# A Perfectly Reasonable Amount of Schadenfreude about Things Happening to Trump & His Enablers (Part 2)

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**Created:** [May 19, 2023, 3:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250 "2023-05-19T03:20:08Z")\
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**Author:** ![Dissonance](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/85f322/32.png) [@Dissonance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dissonance)\
**Post date:** [May 31, 2024, 9:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250/6342 "2024-05-31T21:19:25Z")

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> [@CalMeacham](#):
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> Actually, these things are complex. Even though a Canadian official stated that Trump couldn’t travel to Canada, websites I checked aren’t so black and white on the issue. Felons often travel internationally, unless they’re drug dealers. ASnd Trump might be able to vote in Florida.

I was going to say that TFG losing the ability to enter Canada is both misleading and a bit of a no-brainer if you stop to think about it. He’s now a convicted felon **who hasn’t completed his sentence** , of course he’ll be denied entry. He’ll be denied exit from the United States **to anywhere** until he’s completed his sentence. Once he’s completed his sentence it’s an entirely different matter.

Regarding voting, if he is sentenced before the upcoming election, he won’t be able to vote until the full term of the sentence is completed, meaning any and all of the following as applicable: the prison sentence, house arrest, parole and probation after completing any prison time. Only after that can TFG appeal to DeSantis to have his voting rights restored in Florida. It’s not a pardon, the conviction stands, it’s the governor of Florida restoring the right to vote, TFG remains a convicted felon. It’s just that Florida is one of the few states that effectively permanently takes away the right to vote by requiring a personal appeal to the governor to restore it. Most states only require felons to complete either the full term or incarceration or incarceration and parole, at which point the right to vote is automatically restored.

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**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\
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> <https://x.com/MeidasTouch/status/1796688880345006150>

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**Author:** ![Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr.winston_oboogie/32/2945_2.png) [@Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Winston_OBoogie)\
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> [@Dissonance](#):
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> Only after that can TFG appeal to DeSantis to have his voting rights restored in Florida

Nope. He was convicted in New York. Florida law says “use the rules in the state he was convicted in.”. New York says you can’t vote if you are in prison; other than that, you’re good to go. So, he can vote in Florida (unless NY jails him).

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\
**Post date:** [June 1, 2024, 1:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250/6345 "2024-06-01T13:17:40Z")

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> [@Smapti](#):
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> [x.com](https://x.com/MeidasTouch/status/1796688880345006150)
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> Yesterday, Fox predicted that there would be a massive stock market crash if Trump was convicted. Instead, the Dow had its best day of the year.

To which my Trump cultist friend replied:

> Yes, because after that bs verdict from our highly corrupt justice system 🙄💩 💩 💩 there is no doubt Donald J. Trump will be our next president 🇺🇸 🏆🇺🇸

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**Author:** ![Mundane\_Super\_Hero](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mundane_super_hero/32/6304_2.png) [@Mundane\_Super\_Hero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mundane_Super_Hero)\
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Played a video game today.  
In the chat, a so-called ‘Trump Soldier’ threatened to kill me with a gerber knife.

My thoughts go to the words of the famous actor, [Sean Connery](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cjOPLTTjnwc).

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**Author:** ![dasmoocher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/dbc845/32.png) [@dasmoocher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dasmoocher)\
**Post date:** [June 1, 2024, 2:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250/6347 "2024-06-01T14:21:24Z")

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Oh noes! Poor Alan. It’s like Job in the Bible.

[Alan Dershowitz Has Quite a Theory as to Why Trump Conviction Won’t be Overturned](https://www.thedailybeast.com/alan-dershowitz-has-quite-a-theory-as-to-why-trumps-verdict-will-stick)

> Alan Dershowitz has a new theory as to why Donald Trump’s conviction won’t be overturned by any appeal judges: they don’t want to be “Dershowitz’d.” He imparted this nugget of wisdom on Steve Bannon’s _War Room_ podcast after Trump was found guilty in his hush-money trial on Thursday, [according to _Newsweek_](https://www.newsweek.com/trump-hush-money-guilty-alan-dershowitz-1906841). “People know what happened to me when I defended Donald Trump on the floor of the Senate. **Nobody on Martha’s Vineyard would speak to me** ,” Dershowitz explained, adding that he was also “cancelled” by Harvard.  
> [my bold]

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> [@dasmoocher](#):
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> “People know what happened to me when I defended Donald Trump on the floor of the Senate. **Nobody on Martha’s Vineyard would speak to me** ,

I see his unwarranted sense of self-importance remains undiminished.

