# A Perfectly Reasonable Amount of Schadenfreude about Things Happening to Trump & His Enablers (Part 2) **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Tags:** trump\ **Created:** [May 19, 2023, 3:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250 "2023-05-19T03:20:08Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 311
**Author:** ![not\_what\_you\_d\_expect](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/not_what_you_d_expect/32/3246_2.png) [@not\_what\_you\_d\_expect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/not_what_you_d_expect)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2024, 1:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250/6202 "2024-05-26T13:05:11Z")
> [@Smapti](#): > > > [@SwissMan](#): > > > > I would love a reporter to ask Trump to explain what the Silk Road case was about; I am sure he has no idea who the fuck Ross “Dread Pirate Roberts” Ulbricht even is. Some advisor told him to say that because they thought it would get an applause from libertarians. > > “Dread Pirate Roberts. What a wonderful man. No survivors, he would say, no survivors, that’s why they dread him, and he’s being treated very unfairly by Crooked Prince Humperdinck’s weaponized government. When I’m prince I will proudly put him and Freaky Finger Rugen in the Zoo of Death and we will be looking very strongly at these Guilderian mercenaries they’ve been letting through our open border. You know they don’t have any prisons in Guilder any more, they send them here, and Humperdinck allows it and it’s very sad.” As great as this is, do you really think he could spell or pronounce Humperdinck or Guilderian correctly? I think if he tried to say mercenaries, the plate covering the hole in his mouth would fly right out. ---
**Author:** ![Love\_Rhombus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/love_rhombus/32/10694_2.png) [@Love\_Rhombus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Love_Rhombus)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2024, 1:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250/6203 "2024-05-26T13:50:54Z")
> [@not\_what\_you\_d\_expect](#): > > the plate covering the hole in his mouth The what? ---
**Author:** ![not\_what\_you\_d\_expect](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/not_what_you_d_expect/32/3246_2.png) [@not\_what\_you\_d\_expect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/not_what_you_d_expect)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2024, 1:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250/6204 "2024-05-26T13:57:17Z")
According to Noel Casler, who worked with him on The Apprentice, trump has a hole in the roof of his mouth from all the adderall use and so he has a plate inserted or something. ---
**Author:** ![Love\_Rhombus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/love_rhombus/32/10694_2.png) [@Love\_Rhombus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Love_Rhombus)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2024, 2:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250/6205 "2024-05-26T14:05:05Z")
Ugh, sorry I asked. I didn’t know adderal could do that! ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2024, 5:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250/6206 "2024-05-26T17:19:11Z")
> [@not\_what\_you\_d\_expect](#): > > trump has a hole in the roof of his mouth from all the adderall use Sounds like what cocaine does to the nasal septum. I wouldn’t have thought Adderall would do something like that, though. ---
**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2024, 9:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250/6207 "2024-05-26T21:07:18Z")
> [@EddyTeddyFreddy](#): > > Sounds like what cocaine does to the nasal septum. I wouldn’t have thought Adderall would do something like that, though. Most people don’t snort Adderall. ---
**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2024, 9:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250/6208 "2024-05-26T21:48:06Z")
> [@Wolf333](#): > > Sorry, I should have used the sarcasm tag. I’ve heard people say that trump is the nation’s top cop using the above logic. I recall during the 1996 race for the GOP nomination, Pat Buchanan boasted that on Inauguration Day, 1997, he was going to take the oath of office, and following that chain of logic, immediately turn to Bill Clinton and start Mirandizing him. 🤣 ---
**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2024, 9:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250/6209 "2024-05-26T21:54:11Z")
Loser Donald got a grand total of 6 votes at the LNC. SAD! > **[Trump gets humiliating 6 votes in Libertarian nomination contest after...](https://www.rawstory.com/trump-libertarian-party-convention/)** > > Trump eliminated by Libertarian Party with a humiliating 6 votes after he's booed ---
**Author:** ![Robot\_Arm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/robot_arm/32/18280_2.png) [@Robot\_Arm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Robot_Arm)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2024, 10:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250/6210 "2024-05-26T22:43:27Z")
> [@EddyTeddyFreddy](#): > > Sounds like what cocaine does to the nasal septum. I wouldn’t have thought Adderall would do something like that, though. I wonder if we’ll ever find out the truth about allegations like that. After Trump dies, if indeed he can die, will there be leaked autopsy notes, or anything like that? Trump’s people would claim they’re fakes, and maybe someone will try to fake such a thing, so I’ll probably never know in my lifetime. ---
