# A Perfectly Reasonable Amount of Schadenfreude about Things Happening to Trump & His Enablers (Part 2) **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Tags:** trump\ **Created:** [May 19, 2023, 3:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250 "2023-05-19T03:20:08Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 302
**Author:** ![Love\_Rhombus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/love_rhombus/32/10694_2.png) [@Love\_Rhombus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Love_Rhombus)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2024, 12:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250/6022 "2024-05-17T00:43:02Z")
Are boots the new fashion style in high school? ---
**Author:** ![Great\_Antibob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e47c2d/32.png) [@Great\_Antibob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Great_Antibob)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2024, 12:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250/6023 "2024-05-17T00:46:48Z")
I don’t know what the kids are wearing these days but Matt there seems to have a bit of brown on his schnozz. Seems to be a style among Republican lawmakers. ---
**Author:** ![dasmoocher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/dbc845/32.png) [@dasmoocher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dasmoocher)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2024, 1:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250/6024 "2024-05-17T01:57:30Z")
I believe that brown stuff may be the latest grift product available from Trump: Eau De Toilette–MAGA! (Making Anuses Gaseous Again). ---
**Author:** ![Jihi](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jihi/32/17768_2.png) [@Jihi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jihi)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2024, 2:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250/6025 "2024-05-17T02:00:21Z")
> [@Love\_Rhombus](#): > > More Rudy News. It’s not like he’s a master of disguise. My prediction. Rudy will be found in front of four seasons landscaping, giving a speech at a non-existent press conference. He’ll eventually be arrested for scaring a random homeless person. He’ll be taken to prison for his own good. ---
**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2024, 2:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250/6026 "2024-05-17T02:35:32Z")
> [@Odesio](#): > > It looks like Republicans are already prepared for the Trump/Biden debate. I read that as > It looks like Russians are already prepared for the Trump/Biden debate. Somehow, I don’t think that changed the meaning a damn whit. ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2024, 3:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250/6027 "2024-05-17T03:15:12Z")
> [@Johnny\_Bravo](#): > > Okay but what if they did? Can you imagine?! Teleprompter? No need! Maybe Trump’s debate handlers will stick a microphone in his ear to coach him, like [what was allegedly done with Dubya](https://www.theregister.com/2004/10/12/bush_wireless_coaching/) in one of his debates. They could always hide the transmitter in his diaper. ---
**Author:** ![Jihi](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jihi/32/17768_2.png) [@Jihi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jihi)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2024, 3:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250/6028 "2024-05-17T03:26:25Z")
> [@EddyTeddyFreddy](#): > > Teleprompter? No need! Maybe Trump’s debate handlers will stick a microphone in his ear to coach him Trump’s debate handlers = Putin Actually I could just imagine Trump on stage with a microphone in his ear. Moderator: “…and Mr Trump, what are your stances on border policy?” Trump: “What?!.. I can’t hear you! Speak up!.. Yes I know the questions about border policy! I’m not saying that I don’t even know what it means! Is that russian?” Moderator: “Mr. Trump I’m sorry but your 2 minutes are up.” Trump: “Dammit!” ---
**Author:** ![OttoDaFe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ottodafe/32/356_2.png) [@OttoDaFe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OttoDaFe)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2024, 3:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250/6029 "2024-05-17T03:31:23Z")
“No! I was cheated out of my two minutes! I deserve another two minutes! And then another two minutes because Sleepy Joe started, meaning my two two minute terms weren’t consecutive. And and and and and …” ---
**Author:** ![solost](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/solost/32/11776_2.png) [@solost](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/solost)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2024, 12:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250/6030 "2024-05-17T12:47:51Z")
> [@Love\_Rhombus](#): > > More Rudy News. It’s not like he’s a master of disguise. > > [Arizona officials say they can’t find Rudy Giuliani to serve him with indictment notice](https://www.cnn.com/2024/05/14/politics/arizona-officials-giuliani-indictment-2020/index.html) He’s more of a night person; hard to find in daylight hours [![](https://m.media-amazon.com/images/M/MV5BMTU5MTcwNDkwMl5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTgwNzYzNzEwMzE@._V1_.jpg) ](https://m.media-amazon.com/images/M/MV5BMTU5MTcwNDkwMl5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTgwNzYzNzEwMzE@._V1_.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![JohnT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnt/32/15048_2.png) [@JohnT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnT)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2024, 2:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250/6031 "2024-05-17T14:08:24Z")
