# A Perfectly Reasonable Amount of Schadenfreude about Things Happening to Trump & His Enablers (Part 2)

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**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
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**Created:** [May 19, 2023, 3:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250 "2023-05-19T03:20:08Z")\
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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
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If it means a big Harris win, amen to that.

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**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\
**Post date:** [August 5, 2024, 3:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250/7363 "2024-08-05T03:03:56Z")

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> [@Moriarty](#):
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> Trump has no governing principles

He has no principles. Period.

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**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\
**Post date:** [August 5, 2024, 6:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250/7364 "2024-08-05T06:52:36Z")

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[Well, well, well.](https://www.yahoo.com/news/georgia-republican-condemns-gop-staying-165314764.html) (The link goes to Yahoo.)

> Georgia Republican condemns GOP for staying mum as Trump ‘throws sucker punches’ at Kemp
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> Former Georgia Lt. Gov. [Geoff Duncan](https://search.yahoo.com/search?p=Geoff%20Duncan) (R) on Sunday criticized his party for staying silent as former President Trump attacked conservative stalwarts including Georgia Gov. [Brian Kemp](https://search.yahoo.com/search?p=Brian%20Kemp) (R) and Secretary of State Brad Raffensperger — both of whom resisted Trump’s efforts to overturn the 2020 election in their state of Georgia.
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> “We have done more for the conservative cause than Donald Trump has ever done,” Duncan said on CNN’s “State of the Union” about Kemp, Raffensperger and himself. “This is now starting to not be Donald Trump’s problem. This is starting to be the Republican Party’s problem.”

All is not well in Grabalot.

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_Starting_ to be?

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**Author:** ![Mundane\_Super\_Hero](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mundane_super_hero/32/6304_2.png) [@Mundane\_Super\_Hero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mundane_Super_Hero)\
**Post date:** [August 5, 2024, 11:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250/7366 "2024-08-05T11:25:16Z")

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> [@Mollie\_Magill](#):
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> Exactly. It’s inappropriate to say that JD Vance is a couch-fucker. He’s gentleman.

… and that couch is Pretty in Pink…

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**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\
**Post date:** [August 5, 2024, 5:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250/7367 "2024-08-05T17:29:27Z")

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I heard Vance at least used protection.

[![](https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/61CsIyXl-WL._AC_SL1500_.jpg) ](https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/61CsIyXl-WL._AC_SL1500_.jpg)

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**Author:** ![OldOlds](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/a3d4f5/32.png) [@OldOlds](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OldOlds)\
**Post date:** [August 5, 2024, 5:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250/7368 "2024-08-05T17:36:46Z")

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Just wait until it comes to light that Vance paid for the couch to have an abortion.

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**Author:** ![dasmoocher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/dbc845/32.png) [@dasmoocher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dasmoocher)\
**Post date:** [August 5, 2024, 5:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250/7369 "2024-08-05T17:37:38Z")

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> [@Atamasama](#):
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> I heard Vance at least used protection.

Isn’t that a mortal sin?

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**Author:** ![kenobi\_65](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kenobi_65/32/13178_2.png) [@kenobi\_65](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kenobi_65)\
**Post date:** [August 5, 2024, 5:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250/7370 "2024-08-05T17:38:37Z")

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> [@dasmoocher](#):
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> Isn’t that a mortal sin?

Only if you’re Catholic.

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**Author:** ![dasmoocher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/dbc845/32.png) [@dasmoocher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dasmoocher)\
**Post date:** [August 5, 2024, 5:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250/7371 "2024-08-05T17:43:42Z")

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> [@kenobi\_65](#):
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> Only if you’re Catholic.

Oh, noes!

[JD Vance’s Catholic conversion is part of young conservative movement](https://www.washingtonpost.com/nation/2024/07/29/jd-vance-religion-catholic-republican-vp/)

> Raised nominally evangelical, then dabbling with atheism, Vance was baptized Catholic in 2019, in his mid-30s.

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**Post date:** [August 5, 2024, 5:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250/7372 "2024-08-05T17:46:14Z")

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So the alleged couch fucking was before he was a Catholic. No one knew he was Catholic, and then suddenly he happened to turn Catholic. Someone should look into that.

