# A Perfectly Reasonable Amount of Schadenfreude about Things Happening to Trump & His Enablers (Part 2) **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Tags:** trump\ **Created:** [May 19, 2023, 3:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250 "2023-05-19T03:20:08Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 321
**Author:** ![wolfpup](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wolfpup/32/10618_2.png) [@wolfpup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolfpup)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2024, 10:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250/6402 "2024-06-03T22:11:08Z")
> [@Roderick\_Femm](#): > > I’m sure that, if he were to become president again, his status as a felon would not keep him out. Almost certainly true, though some countries might require that he apply for a special exemption. But as of right now I’m pretty sure that he could not fly into any of those countries as he does now have a criminal record. He could not, for example, without being granted an exemption, visit his golf course in Scotland. ---
**Author:** ![bobsmom101](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bobsmom101/32/2867_2.png) [@bobsmom101](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bobsmom101)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2024, 10:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250/6403 "2024-06-03T22:13:49Z")
> [@Pardel-Lux](#): > > the couple, having probably not told the insurance company that they live in the vehicle and that it is their working place too, because that would have increased the premium to pay, are most probably technically not insured Their savior and benefactor will probably start a go fund me or throw a dinner for them at Mar a Lago to reimburse them for their loss on his behalf. 🤣🤣😂🤪😝🤣🤣🤣 ---
**Author:** ![wolfpup](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wolfpup/32/10618_2.png) [@wolfpup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolfpup)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2024, 10:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250/6404 "2024-06-03T22:19:56Z")
> [@Roderick\_Femm](#): > > I am frankly surprised, though, that the telephone pole seems still intact. Yes, I suspect that most of the damage probably came from hitting other things on the way down and it probably just grazed the pole. I once witnessed an accident where a much smaller vehicle – just a small delivery van – flipped upside down and struck a utility pole. The pole snapped like a twig, throwing high-voltage wires sparking into the street. And I was on my motorcycle at the time! ---
**Author:** ![SoToasty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sotoasty/32/2803_2.png) [@SoToasty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SoToasty)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2024, 10:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250/6405 "2024-06-03T22:31:51Z")
Looks like it was trying to escape its owners. I cant say I blame it ---
**Author:** ![bobot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bobot/32/21622_2.png) [@bobot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bobot)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2024, 10:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250/6406 "2024-06-03T22:49:15Z")
> [@not\_what\_you\_d\_expect](#): > > Well, if everything is a sign from god, I wonder what message they received. “Crying won’t help you, praying won’t do you no good. 'Cuz when the parking brake fails…” ---
**Author:** ![ParallelLines](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/parallellines/32/3575_2.png) [@ParallelLines](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ParallelLines)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2024, 11:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250/6407 "2024-06-03T23:34:36Z")
Is it… wrong… that I immediately wanted someone, anyone, to do a parody version of [30,000 lbs of Bananas](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OGldNpngDws) about the bus? 30k pounds of trump debris isn’t quite as much fun (or make any real sense, but it could be 3k!). 3000 lbs, of Fan-danas… Which of course, are a thing, I imagine the cheapest possible option, something like [this](https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/71nx9sTxI6L._SL1500_.jpg). One of our songwriters or skilled AI users should get to work on this! ---
**Author:** ![TheTooth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/919ad9/32.png) [@TheTooth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TheTooth)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2024, 2:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250/6408 "2024-06-04T02:02:10Z")
> [@Gyrate](#): > > And of course I can appreciate the comedy in that rolling cult shrine killing itself out of shame They are now the proud owners of a brand-new 2024 Seppuku. ---
**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2024, 2:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250/6409 "2024-06-04T02:20:30Z")
> [@ParallelLines](#): > > 3000 lbs, of Fan-danas _3,000 pounds of flag-madness_? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2024, 2:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250/6410 "2024-06-04T02:38:25Z")
> [@rocking\_chair](#): > > I saw a few clips of his Fox interview today. He did not look good and his hair looked even worse. Didn’t think that would be possible. I have to admit, his voice, skin and hair have long irrationally irritated me. I can’t explain it. ---
