# A Perfectly Reasonable Amount of Schadenfreude about Things Happening to Trump & His Enablers (Part 2) **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Tags:** trump\ **Created:** [May 19, 2023, 3:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250 "2023-05-19T03:20:08Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 331
**Author:** ![dougrb](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/76d3ee/32.png) [@dougrb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dougrb)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2024, 11:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250/6602 "2024-06-12T23:41:45Z")
Oh yeah he does. > [@A thread for Rudy {Rudy Giuliani}](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-thread-for-rudy-rudy-giuliani/989355/705): > > [Rudy has a girlfriend???](https://lawandcrime.com/high-profile/ranting-rudy-giuliani-encourages-girlfriend-and-fired-co-host-to-sue-wabc-over-hostile-work-environment-but-theres-just-one-problem/) ---
**Author:** ![Dung\_Beetle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dung_beetle/32/7945_2.png) [@Dung\_Beetle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dung_Beetle)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2024, 11:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250/6603 "2024-06-12T23:44:53Z")
Ewww. Anyone can do better than that. ---
**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2024, 1:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250/6604 "2024-06-13T01:25:46Z")
> [@solost](#): > > Hey, the fact that trump can no longer bear arms, bears repeating: trump has had his gun license revoked! What concerns me is that such a cretin had a gun license (didn’t he also have a concealed carry license?) in the first place. We already know he has exactly zero self-control. > [@solost](#): > > The Koup Klux Klan? Koup Klutz Klan. ---
**Author:** ![dtilque](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/d6d6ee/32.png) [@dtilque](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dtilque)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2024, 1:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250/6605 "2024-06-13T01:47:51Z")
> [@Monty](#): > > What concerns me is that such a cretin had a gun license (didn’t he also have a concealed carry license?) in the first place. We already know he has exactly zero self-control. The article I posted upthread says Trump had 3 guns. One was taken to Florida and the other two turned in when he was indicted. ETA: Pedestrians on 5th Ave. are no doubt relieved to hear that. ---
**Author:** ![dougrb](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/76d3ee/32.png) [@dougrb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dougrb)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2024, 2:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250/6606 "2024-06-13T02:02:53Z")
Not all 5th Ave. Pedestrians. [https://www.google.com/maps/search/5th+Avenue,+West+Palm+Beach,+FL/@26.7142278,-80.0922104,15z/data=!3m1!4b1?entry=ttu](https://www.google.com/maps/search/5th+Avenue,+West+Palm+Beach,+FL/@26.7142278,-80.0922104,15z/data=!3m1!4b1?entry=ttu) ---
**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2024, 2:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250/6607 "2024-06-13T02:06:27Z")
And [here is an article on Yahoo](https://www.yahoo.com/news/did-trump-just-accidentally-admit-143329063.html) asking if the convict just admitted to yet another felony. ---
**Author:** ![solost](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/solost/32/11776_2.png) [@solost](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/solost)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2024, 2:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250/6608 "2024-06-13T02:21:06Z")
> [@Monty](#): > > > [@solost](#): > > > > The Koup Klux Klan? > > Koup Klutz Klan. 😆 👍 ---
**Author:** ![digs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/digs/32/14889_2.png) [@digs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/digs)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2024, 2:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250/6609 "2024-06-13T14:47:12Z")
Just saw a CNN headline about JD Vance: “Potential Trump VP pick previously liked scathing tweets about him”. So, he might be out, but I had a thought… Wouldn’t one ‘ultimate schadenfreude’ be that Trump makes his VP pick and the person says “Umm, no thanks.”? ---
**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2024, 4:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250/6610 "2024-06-13T16:50:09Z")
> [@digs](#): > > Wouldn’t one ‘ultimate schadenfreude’ be that Trump makes his VP pick and the person says “Umm, no thanks.”? That doesn’t seem to bother RFK Jr too much. ---
**Author:** ![enipla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/54ee81/32.png) [@enipla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/enipla)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2024, 4:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250/6611 "2024-06-13T16:59:23Z")
> [@digs](#): > > “Umm, no thanks.”? All while adjusting his tie like Rodney Dangerfield. ---
**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2024, 5:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250/6612 "2024-06-13T17:01:30Z")
_“I tell ya, my wife likes to talk during sex. Last night, she called me from a motel.”_ -Donald Trump ---
**Author:** ![enipla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/54ee81/32.png) [@enipla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/enipla)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2024, 5:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250/6613 "2024-06-13T17:06:52Z")
I love that joke. One of his best. Except for his tombstone “There goes the neighborhood” ---
**Author:** ![aurora\_maire](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aurora_maire/32/328_2.png) [@aurora\_maire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aurora_maire)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2024, 8:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250/6614 "2024-06-13T20:10:40Z")
> [@digs](#): > > Just saw a CNN headline about JD Vance: “Potential Trump VP pick previously liked scathing tweets about him”. So, he might be out, Trump doesn’t really care if someone talked shit about him in the past. As long as they repent and prostrate themselves before him in abject humiliation, he can get over it. See also Little Marco Rubio. ---
**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2024, 8:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250/6615 "2024-06-13T20:21:04Z")
> [@aurora\_maire](#): > > See also Little Marco Rubio. Or Lindsay Graham! ---
**Author:** ![Steve\_MB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/steve_mb/32/5339_2.png) [@Steve\_MB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Steve_MB)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2024, 8:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250/6616 "2024-06-13T20:24:46Z")
> [@smithsb](#): > > He is among 18 people indicted in the Arizona case, including Trump attorneys John Eastman, Christina Bobb and Jenna Ellis. Every time a Trump lackey goes to prison, an angel gets their wings. > [@not\_what\_you\_d\_expect](#): > > Gawd, he has a girlfriend? Hey, if dripping hair dye turns somebody on, far be it from me to kink-shame. ---
**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2024, 8:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250/6617 "2024-06-13T20:27:22Z")
> [@Steve\_MB](#): > > Hey, if dripping hair dye turns somebody on, far be it from me to kink-shame. It’s like the Tin Man from the Wizard of Oz. ---
**Author:** ![Dung\_Beetle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dung_beetle/32/7945_2.png) [@Dung\_Beetle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dung_Beetle)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2024, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250/6618 "2024-06-13T20:43:32Z")
“Oil my arms! Oil my elbows!” 🤢 ---
**Author:** ![Railer13](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/railer13/32/9742_2.png) [@Railer13](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Railer13)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2024, 12:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250/6619 "2024-06-14T00:21:12Z")
DJT tries to get a smooch from young woman, who wants no part of it. > ---
**Author:** ![BlankSlate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/blankslate/32/80_2.png) [@BlankSlate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BlankSlate)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2024, 12:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250/6620 "2024-06-14T00:40:40Z")
I hope she made it to the bathroom before 🤮 ---
**Author:** ![ParallelLines](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/parallellines/32/3575_2.png) [@ParallelLines](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ParallelLines)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2024, 12:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250/6621 "2024-06-14T00:53:47Z")
I am not going to blame her for _Trump’s_ actions, but I’ll still thinking “When he tells you who he is, _BELIEVE_ him. You believe everything else he says! And he’s on tape as saying he’ll grab ya…” Yes, I know anyone at Turning Point USA is master of DoubleThink, not to mention “it can’t happen to me” but… Dammit. I’m conflicted between feeling sorry that she was subjected to it, and wanting to shout “What were you thinking?!?!?!” I’ll settle for thinking much more loudly (if she happens to be a telepath): Are you still voting for him? 🙄 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250.md?page=330) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250.md?page=332)