# A Perfectly Reasonable Amount of Schadenfreude about Things Happening to Trump & His Enablers (Part 2)

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**Created:** [May 19, 2023, 3:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250 "2023-05-19T03:20:08Z")\
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> [@not\_what\_you\_d\_expect](#):
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> Wow, I bet he really locked in the black vote with that performance.

Exactly what I was thinking as I was watching it.

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> [@Frodo](#):
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> I’m also from a culture where we talk with our hands and I take issue to our being compared with Trump, we use our hands to express ourselves, Trump only plays the accordion.

Yes, that’s the point. Different cultures gesticulate more or less expressively, and there’s nothing wrong with that. Trump just plays the accordion like a fucking moron and has no idea what an idiot he looks like. Of course he also has no idea what an idiot he sounds like when he talks or when he Twuths like a lunatic in the middle of the night.

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**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\
**Post date:** [August 1, 2024, 1:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250/7204 "2024-08-01T01:17:40Z")

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And the [master of language himself declares nobody know what pronouns mean](https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/donald-trump-gets-basic-english-123624171.html). (The link goes to Yahoo. Embedded links below go to Huff Post, Fox News, and Yahoo.)

> Former President [Donald Trump](https://www.huffpost.com/news/topic/donald-trump) was asked about his pronouns on Fox News, and his answer left critics shaking their heads.
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> In the second part of [an interview](https://www.foxnews.com/video/6359649862112) that aired Tuesday, Fox News host [Laura Ingraham](https://search.yahoo.com/search?p=Laura%20Ingraham) mentioned that Vice President Kamala Harris, the presumptive Democratic nominee, has “she/her” in her social media bio to indicate her pronouns.
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> “What are your pronouns?” Ingraham asked Trump.
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> “I have no — I don’t want pronouns,” the Republican nominee said.
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> “So, you’re fluid? What is that?” Ingraham replied.
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> “Nobody even knows what that means. Ask her to describe exactly what that means,” Trump added.

He doesn’t want pronouns? I find it hard to believe he hasn’t practiced using the [royal we](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Royal_we). (The link goes to Wikipedia.)

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**Author:** ![crowmanyclouds](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crowmanyclouds/32/19884_2.png) [@crowmanyclouds](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/crowmanyclouds)\
**Post date:** [August 1, 2024, 1:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250/7205 "2024-08-01T01:22:34Z")

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> [@wolfpup](#):
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> Different cultures gesticulate more or less expressively, and there’s nothing wrong with that. Trump just plays the accordion like a fucking moron

That almost clears it up, but is he from East Fucking Moronistanstan or South Fucking Moronistanstan?

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**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\
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> [@Monty](#):
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> “I have no — I don’t want pronouns,” the Republican nominee said.

Does this mean we can start calling Trump an “it” now? “It Came From Mar-A-Lago!” has a nice ring to it.

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> [@Monty](#):
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> He doesn’t want pronouns?

Maybe Donald’s friends will find a rhinoceros for Donald, and Donald and the rhinoceros will be happy.

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**Post date:** [August 1, 2024, 2:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250/7208 "2024-08-01T02:22:19Z")

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> [@Johnny\_L.A](#):
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> [quote] “In fact, one may consider the act of speaking as one large orchestral score involving vocal tract movement, respiration, voicing, facial expression, hand gestures, and even whole body postures acting as different instruments **coordinated dynamically by the brain**. [my bold]

I think I’ve found the problem.

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**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\
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> [@Smapti](#):
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> > [@Monty](#):
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> > “I have no — I don’t want pronouns,” the Republican nominee said.
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> Does this mean we can start calling Trump an “it” now? “It Came From Mar-A-Lago!” has a nice ring to it.

Too bad we can’t use _thing_ as that would be an insult to Thing T. Thing.

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**Author:** ![Locrian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/locrian/32/14146_2.png) [@Locrian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Locrian)\
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> [@JohnT](#):
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> An 11-minute supercut which is absolutely superschadenfreudelisticexpialidocius of Trump doing worse than Biden did at the debate:

I’m a little worried this looks great for Trump and not that bad. I’m halfway through and the cheering and applause FOR him seems to be rather large in volume.

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I heard it as laughing/jeering at him. But PC speakers kinda suck.

I think he really Fucked The Pooch this time.

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**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\
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Translation: MELANIA HATES MY GUTS

> <https://x.com/Acyn/status/1818787099514224664>

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**Post date:** [August 1, 2024, 4:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250/7213 "2024-08-01T04:18:43Z")

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> [@crowmanyclouds](#):
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> That almost clears it up, but is he from East Fucking Moronistanstan or South Fucking Moronistanstan?

Central Fucking Moronistanstan. The most Central Fucking Moronistanstan of them all. The most Central, the most Fucking, the most Moronistan, the most Stan.

Also known as accordion hell.

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Jesus. He uses the guy who got killed as a laugh line? I feel like I should be shocked by that, but I’m not.

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Jeez, Trump, the old saying is correct: it is better to keep your mouth shut and be thought a jackass, than to open it, and remove all doubt.

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> [@Horatius](#):
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> Jesus. He uses the guy who got killed as a laugh line?

He took a bullet for Donald Trump, which is the second greatest thing any human being can ever do.

The first greatest thing any human being can ever do, FTR, is be Donald Trump.

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> [@Horatius](#):
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> He uses the guy who got killed as a laugh line?

The simple fact that not everyone in the room got up and hoofed it out of there when he bleated that is proof positive that they are just as vile as he is.

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Remember how Trump was talking shit about being able to get prisoners back from Russian within 24 hours? Well, as it turns out, the Biden administration knows how to get prisoners back as well:

> **[Evan Gershkovich and Paul Whelan expected to be freed in Russia prisoner...](https://www.cnn.com/world/live-news/prisoner-swap-russia-us/index.html)**
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> Russia is expected to release Wall Street Journal reporter Evan Gershkovich and former US marine Paul Whelan as part of a massive prisoner swap, a US official says. Follow here for latest news.

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> [@DWMarch](#):
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> Remember how Trump was talking shit about being able to get prisoners back from Russian within 24 hours?

It’s pretty clear that Trump supporters only hear what they want to hear. The facts a fake. FOX also feeds them so called facts.

On the other hand, perhaps Trump is correct and he has a ‘deal’ with Putin. Putin would love it if his puppet was elected again.

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> [@Smapti](#):
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> He took a bullet for Donald Trump, which is the second greatest thing any human being can ever do.

I thought people who got killed in defense of their country were losers and suckers.

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> [@DWMarch](#):
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> Remember how Trump was talking shit about being able to get prisoners back from Russian within 24 hours? Well, as it turns out, the Biden administration knows how to get prisoners back as well:

I wouldn’t be at all surprised if trump tries to take credit for this development:

“Putin sees my great, very great Poll numbers, he knows I’ll be President again in a few short months, so he wanted to get ahead of it and do the right thing now, because he knows I won’t put up with it.”

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