**Author:** ![Railer13](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/railer13/32/9742_2.png) [@Railer13](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Railer13)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2024, 3:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250/6411 "2024-06-04T03:18:43Z")
> [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](#): > > his voice, skin and hair have long irrationally irritated me To me, it’s his hand movements/gestures when he speaks. I hate watching him. ---
**Author:** ![digs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/digs/32/14889_2.png) [@digs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/digs)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2024, 3:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250/6412 "2024-06-04T03:28:03Z")
I think the irritation is easily explained, in both those cases: none of his looks or actions are natural. ---
**Author:** ![wolfpup](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wolfpup/32/10618_2.png) [@wolfpup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolfpup)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2024, 3:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250/6413 "2024-06-04T03:41:22Z")
> [@Railer13](#): > > To me, it’s his hand movements/gestures when he speaks. I hate watching him. The invisible accordion! He really pumps that thing when he gets excited, like when he’s whining about his usual catalog of grievances. It’s hilarious when you mute the sound and imagine the furious tempo of accordion sounds. ---
**Author:** ![dtilque](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/d6d6ee/32.png) [@dtilque](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dtilque)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2024, 5:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250/6414 "2024-06-04T05:01:01Z")
Not sure where to put this … The House something-or-other Committee had a hearing on COVID and had Dr Faucci in as witness. AS you might expect, the Republicans were mostly just scoring political points. Jamie Raskin (D-MD) had this to say [![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/KX7evFxbFmE/hqdefault.jpg "Rep. Raskin apologizes to Dr. Fauci for GOP, says they treat a 'convicted felon' better") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KX7evFxbFmE) > [@](#): > > “They’re treating you, Dr. Fauci, like a convicted felon,” Raskin lamented. “Actually, you probably wish they were treating you like a convicted felon. They treat convicted felons with love and admiration. Some of them blindly worship convicted felons.” ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2024, 5:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250/6415 "2024-06-04T05:10:16Z")
Nicely said, Mr. Raskin! ---
**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2024, 7:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250/6416 "2024-06-04T07:49:14Z")
Absolutely! His smarmy “smile” when he actually has his mouth shut looks to me like someone took a cel of the original Grinch and replaced all the green with orange. ---
**Author:** ![Dandan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a87d85/32.png) [@Dandan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dandan)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2024, 12:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250/6417 "2024-06-04T12:27:53Z")
> [@Railer13](#): > > To me, it’s his hand movements/gestures when he speaks. I hate watching him. I’m with you on most of this, but actually, I love watching him “dance”! I try to guess which two MAGAmales he’s simultaneously jerking off. Dan ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2024, 4:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250/6418 "2024-06-04T16:28:32Z")
I love it when a Trump-supporting gang of thieves gets caught. [DOJ Says MAGA Favorite Epoch Times Is A Massive Money Laundering Scheme (msn.com)](https://www.msn.com/en-us/money/news/doj-says-maga-favorite-epoch-times-is-a-massive-money-laundering-scheme/ar-BB1nzBwF) ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2024, 6:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250/6419 "2024-06-04T18:39:27Z")
> [@wolfpup](#): > > > [@Railer13](#): > > > > To me, it’s his hand movements/gestures when he speaks. I hate watching him. > > The invisible accordion! He really pumps that thing when he gets excited, like when he’s whining about his usual catalog of grievances. It’s hilarious when you mute the sound and imagine the furious tempo of accordion sounds. Imagine no more, but behold!: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S65jqrHQi\_c](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S65jqrHQi_c) ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2024, 7:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250/6420 "2024-06-04T19:03:31Z")
> [@Dandan](#): > > I’m with you on most of this, but actually, I love watching him “dance”! I try to guess which two MAGAmales he’s simultaneously jerking off. There are also videos with animation along those lines, but I’m not looking them up. ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2024, 8:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250/6421 "2024-06-04T20:25:15Z")
> [@Gyrate](#): > > but I’m not looking them up. Oh, so we’re just supposed to believe you when you say ‘People are saying…’? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250.md?page=320) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250.md?page=322)