# A Perfectly Reasonable Amount of Schadenfreude about Things Happening to Trump & His Enablers (Part 2) **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Tags:** trump\ **Created:** [May 19, 2023, 3:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250 "2023-05-19T03:20:08Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 330
**Author:** ![robby](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/robby/32/11048_2.png) [@robby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/robby)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2024, 11:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250/6582 "2024-06-11T23:39:21Z")
> [@Atamasama](#): > > I think I remember something like “pay for our dinners” but I’ve never been Catholic so I didn’t really give it much attention. In parochial kindergarten I learned the “[God is great, God is good](https://www.xavier.edu/jesuitresource/online-resources/prayer-index/mealtime-prayers#:~:text=God%20is%20great%2C%20God%20is,thank%20him%20for%20our%20bread.)” mealtime prayer which then always had something about lettuce. I remember this very clearly because I always wondered why they made such a big deal about thanking God for lettuce instead of something more substantial. ---
**Author:** ![Horatius](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/horatius/32/3572_2.png) [@Horatius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horatius)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2024, 11:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250/6583 "2024-06-11T23:44:36Z")
> [@dtilque](#): > > You have to feed the SDMB hamsters for a couple days. If we’re going to be eating hamsters now, I want mine soaked in garlic butter. ---
**Author:** ![dougrb](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/76d3ee/32.png) [@dougrb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dougrb)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2024, 12:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250/6584 "2024-06-12T00:02:49Z")
> [@Johnny\_L.A](#): > > And blessed be the Fruit of the Loom You made me look it up and “Fruit Of Thy Womb” would not be a bad band name. ---
**Author:** ![wolfpup](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wolfpup/32/10618_2.png) [@wolfpup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolfpup)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2024, 2:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250/6585 "2024-06-12T02:13:51Z")
> [@robby](#): > > In parochial kindergarten I learned the “[God is great, God is good](https://www.xavier.edu/jesuitresource/online-resources/prayer-index/mealtime-prayers#:~:text=God%20is%20great%2C%20God%20is,thank%20him%20for%20our%20bread.)” mealtime prayer which then always had something about lettuce. Well, if you look at the picture on that prayer site, most of what’s shown there consists of salad ingredients. Apparently Catholics are infatuated with salad. If I had to guess what meal is being prepared there, it looks like it will be a bean and pasta salad followed by a whole smoked salmon. At least, that fish is glowing as orange as the scowling mug of a certain recently convicted felon, so I assume it’s smoked salmon. I think the appropriate invocation should be (I know it doesn’t rhyme but it has such a pleasant poetic meter to it): _God is great, God is good God is “dog” spelled backwards. Lettuce pray._ ---
**Author:** ![ParallelLines](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/parallellines/32/3575_2.png) [@ParallelLines](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ParallelLines)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2024, 2:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250/6586 "2024-06-12T02:18:15Z")
Hey, if you’re going to invoke the orange Christian false deity that smells worse than rotting fish, you should know that “pray” is the wrong word. For him and his ilk, the homophone “prey” is always the proper choice! ---
**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2024, 4:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250/6587 "2024-06-12T04:29:46Z")
> [@wolfpup](#): > > Apparently Catholics are infatuated with salad. Well, the Romaine Catholics are at least. ---
**Author:** ![iamatractorboy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/iamatractorboy/32/21261_2.png) [@iamatractorboy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iamatractorboy)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2024, 5:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250/6588 "2024-06-12T05:30:37Z")
That is an awful pun. There’s just no way of dressing it up. ---
**Author:** ![Jihi](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jihi/32/17768_2.png) [@Jihi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jihi)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2024, 5:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250/6589 "2024-06-12T05:47:46Z")
Please. Lettuce lay off the bad puns. ---
**Author:** ![OttoDaFe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ottodafe/32/356_2.png) [@OttoDaFe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OttoDaFe)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2024, 6:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250/6590 "2024-06-12T06:37:40Z")
Especially the very crouton ones. ---