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**Author:** ![Love\_Rhombus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/love_rhombus/32/10694_2.png) [@Love\_Rhombus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Love_Rhombus)\
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Any word on if he was wearing pants?

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**Author:** ![SunUp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ea5d25/32.png) [@SunUp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SunUp)\
**Post date:** [June 1, 2024, 4:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250/6350 "2024-06-01T16:19:52Z")

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Or maybe [Paul Hogan](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dSnosk4tWrg)?

“Just kids having fun…”

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**Author:** ![Sage\_Rat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sage_rat/32/399_2.png) [@Sage\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sage_Rat)\
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> [@Johnny\_L.A](#):
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> To which my Trump cultist friend replied:
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> > Yes, because after that bs verdict from our highly corrupt justice system 🙄 💩 💩 💩 there is no doubt Donald J. Trump will be our next president 🇺🇸 🏆 🇺🇸

I’d point out that just like Trump will instantly bring peace to Israel and Ukraine, and how he already successfully built the wall and made Mexico pay for it, we all know that he drained the swamp, during his term - that was, after all, what he promised to do - and there is no more corruption in America thanks to Donald Trump.

And then include some links to the pardoning of Rod Blagojevich and the appointment of Elliott Broidy to the position of the RNC finance chair position, his conviction for bribery, back in the day, and the various indictments attached to him now.

Live by the sword, die by the sword.

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**Author:** ![wolfpup](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wolfpup/32/10618_2.png) [@wolfpup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolfpup)\
**Post date:** [June 1, 2024, 5:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250/6352 "2024-06-01T17:24:31Z")

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> [@Sage\_Rat](#):
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> I’d point out that just like Trump will instantly bring peace to Israel and Ukraine, and how he already successfully built the wall and made Mexico pay for it, we all know that he drained the swamp, during his term - that was, after all, what he promised to do - and there is no more corruption in America thanks to Donald Trump.

Don’t forget the “terrific” health care plan that he replaced Obamacare with. And his masterful handling of the COVID pandemic which turned out, as promised, to be just a harmless flu that quickly went awsy.

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Not to mention that guy who was the RNC Deputy Finance Chair…[what was his name now…](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michael_Cohen_(lawyer))

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**Author:** ![The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_stainless_steel_rat/32/5727_2.png) [@The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Stainless_Steel_Rat)\
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Just saw this and I think it fits in here, since the topic deals with Trumps claims that the 2020 election was ‘stolen’.

> **[Publisher of ‘2,000 Mules’ election conspiracy theory film issues apology](https://www.npr.org/2024/05/31/g-s1-2298/publisher-of-2000-mules-election-conspiracy-theory-film-issues-apology)**
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> Salem Media distributed “2,000 Mules,” which claimed Democrats conspired to steal the 2020 election. Now the company has apologized and will halt any future distribution of the film.

In sum, the film has been withdrawn and apologized for, probably having something to do with:

> [@](#):
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> In a statement posted to their website, Salem Media Group, Inc. apologized specifically to Mark Andrews, a voter from Georgia falsely depicted illegally voting in “2,000 Mules.”
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> The Georgia Bureau of Investigation cleared Andrews of wrongdoing, and found he was legally dropping off ballots for members of his family. Andrews filed a defamation lawsuit against Salem, as well as the team behind the movie: right wing commentator Dinesh D’Souza, and the group True the Vote.

That is a trial I would be interested in hearing the result of sometime in the near future…

Press on.

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Thanks for that info. Really hoping the defamation plaintiffs win; that the damages are large; and that they actually collect.

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\
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> According to a court filing in a related case, Salem settled the lawsuit brought by Andrews for an undisclosed “significant” amount.