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**Post date:** [August 5, 2024, 6:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250/7373 "2024-08-05T18:19:54Z")

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I think he just needed to say 40 Heil Donald’s as repentance.

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**Post date:** [August 5, 2024, 7:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250/7374 "2024-08-05T19:05:19Z")

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And another 40 Heil Donalds for each repenetration.

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**Post date:** [August 5, 2024, 7:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250/7375 "2024-08-05T19:13:15Z")

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What is he? A grandmother in the 1970s?

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**Post date:** [August 5, 2024, 11:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250/7376 "2024-08-05T23:29:48Z")

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Yet another Trump crony turns on him. I hope she gives a lot of good info for her deal and a lot of wheels get spoked.

> **[In Arizona’s fake electors case, Jenna Ellis agrees to cooperate](https://www.msnbc.com/rachel-maddow-show/maddowblog/arizonas-fake-elector-case-jenna-ellis-agrees-cooperate-rcna165256)**
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> Jenna Ellis was a key member of Trump’s post-defeat legal team. Now she’s cooperating with Arizona prosecutors in one of the fake electors cases.

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**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\
**Post date:** [August 5, 2024, 11:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250/7377 "2024-08-05T23:46:38Z")

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Tan the Convictman is still winning! What’s that? [Oh, he’s not?](https://www.yahoo.com/news/supreme-court-turns-away-missouri-193317541.html)

> The Supreme Court on Monday refused to consider Missouri’s long-shot bid to block former President Trump’s criminal sentencing and gag order in his hush money case.
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> In a [brief order](https://www.supremecourt.gov/orders/courtorders/080524zr_5hek.pdf), the justices turned away Missouri Attorney General Andrew Bailey’s (R) attempt to go straight to the high court by invoking its exclusive, original jurisdiction over disputes between two states — Bailey’s state directly sued New York.
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> Justices [Clarence Thomas](https://search.yahoo.com/search?p=Clarence%20Thomas) and Samuel Alito, two of the court’s leading conservatives, said they would’ve allowed Missouri to file the suit but “would not grant other relief.” No other justice publicly dissented.

Okay; that’s just one case. Surely, he’s winning in another, right? [Oops.](https://www.yahoo.com/news/judge-denies-trump-motion-dismiss-234400632.html)

> A federal judge declined Saturday to toss out former President Trump’s [federal election subversion case](https://www.yahoo.com/news/trump-jan-6-case-officially-191556833.html) over his assertion that he’s being unfairly and singularly prosecuted.
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> In a [16-page order](https://storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.uscourts.dcd.258148/gov.uscourts.dcd.258148.198.0.pdf), U.S. District Judge Tanya Chutkan wrote that, at the outset of the trial process, the court must assume the allegations against Trump are truthful — and the “improper reframing of the allegations against him” he has presented so far cannot support dismissal.
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> “At this stage, the court cannot accept Defendant’s alternate narrative,” Chutkan wrote.

Keep on winning, Traitor!

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May the trend continue through November and _well_ beyond!

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The question of the day is, who do you suppose this gun-totin’ Islamophobe would vote for in November if he wasn’t in prison, which he almost certainly will be? Trumpists are certainly an interesting crowd. This will be another one for the Orange Felon to pardon if he wins the presidency.

> **[Virginia man charged with threatening to kill Vice President Kamala Harris |...](https://www.cnn.com/2024/08/05/politics/death-threats-kamala-harris-virginia-man-arrested/index.html)**
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> A Virginia man has been charged with making death threats against Vice President Kamala Harris and appeared in federal court on Monday.

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> According to court records, Frank Lucio Carillo made several threats against Harris, President Joe Biden, FBI Director Christopher Wray, several Arizona officials, and others on the right-wing social media platform Gettr.
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> In response to a subpoena, the FBI found 4,359 posts from Carillo “targeting various public officials,” including Harris.

4,359? This is a definition of _several_ of which I was not previously aware.

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> [@wolfpup](#):
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> This will be another one for the Orange Felon to pardon if he wins the presidency.

Nah, he only likes winners, not losers who get arrested.

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