# A Perfectly Reasonable Amount of Schadenfreude about Things Happening to Trump & His Enablers (Part 2) **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Tags:** trump\ **Created:** [May 19, 2023, 3:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250 "2023-05-19T03:20:08Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 35
**Author:** ![EinsteinsHund](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/einsteinshund/32/8400_2.png) [@EinsteinsHund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EinsteinsHund)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2023, 11:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250/681 "2023-06-30T23:16:22Z")
> [@running\_coach](#): > > “All in all, it’s just a couple o’ balls on the wall” [![](https://assets.mmsrg.com/isr/166325/c1/-/pixelboxx-mss-69339750/fee_786_587_png) ](https://assets.mmsrg.com/isr/166325/c1/-/pixelboxx-mss-69339750/fee_786_587_png) ---
**Author:** ![Dandan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a87d85/32.png) [@Dandan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dandan)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2023, 3:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250/682 "2023-07-01T15:22:41Z")
> [@DesertDog](#): > > I thought the American Dear Leader didn’t have an anus I understand your confusion: “Does an anus _need_ an anus?” Thinking about it, trump would want to seize every one in the room. Good thing his grasp doesn’t exceed his…um… Dan ---
**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2023, 4:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250/683 "2023-07-01T16:19:03Z")
> [@Dandan](#): > > I understand your confusion: “Does an anus _need_ an anus?” It’s anuses all the way down. ---
**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2023, 6:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250/684 "2023-07-01T18:33:04Z")
Actually, It’s chickens all the way down. > **['More chickens coming home to roost': Legal experts pounce on Trump over...](https://www.rawstory.com/trump-arizona-2662136371/)** > > A report from the Washington Post that Donald Trump reportedly called then-Arizona Gov. Doug Ducey (R) and tried to pressure him to overturn the 2020 presidential election results set off a flurry of commentary on Saturday, with many observers saying... ---
**Author:** ![Pardel-Lux](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pardel-lux/32/20182_2.png) [@Pardel-Lux](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pardel-Lux)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2023, 6:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250/685 "2023-07-01T18:42:18Z")
I believe it’s anuses all the way _in_. Like those Russian dolls, only made entirely of holes _ad infinitum_. Now I wonder if that leads to the formation of a brown darf or a black hole, cosmologically thinking. I don’t think this is a question I should ask an astronomer. ---
**Author:** ![DesertDog](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/desertdog/32/11503_2.png) [@DesertDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DesertDog)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2023, 6:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250/686 "2023-07-01T18:43:54Z")
Once you’re gone black you never come back. ---
**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2023, 6:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250/687 "2023-07-01T18:47:41Z")
> [@Pardel-Lux](#): > > I believe it’s anuses all the way _in_. Like those Russian dolls, only made entirely of holes _ad infinitum_. So like a prolapsed anus but in reverse. A rectal singularity. ---
**Author:** ![Pardel-Lux](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pardel-lux/32/20182_2.png) [@Pardel-Lux](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pardel-Lux)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2023, 6:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250/688 "2023-07-01T18:49:03Z")
If you put it like this the black hole idea gains weight. Yeah, I think you nailed it. ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2023, 7:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250/689 "2023-07-01T19:16:02Z")
It’s a brown and orange Mandelbrot dive… ---
**Author:** ![dtilque](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/d6d6ee/32.png) [@dtilque](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dtilque)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2023, 10:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250/690 "2023-07-01T22:50:31Z")
> [@silenus](#): > > Actually, It’s chickens all the way down. > > ['More chickens coming home to roost': Legal experts pounce on Trump over bombshell Arizona phone call report - Raw Story](https://www.rawstory.com/trump-arizona-2662136371/) Not surprised at all. I’ve been assuming Trump called all Republican governors and SoS’s in the swing states that flipped between 2016 and 2020 to get them to ‘find more votes’. Everyone knows about Georgia because Raffensperger recorded the call and released it, but that doesn’t mean it didn’t happen elsewhere. ---
**Author:** ![Flopnoodle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ad7895/32.png) [@Flopnoodle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flopnoodle)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2023, 1:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250/691 "2023-07-02T01:54:12Z")
It’s like the ass, of the ass! [![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/c2dhkINebKk/hqdefault.jpg "Bevis and butthead: the ass of the ass..") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c2dhkINebKk) ---
**Author:** ![KarlGauss](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/karlgauss/32/3713_2.png) [@KarlGauss](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KarlGauss)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2023, 3:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250/692 "2023-07-02T03:29:47Z")
At the end of the piece, George Conway was, perhaps, a bit too subtle when he declared, “_Happy 31 months since Gov. Ducey silenced a call from the psychopathic orange criminal defendant while certifying Arizona’s election result_s”. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2023, 8:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250/693 "2023-07-02T20:38:31Z")
Craven Enabler #1 gets a bit of what he deserves in his home state: > **[Lindsey Graham booed at Donald Trump's South Carolina rally: 'Want to find...](https://www.aol.com/lindsey-graham-booed-donald-trumps-142601714.html)** > > The crowd booed Sen. Lindsey Graham and drowned out his remarks during Saturday's Donald Trump rally in Pickens, South Carolina. ---
**Author:** ![Euphonious\_Polemic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/euphonious_polemic/32/3002_2.png) [@Euphonious\_Polemic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Euphonious_Polemic)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2023, 9:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250/694 "2023-07-02T21:32:06Z")
So are the leopards just eating everyone’s faces now? ---
**Author:** ![Stratocaster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/stratocaster/32/16393_2.png) [@Stratocaster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stratocaster)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2023, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250/695 "2023-07-02T21:38:49Z")
There’s nothing in the by-laws to prevent it. ---
**Author:** ![Love\_Rhombus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/love_rhombus/32/10694_2.png) [@Love\_Rhombus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Love_Rhombus)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2023, 10:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250/696 "2023-07-02T22:43:39Z")
Eventually there will be only a leopard eating its own face. An ouroboros? Or a leoboros? ---
**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2023, 3:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250/697 "2023-07-03T03:28:44Z")
Anything that eats its own face is a carniboros. ---
**Author:** ![Buck\_Godot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/buck_godot/32/6573_2.png) [@Buck\_Godot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Buck_Godot)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2023, 3:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250/698 "2023-07-03T15:19:07Z")
Its premature, but I just had a wonderfully Schadenfreudistic thought. Unless there is some other important event or Time decides for the first time in its history to give back to back awards to Zelenski, I think Jack Smith is probably a shoe-in for Man of the year. I can imagine little else that would be more likely to tip Trump over the edge. When the news reaches MaraLargo it will be known as the night of a thousand ketchup bottles. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2023, 3:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250/699 "2023-07-03T15:33:35Z")
> [@Buck\_Godot](#): > > it will be known as the night of a thousand ketchup bottles. _Ketchupnacht_ ---
**Author:** ![Roderick\_Femm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/roderick_femm/32/14875_2.png) [@Roderick\_Femm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Roderick_Femm)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2023, 4:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250/700 "2023-07-03T16:54:00Z")
I don’t think it would be all that apocalyptic. Just a reference to “the failing Time Magazine” and more slurs about Smith and dog-whistles about who controls the lame-stream media, etc., etc., rinse and repeat. That Man will keep up that line of tirade until the day he dies, which I hope will consist of him choking on a hamberder, in front of thousands of witnesses and high-resolution cameras. (And soon. Wishing death on a beloved public figure in the Pit is allowed, isn’t it?) [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250.md?page=34) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250.md?page=36)