# A Perfectly Reasonable Amount of Schadenfreude about Things Happening to Trump & His Enablers (Part 2) **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Tags:** trump\ **Created:** [May 19, 2023, 3:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250 "2023-05-19T03:20:08Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 364
**Author:** ![Andy\_L](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c67d28/32.png) [@Andy\_L](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Andy_L)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2024, 11:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250/7262 "2024-08-02T11:20:08Z")
Some horrible physical torture happens to the main character, yeah. ---
**Author:** ![BlankSlate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/blankslate/32/80_2.png) [@BlankSlate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BlankSlate)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2024, 11:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250/7263 "2024-08-02T11:26:33Z")
You know what else is weird? Both candidates on the Republican ticket wear make-up. Taking into consideration their politics and their ideas about masculinity, I find that pretty fucking weird. Weirdos. ---
**Author:** ![Folacin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/folacin/32/3195_2.png) [@Folacin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Folacin)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2024, 11:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250/7264 "2024-08-02T11:57:21Z")
> [@muldoonthief](#): > > I thought people who got killed in defense of their country were losers and suckers. They are. But this death was in the defense of _Trump_ (although how being hit by bullet that had already missed Trump is a defensive act, I still haven’t figure out (but I’m working on it)). Dying defending Trump is a deeply patriotic act. ---
**Author:** ![Mundane\_Super\_Hero](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mundane_super_hero/32/6304_2.png) [@Mundane\_Super\_Hero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mundane_Super_Hero)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2024, 12:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250/7265 "2024-08-02T12:27:01Z")
> [@BlankSlate](#): > > You know what else is weird? Both candidates on the Republican ticket wear make-up. Taking into consideration their politics and their ideas about masculinity, I find that pretty fucking weird. > > Weirdos. Is it too late to call them ‘Creepy’? ( _Well they are…_ ) ---
**Author:** ![dasmoocher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/dbc845/32.png) [@dasmoocher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dasmoocher)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2024, 12:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250/7266 "2024-08-02T12:32:54Z")
> [@Mundane\_Super\_Hero](#): > > Is it too late to call them ‘Creepy’? Creepy _and_ Freaky. Trump has a thing for his daughter and Vance is allegedly a couch-fucker. ---
**Author:** ![Mundane\_Super\_Hero](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mundane_super_hero/32/6304_2.png) [@Mundane\_Super\_Hero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mundane_Super_Hero)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2024, 12:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250/7267 "2024-08-02T12:35:19Z")
> [@dasmoocher](#): > > Creepy _and_ Freaky. Trump has a thing for his daughter and Vance is allegedly a couch-fucker. it’s hard to say which one gets the uglier upholstery… ---
**Author:** ![Cervaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cervaise/32/16693_2.png) [@Cervaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cervaise)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2024, 1:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250/7268 "2024-08-02T13:03:42Z")
> [@BlankSlate](#): > > You know what else is weird? Both candidates on the Republican ticket wear make-up. Yeah well _so does the Democratic candidate for President!_ So there. / moron ---
**Author:** ![enipla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/54ee81/32.png) [@enipla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/enipla)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2024, 1:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250/7269 "2024-08-02T13:07:54Z")
> [@BlankSlate](#): > > You know what else is weird? Both candidates on the Republican ticket wear make-up. Kamal : “Donald and I have one thing in common, we both wear makeup” Side note - Does Kamala wear makeup? ---
**Author:** ![Mollie\_Magill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mollie_magill/32/20882_2.png) [@Mollie\_Magill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mollie_Magill)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2024, 1:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250/7270 "2024-08-02T13:27:24Z")
Stop saying JD Vance is a couch-fucker. Everyone knows that the story that JD Vance is a couch-fucker is not real. I don’t care whether Chelsea Handler knows a couch-fucker when she sees one. We have to stop saying that JD Vance is a couch-fucker. It might hurt his feelings. JD Vance is a couch-fucker. ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr.winston_oboogie/32/2945_2.png) [@Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Winston_OBoogie)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2024, 1:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250/7271 "2024-08-02T13:29:26Z")