**Author:** ![iamatractorboy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/iamatractorboy/32/21261_2.png) [@iamatractorboy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iamatractorboy)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2024, 6:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250/6591 "2024-06-12T06:45:31Z")
Hey, some of us spot an opportunity to make a salad-based pun and so we Caesar opportunity. ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2024, 6:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250/6592 "2024-06-12T06:46:20Z")
Who doesn’t love a bit of Cosplay? ---
**Author:** ![solost](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/solost/32/11776_2.png) [@solost](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/solost)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2024, 12:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250/6593 "2024-06-12T12:46:46Z")
> [@dtilque](#): > > > [@wolfpup](#): > > > > Also, the Great Orange defender of the Second Amendment has had his gun license revoked: > > > > [Donald Trump's gun licence set to be revoked - reports](https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c2qq1pply22o) > > This news is 5 days old. I posted it at that time. Post 6505 in this thread. Hey, the fact that trump can no longer bear arms, bears repeating: trump has had his gun license revoked! I still don’t find trump any more disarming though. Probably because his main weapon is his mouth. ---
**Author:** ![not\_what\_you\_d\_expect](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/not_what_you_d_expect/32/3246_2.png) [@not\_what\_you\_d\_expect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/not_what_you_d_expect)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2024, 12:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250/6594 "2024-06-12T12:54:57Z")
As if the lack of a license is going to stop trump from getting a gun if he wants one! Both Junior and Eric are gun nuts and have a lot of guns. Laws do no apply to the trump klan, I’m pretty sure Scotus is fixing to rule that way anyway. ---
**Author:** ![solost](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/solost/32/11776_2.png) [@solost](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/solost)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2024, 4:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250/6595 "2024-06-12T16:03:01Z")
> [@not\_what\_you\_d\_expect](#): > > Laws do no apply to the trump klan The Koup Klux Klan? ---
**Author:** ![Buck\_Godot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/buck_godot/32/6573_2.png) [@Buck\_Godot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Buck_Godot)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2024, 4:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250/6596 "2024-06-12T16:10:38Z")
Can we peas give up the salad puns endive back into the Schadenfreude. ---
**Author:** ![dasmoocher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/dbc845/32.png) [@dasmoocher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dasmoocher)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2024, 4:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250/6597 "2024-06-12T16:24:05Z")
We’re getting sidetracked and need to ketchup on topic. ---
**Author:** ![Jack\_Batty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jack_batty/32/3201_2.png) [@Jack\_Batty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Batty)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2024, 4:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250/6598 "2024-06-12T16:47:35Z")
We might get a dressing down from the mods. ---
**Author:** ![JohnT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnt/32/15048_2.png) [@JohnT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnT)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2024, 4:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250/6599 "2024-06-12T16:48:48Z")
They’ll be Russian in here any moment to give us a Dressing down… ---
**Author:** ![smithsb](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smithsb/32/12107_2.png) [@smithsb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/smithsb)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2024, 4:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250/6600 "2024-06-12T16:59:36Z")
Rudy, Rudy, Rudy; not looking good for you. [https://www.politico.com/news/2024/06/10/rudy-giuliani-arizona-fake-electors-00162613](https://www.politico.com/news/2024/06/10/rudy-giuliani-arizona-fake-electors-00162613) Giuliani [pleaded not guilty in May](https://apnews.com/article/arizona-fake-electors-charges-2020-election-giuliani-86f4938ff4570a833dd4d1c44705460f) to nine felony charges stemming from his alleged role in the fake electors effort. He is among 18 people indicted in the Arizona case, including Trump attorneys John Eastman, Christina Bobb and Jenna Ellis. And bankruptcy creditors knocking at the door. Seems his company gets paid tens of thousands or dollars each month but Rudy claims he gets zero or won’t file any paperwork telling where the money went - except his girlfriends credit card. > **[Rudy Giuliani "girlfriend" bill looms over his bankruptcy case](https://www.newsweek.com/rudy-giuliani-girlfriend-payments-bankruptcy-case-judge-new-york-court-1911270)** > > Creditors say "unauthorized" payments have not been justified by the former New York City mayor. ---
**Author:** ![not\_what\_you\_d\_expect](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/not_what_you_d_expect/32/3246_2.png) [@not\_what\_you\_d\_expect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/not_what_you_d_expect)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2024, 11:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250/6601 "2024-06-12T23:22:05Z")
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