# A Perfectly Reasonable Amount of Schadenfreude about Things Happening to Trump & His Enablers (Part 2)

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**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
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**Created:** [May 19, 2023, 3:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250 "2023-05-19T03:20:08Z")\
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Yup. If those gallows were ever to be used, it would be to hang some corpse in effigy. If certain people _inside_ the Capitol had gotten ahold of Pelosi or Pence, they would have quickly killed an old and frail person through serious blunt force trauma (if not mace, a taser, or some bullet)

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> [@Mollie\_Magill](#):
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> > [@Johnny\_L.A](#):
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> > That implies orc restaurants.
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> The food is barely passible, but on the upside the service is horrible.

They have to take reservations; one does not simply walk-in to Mordor.

(I’ve sat on that joke for a few days, to see if someone else would make it)

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**Post date:** [June 24, 2023, 9:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250/563 "2023-06-24T09:19:04Z")

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Something toxic from the '50s?

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DJT lawyers claim payment in Carroll case $5,000,000.

"We write to respectfully request that the Court so order the enclosed Stipulation and  
Proposed Order Regarding the Use of a Cash Deposit in Court as Security in Lieu of a Supersedeas Bond. The cash deposit will be in the amount of$5,550,000, which is 111% of the judgment amount and is consistent with the traditional security percentage of supersedeas bonds. Additionally, my office is currently holding $5,550,000 in trust and will promptly make such deposit upon the entering of this Stipulation and Order.  
We thank the Court for its consideration. "

> **[gov.uscourts.nysd.590045.209.0.pdf](https://storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.uscourts.nysd.590045/gov.uscourts.nysd.590045.209.0.pdf)**
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**Post date:** [June 24, 2023, 12:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250/565 "2023-06-24T12:15:37Z")

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Not sure what “supersedeas” means, but I looked up more about this. AIUI, the lawyers have simply provided to the court a bond of 111% of the judgment in order to satisfy the requirement (in New York) that they provide such a bond to proceed with the appeal.

ETA:

> **[Supersedeas bond](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Supersedeas_bond)**
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> A supersedeas bond (often shortened to supersedeas), also known as a defendant's appeal bond, is a type of surety bond that a court requires from an appellant who wants to delay payment of a judgment until an appeal is over.
> This is a feature of common law, and in particular the American legal system. In most European countries an appeal leads to an automatic stay of execution, unless the judge expressly ordered immediate execution.
> According to Black's Law Dictionary, a supersedeas bond (also ...

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This was big news on Twitter yesterday - apparently it implies that Trump couldn’t find anyone to write/guarantee the bond (presumably because he has a long history of prompt payment of debts), so had to post his own cash.

On the other hand, I assume a bond has a fairly high interest rate - if you can raise the cash, that would seem like a more financially prudent choice.

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
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> [@Johnny\_L.A](#):
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> That implies orc restaurants.

Which tend not to earn Michelin stars.

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**Author:** ![Love\_Rhombus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/love_rhombus/32/10694_2.png) [@Love\_Rhombus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Love_Rhombus)\
**Post date:** [June 24, 2023, 8:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250/568 "2023-06-24T20:30:30Z")

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Some places get different star ratings from different people. A nine from Men, a seven from dwarves… you know how it goes.

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**Post date:** [June 24, 2023, 10:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250/569 "2023-06-24T22:08:39Z")

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Elves have notoriously high standards

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Insufferable pointy-eared bastards.

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More lawsuits for DJT and Rudy.

> **[New Developments in the Case of The Black Georgia Poll Workers Who Trump...](https://www.theroot.com/black-georgia-poll-workers-cleared-of-election-fraud-al-1850570399)**
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> After years of investigation, the fate of Ruby Freeman and her daughter, Wandrea ArShaye Moss, was revealed this week.

Years? It took years?

"Georgia’s State Election Board eventually dismissed its investigation into supposed election fraud at the State Farm Arena in Atlanta. The investigation found that the claims were “unsubstantiated and found to have no merit.”

The findings are courtesy of the FBI, the Georgia Bureau of Investigations and investigators from the Secretary of State’s office."

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> [@smithsb](#):
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> The findings are courtesy of the FBI, the Georgia Bureau of Investigations and investigators from the Secretary of State’s office."

And those are three reasons those innocent workers will be hounded by magats forever.

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Magats. I am so going to use that term.

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I don’t see why Orcs wouldn’t have restaurants or dining halls with some concept of menu. They have a society of sorts where some specialize in making stuff , brewing grog and being soldiers etc so I would think they have some places dedicated to making food for those that don’t have time to knock up a bonefish kedgeree after a difficult day turning the rack. I’d recommend a hard pass on the beef carpaccio.

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No kidding. Give me Hobbit cuisine, every time.

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I believe _menu_ is a word in Dwarvish. Maybe these were very literate Orcs.

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You better hope Arwen doesn’t read the Dope…

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> [@Love\_Rhombus](#):
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> I believe _menu_ is a word in Dwarvish.

I’ve heard Barack was really born in Khazad.

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Have you seen his very short-form birth certificate?

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> [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](#):
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> No kidding. Give me Hobbit cuisine, every time.

Only if it’s made of real Hobbits.

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