**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2024, 12:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250/6211 "2024-05-27T00:00:28Z")
> [@Robot\_Arm](#): > > After Trump dies, if indeed he can die, will there be leaked autopsy notes, or anything like that? I assume they’ll be putting his corpse on display in the lobby of Trump Tower like Lenin and Mao and the Kims. ---
**Author:** ![Mundane\_Super\_Hero](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mundane_super_hero/32/6304_2.png) [@Mundane\_Super\_Hero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mundane_Super_Hero)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2024, 12:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250/6212 "2024-05-27T00:07:57Z")
> [@Smapti](#): > > I assume they’ll be putting his corpse on display in the lobby of Trump Tower like Lenin and Mao and the Kims. … before Putin repossesses it… ---
**Author:** ![Railer13](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/railer13/32/9742_2.png) [@Railer13](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Railer13)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2024, 12:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250/6213 "2024-05-27T00:31:51Z")
I couldn’t help but laugh at this one. Sorry not sorry. > ---
**Author:** ![bobot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bobot/32/21622_2.png) [@bobot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bobot)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2024, 1:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250/6214 "2024-05-27T01:34:20Z")
I hate when Bruce Springsteen slips down the stairs. ---
**Author:** ![Mundane\_Super\_Hero](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mundane_super_hero/32/6304_2.png) [@Mundane\_Super\_Hero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mundane_Super_Hero)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2024, 1:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250/6215 "2024-05-27T01:57:27Z")
♫ There’s a Darkness when Tuberville falls down. ♫ ♫ There’s a Darkness when he falls all of the… all the way down… ♫ ♫ \< Badda-boom… tisch. \> \< Badda-boom… tisch. \> ♫ ♫ \< Badda-boom… tisch. \> \< Badda-boom… tisch. \> ♫ ---
**Author:** ![not\_what\_you\_d\_expect](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/not_what_you_d_expect/32/3246_2.png) [@not\_what\_you\_d\_expect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/not_what_you_d_expect)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2024, 7:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250/6216 "2024-05-27T07:55:26Z")
Every time he mentions Biden falling, this video should be played. ---
**Author:** ![wolfpup](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wolfpup/32/10618_2.png) [@wolfpup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolfpup)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2024, 3:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250/6217 "2024-05-27T15:52:08Z")
> **[Black Trump supporter says she's proof that 'not every woman of color is stupid'](https://www.rawstory.com/donald-trump-bronx/)** > > Donald Trump rallied Thursday at a park in the Bronx, where his supporters mingled with critics from the predominantly Black and Hispanic community.The Washington Post's Philip Bump wandered through the crowd observing encounters between the former... > “I feel like women of color are getting a bum rap," said an older Black woman who called herself Miss M. “Not every woman of color is stupid … **[Trump] has great knowledge**.” Emphasis mine. Miss M is the embodiment of that old adage, “Better to be thought stupid than to open your mouth and prove it.” ---
**Author:** ![enipla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/54ee81/32.png) [@enipla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/enipla)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2024, 5:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250/6218 "2024-05-27T17:35:49Z")
And Miss M managed to be racist as well. Way to go Miss M. ---
**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2024, 11:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250/6219 "2024-05-27T23:14:28Z")
> [@commasense](#): > > Play with it yourself. Story of my life… > [@Smapti](#): > > Loser Donald got a grand total of 6 votes at the LNC. How many votes on the “Go Fuck Himself” motion, I wonder? I bet it a yuger number. ---
**Author:** ![dougrb](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/76d3ee/32.png) [@dougrb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dougrb)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2024, 11:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250/6220 "2024-05-27T23:32:16Z")
> [@Smapti](#): > > Loser Donald got a grand total of 6 votes at the LNC. He did beat Stormy Daniels (1) and Christian Weston(2) by what some have said is a landslide. ---
**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2024, 11:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250/6221 "2024-05-27T23:58:33Z")
> [@wolfpup](#): > > [Black Trump supporter says she's proof that 'not every woman of color is stupid'](https://www.rawstory.com/donald-trump-bronx/) …and that proof is demonstrated by the fact that there are so few of YOU, right, Miss? _Not that it’s clear that she herself is stupid._ _She could just be malicious._ [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250.md?page=310) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250.md?page=312)