Lol, I made the same crack: > [@A thread for Rudy {Rudy Giuliani}](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-thread-for-rudy-rudy-giuliani/989355/436): > > Huh. Let me try again… I’m building a team: [[Imgur] ](https://www.flickr.com/photos/68782016@N08/53396310621/)[[Imgur] ](https://www.flickr.com/photos/68782016@N08/53396498148/)[[Imgur] ](https://www.flickr.com/photos/68782016@N08/53396623544/)[[Imgur] ](https://www.flickr.com/photos/68782016@N08/53396623989/) ---
**Author:** ![BlankSlate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/blankslate/32/80_2.png) [@BlankSlate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BlankSlate)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2024, 2:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250/6032 "2024-05-17T14:23:38Z")
Ah, one of the now-quaint mysteries of the Bush years. There was also that pic of him in a pickup truck on his ranch with some odd looking contraption under his t-shirt. Dark Brandon should bring a pocket jammer to the debate. It would be hilarious to watch Trump repeatedly cut off from his handlers mid-sentence. ---
**Author:** ![Great\_Antibob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e47c2d/32.png) [@Great\_Antibob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Great_Antibob)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2024, 2:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250/6033 "2024-05-17T14:30:08Z")
I say let him have his handlers. He can hardly stay on script, and he’s still incoherent much of the time as it is. It’s not like he listens to what other people say anyway. He just rambles on until his brain short-circuits and he freezes for a moment, which appears to be happening with increasing frequency these days. ---
**Author:** ![Jihi](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jihi/32/17768_2.png) [@Jihi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jihi)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2024, 6:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250/6034 "2024-05-17T18:15:18Z")
This is currently breaking so I’m sure more details will come out later. But for those who don’t know David Depape, the MAGAT that attacked Paul Pelosi, has apparently received a 30-year sentence. > **[Paul Pelosi attacker sentenced to 30 years in prison](https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-69028127)** > > David DePape still faces life imprisonment if convicted of separate state charges for the 2022 attack. ---
**Author:** ![Stratocaster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/stratocaster/32/16393_2.png) [@Stratocaster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stratocaster)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2024, 12:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250/6035 "2024-05-18T00:03:27Z")
Give it a few minutes, somebody will pardon this patriot. ---
**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2024, 12:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250/6036 "2024-05-18T00:25:49Z")
Yeah. Didn’t the governor of Texas say the guy he pardoned for killing a protestor should be free is partly because the killer’s a military veteran. If memory serves, the guy he murdered was also a military veteran. ---
**Author:** ![Andy\_L](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c67d28/32.png) [@Andy\_L](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Andy_L)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2024, 12:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250/6037 "2024-05-18T00:27:31Z")
And unlike the now-pardoned killer, the victim wasn’t grooming a teenager for sex. ---
**Author:** ![wolfpup](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wolfpup/32/10618_2.png) [@wolfpup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolfpup)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2024, 9:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250/6038 "2024-05-18T09:01:16Z")
> Someone holding a bootlickers sign above Matt Gaetz’s head I can’t help myself – the resemblance is just so uncanny! 😃 [![](https://i.imgur.com/Kng6E5i.jpeg) ](https://i.imgur.com/Kng6E5i.jpeg) ---
**Author:** ![solost](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/solost/32/11776_2.png) [@solost](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/solost)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2024, 1:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250/6039 "2024-05-18T13:19:27Z")
> [@JohnT](#): > > Lol, I made the same crack: Great minds…😀 ---
**Author:** ![Fiendish\_Astronaut](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fiendish_astronaut/32/3295_2.png) [@Fiendish\_Astronaut](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fiendish_Astronaut)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2024, 2:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250/6040 "2024-05-18T14:40:37Z")
Giuliani tried to publicy mock the state AG at his birthday party and was served his indictment an hour later, in front of some of his supporters. [![](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/GN1S3Yba8AAyHw1?format=jpg) ](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/GN1S3Yba8AAyHw1?format=jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2024, 2:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250/6041 "2024-05-18T14:54:11Z")
Is it true that the charges would have had to be dismissed if he wasn’t served by today? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250.md?page=301) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250.md?page=303)