# A Perfectly Reasonable Amount of Schadenfreude about Things Happening to Trump & His Enablers (Part 2)

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**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
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**Created:** [May 19, 2023, 3:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250 "2023-05-19T03:20:08Z")\
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**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\
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Sleepy Don Snoreleone

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**Author:** ![Cervaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cervaise/32/16693_2.png) [@Cervaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cervaise)\
**Post date:** [July 18, 2024, 6:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250/6863 "2024-07-18T06:03:58Z")

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> **[Republicans wear homemade ear bandages in solidarity with Trump: 'Newest...](https://www.yahoo.com/news/republicans-wear-homemade-ear-bandages-in-solidarity-with-trump-newest-fashion-trend-193131544.html)**
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> Following Donald Trump's first public appearance since his assassination attempt, attendees at the Republican National Convention have been sporting matching ear bandages in his honor.

These people are completely insane.

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**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\
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> [@Cervaise](#):
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> These people are completely insane.

And they’re going to put _The Onion_ out of business.

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**Author:** ![not\_what\_you\_d\_expect](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/not_what_you_d_expect/32/3246_2.png) [@not\_what\_you\_d\_expect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/not_what_you_d_expect)\
**Post date:** [July 18, 2024, 11:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250/6865 "2024-07-18T11:32:15Z")

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They truly have no idea how ridiculous they look. It makes me want to weep. It’s like seeing people with an incurable disease.

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**Author:** ![Chad\_Sudan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chad_sudan/32/4509_2.png) [@Chad\_Sudan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chad_Sudan)\
**Post date:** [July 18, 2024, 12:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250/6866 "2024-07-18T12:15:54Z")

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Looks like the procedure worked. But what a roundabout way to reach the frontal lobe.

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**Author:** ![aurora\_maire](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aurora_maire/32/328_2.png) [@aurora\_maire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aurora_maire)\
**Post date:** [July 18, 2024, 12:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250/6867 "2024-07-18T12:38:10Z")

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> [@not\_what\_you\_d\_expect](#):
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> They truly have no idea how ridiculous they look. It makes me want to weep. It’s like seeing people with an incurable disease.

I imagine someone is making thousands of Trump branded “bandages” today for people to wear during his speech tonight. You can never let a good branding opportunity go to waste.

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**Author:** ![Folly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/folly/32/3219_2.png) [@Folly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Folly)\
**Post date:** [July 18, 2024, 12:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250/6868 "2024-07-18T12:53:07Z")

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Hmmmm…brandaging.

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\
**Post date:** [July 18, 2024, 2:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250/6869 "2024-07-18T14:23:43Z")

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> [@Cervaise](#):
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> These people are completely insane.

‘We’re not in a cult!’

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**Author:** ![Shoeless](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/shoeless/32/7099_2.png) [@Shoeless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shoeless)\
**Post date:** [July 18, 2024, 2:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250/6870 "2024-07-18T14:36:29Z")

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Remember just a few months ago when the big news story was how bad Trump smells and people, many people, big strong men with tears in their eyes, were saying it’s because he shits his adult diaper? And then the Trump supporters started wearing adult diapers _on the outside of their clothes_ to show support and solidarity? Yeah, these people are fucking nuts.

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**Author:** ![Mr.Greenjeans](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mr.greenjeans/32/551_2.png) [@Mr.Greenjeans](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Greenjeans)\
**Post date:** [July 18, 2024, 4:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250/6871 "2024-07-18T16:38:59Z")

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> [@Folly](#):
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> Hmmmm…brandaging.

Let’s Go Brandage!

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**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\
**Post date:** [July 18, 2024, 7:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250/6872 "2024-07-18T19:48:12Z")

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> **[Matt Gaetz appearance at RNC sparks flood of jokes, memes](https://www.newsweek.com/matt-gaetz-appearance-rnc-sparks-flood-jokes-memes-1926786)**
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> Spectators suggested that the congressman got Botox before taking the stage at the Republican National Convention.

As if there wasn’t enough to make fun of for Butthead.

[![](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/GSulz-kWIAAzIil.jpg:large) ](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/GSulz-kWIAAzIil.jpg:large)

It’s like someone bought a cheap Matt Gaetz knock-off action figure and put it on stage.

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**Author:** ![BlankSlate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/blankslate/32/80_2.png) [@BlankSlate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BlankSlate)\
**Post date:** [July 18, 2024, 8:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250/6873 "2024-07-18T20:03:39Z")

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Vulcan edition.

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**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\
**Post date:** [July 18, 2024, 8:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250/6874 "2024-07-18T20:04:40Z")

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Gaetz would be more like a Romulan.

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [July 18, 2024, 8:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250/6875 "2024-07-18T20:05:15Z")

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He’s not clever enough to be a Romulan. In any event, it looks like he’s had work done.

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**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\
**Post date:** [July 18, 2024, 8:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250/6876 "2024-07-18T20:06:36Z")

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> [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](#):
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> He’s not clever enough to be a Romulan.

Okay, a Ferengi who had an accident.

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**Post date:** [July 18, 2024, 8:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250/6877 "2024-07-18T20:14:03Z")

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Botox Barbie

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**Post date:** [July 18, 2024, 8:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250/6878 "2024-07-18T20:16:18Z")

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We have Matt Gaetz at home!

Matt Gaetz at home:  
[![](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/GSulz-kWIAAzIil.jpg:large) ](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/GSulz-kWIAAzIil.jpg:large)

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [July 18, 2024, 8:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250/6879 "2024-07-18T20:32:46Z")

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> [@Atamasama](#):
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> > [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](#):
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> > He’s not clever enough to be a Romulan.
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> Okay, a Ferengi who had an accident.

He hasn’t got the _lobes_. 😉

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Neither does Rump…! 😉

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**Post date:** [July 19, 2024, 2:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250/6881 "2024-07-19T02:49:00Z")

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I turned on the TV news thinking that Trump’s speech would be over and instead got to witness Kid Rock’s act. Watching old white people (and slimy politicians) try to jam to his rap was absolutely hilarious. If you want a good laugh, check it out.

[![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/MdoZS1OmzCo/maxresdefault.jpg "WATCH: Kid Rock performs at 2024 Republican National Convention | 2024 RNC Night 4") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MdoZS1OmzCo)

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