But then it says:

> A lawyer for Protect Democracy declined to comment on Salem’s statement due to the ongoing case. It is unclear what impact Salem’s apology will have on the lawsuit, which is currently in the discovery phase.

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**Author:** ![dtilque](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/d6d6ee/32.png) [@dtilque](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dtilque)\
**Post date:** [June 2, 2024, 5:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250/6357 "2024-06-02T17:07:47Z")

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Salem Media was only one of the defendants in the lawsuit. D’Souza and a couple other people who made the film are also defendants. So Salem Media settling does not settle the entire case.

ETA: Here’s the complete list of defendants:

> [@](#):
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> Salem Media Group, Inc. and Regnery Publishing, Inc. (the Salem Defendants); True the Vote, Inc., Catherine Engelbrecht, and Gregg Phillips (the TTV Defendants); and Dinesh D’Souza and D’Souza Media LLC (collectively, the D’Souza Defendants).

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I’m not sure if he’s just lying as usual, or if his mental deterioration is so bad that he genuinely can’t distinguish his own thoughts, such as they are, from the adoring mob’s cheers echoing through his empty head:

> **[Trump claims he never called for Hillary Clinton to be locked up](https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/2024/06/02/trump-hillary-clinton-lock-her-up/?pwapi_token=eyJ0eXAiOiJKV1QiLCJhbGciOiJIUzI1NiJ9.eyJyZWFzb24iOiJnaWZ0IiwibmJmIjoxNzE3MzAwODAwLCJpc3MiOiJzdWJzY3JpcHRpb25zIiwiZXhwIjoxNzE4NjgzMTk5LCJpYXQiOjE3MTczMDA4MDAsImp0aSI6ImQ1YjUxNzIwLTY0ZDAtNDg1MS04N2U5LWUwOTlmNDE3NjI1YSIsInVybCI6Imh0dHBzOi8vd3d3Lndhc2hpbmd0b25wb3N0LmNvbS9wb2xpdGljcy8yMDI0LzA2LzAyL3RydW1wLWhpbGxhcnktY2xpbnRvbi1sb2NrLWhlci11cC8ifQ.-i58py-pf8KR0oORnQC2HcAZl0EbDu1brbfN5Is-hvM&itid=gfta)**
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> “Lock her up” is perhaps one of the most popular chants among Trump supporters, and he agreed with it on several occasions.

> Trump then asserted that he never called for Clinton’s jailing.  
> "I didn’t say ‘lock her up,’ but the people said lock her up, lock her up,” Trump said…

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[Rumpty-Dumpty had a Great Fall  
Rumpty-Dumpty shat on his balls…](https://imgflip.com/i/8sjd23)

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**Author:** ![Euphonious\_Polemic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/euphonious_polemic/32/3002_2.png) [@Euphonious\_Polemic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Euphonious_Polemic)\
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[Trump says he agrees ‘100 percent’ with ‘lock her up’ chants about Clinton (thehill.com)](https://thehill.com/homenews/administration/521436-trump-says-he-agrees-100-percent-with-lock-her-up-chants-about/)

> Attendees at Trump Senior event shout “Lock her up!” at the mention of Hillary Clinton.
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> President Trump: “I agree with you 100% - October 16, 2020

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This is typical 7-year-old Trump here. It’s the political equivalent of the “I’m not touching you” game that little kids and trolls sometimes play.

He initiated it, he allowed it at his rallies without speaking against it, @Euphonious_Polemic’s cite proves he supported it actively, but he never actually said the words, so no one is allowed to hold him responsible for it. And anyone who tries to hold him to it is just being **UNFAIR**! He’s mentally and emotionally stunted and has been his entire life. Let’s never forget that.

While typing up this post it occurred to me, and this point is probably been made elsewhere, that he could have treated this like a John McCain moment. That Town Hall I think it was in 2008? When McCain took a question from an audience member who tried to claim Obama wasn’t American and was actually a Muslim or something like that, and McCain shut it down in front of everyone? Trump could have done something like that and would be a much better ethical foundations to make these sorts of claims today. As it is he’s a venal, lying bastard with no principles so of course he’s going to jump on the first thing that he thinks helps him without considering the broader consequences.

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