> [@Mollie\_Magill](#): > > Everyone knows that the story that JD Vance is a couch-fucker is not real. Except for the fact that JD Vance has never denied that he is a couch fucker. We all know that he did not write about it in his book, but he has never come out and said that he has never fucked a couch. As with most of the court of public opinion, I say guilty until proven innocent. ---
**Author:** ![dasmoocher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/dbc845/32.png) [@dasmoocher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dasmoocher)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2024, 1:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250/7272 "2024-08-02T13:31:03Z")
> [@Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](#): > > I say guilty until proven innocent. That’s right! I say Vance should prove he didn’t fuck a couch! ---
**Author:** ![Mollie\_Magill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mollie_magill/32/20882_2.png) [@Mollie\_Magill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mollie_Magill)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2024, 1:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250/7273 "2024-08-02T13:31:11Z")
Hey! You’re saying that JD Vance is a couch-fucker. Stop Saying that JD Vance is a couch-fucker. ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr.winston_oboogie/32/2945_2.png) [@Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Winston_OBoogie)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2024, 1:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250/7274 "2024-08-02T13:33:55Z")
I will when JD Vance actually says he has NEVER fucked a couch. Until then, he’s a couch fucker to me. ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2024, 1:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250/7275 "2024-08-02T13:37:11Z")
> [@Monty](#): > > I’m surprised she didn’t trot out the full [gift basket](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n2HgXRNVT7g). What’s the punchline? I don’t have 15 minutes to watch a video. ---
**Author:** ![Love\_Rhombus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/love_rhombus/32/10694_2.png) [@Love\_Rhombus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Love_Rhombus)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2024, 1:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250/7276 "2024-08-02T13:44:02Z")
You’re all so crude. How do we know he didn’t wine and dine the couch, but just boasted about f\*cling it to his buddies? Deep inside, he’s a sensitive soul! ---
**Author:** ![BlankSlate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/blankslate/32/80_2.png) [@BlankSlate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BlankSlate)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2024, 1:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250/7277 "2024-08-02T13:50:42Z")
> [@dasmoocher](#): > > Trump has a thing for his daughter Let’s talk about weird. Let’s talk about deeply, deeply creepy. What father says shit like that? [![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/Q0_axTST2aY/maxresdefault.jpg "Donald Trump Tell Wendy Williams That He Has S.e.x In Common With Ivanka") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q0_axTST2aY&t=14) ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_Bravo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_bravo/32/493_2.png) [@Johnny\_Bravo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_Bravo)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2024, 1:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250/7278 "2024-08-02T13:51:38Z")
Can you guys tone down the language about how JD Vance, who definitely doesn’t subscribe to a number of wholesale furniture catalogues “for the articles,” supposedly fucked a couch? ---
**Author:** ![solost](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/solost/32/11776_2.png) [@solost](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/solost)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2024, 1:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250/7279 "2024-08-02T13:57:20Z")
> [@BlankSlate](#): > > Let’s talk about weird. Let’s talk about deeply, deeply creepy. What father says shit like that? Not to mention the creepy shit he’s said about his daughter to Howard Stern… **[Trump told Howard Stern it’s OK to call Ivanka a ‘piece of a–’](https://www.politico.com/story/2016/10/trump-ivanka-piece-of-ass-howard-stern-229376)** **[Howard Stern Recalls the Time Donald Trump Rated His Daughter Ivanka a ‘10’](https://people.com/politics/howard-stern-donald-trump-daughter-ivanka-a-10/)** Just a proud, loving father… 🤮 ---
**Author:** ![crowmanyclouds](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crowmanyclouds/32/19884_2.png) [@crowmanyclouds](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/crowmanyclouds)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2024, 2:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250/7280 "2024-08-02T14:00:34Z")
JD Vance did not fuck a couch. He fucked a recliner that was adjacent to an ottoman. ---
**Author:** ![dasmoocher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/dbc845/32.png) [@dasmoocher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dasmoocher)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2024, 2:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250/7281 "2024-08-02T14:03:37Z")
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