# A Perfectly Reasonable Amount of Schadenfreude about Things Happening to Trump & His Enablers (Part 2)

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**Created:** [May 19, 2023, 3:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250 "2023-05-19T03:20:08Z")\
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**Author:** ![wolfpup](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wolfpup/32/10618_2.png) [@wolfpup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolfpup)\
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Trumpie is furious that his disastrous Xitter-cast with Elmo isn’t getting more attention and in fact is getting ridiculed! 😃

> **['I absolutely hate' them: Trump aims tirade at media over coverage of X...](https://www.rawstory.com/trump-musk-2668956917/)**
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> Donald Trump threw a social media tirade Tuesday because the media did not seem significantly impressed with the amount of clicks he gets.Trump, who has become increasingly outraged that Vice President Kamala Harris is drawing tens of thousands of...

At the rate that he’s becoming unhinged, I suspect he plans to send all journalists to Guantanamo after he wins.

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> [@wolfpup](#):
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> Trumpie is furious that his disastrous Xitter-cast with Elmo isn’t getting more attention and in fact is getting ridiculed!

From the article:

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> “I spent 2 1/2 hours last night talking to Elon, a fantastic guy, getting all-time record Views/hits,” Trump [wrote](https://truthsocial.com/@realDonaldTrump/posts/112955510502595799), “and all the Fake News wants to report is that the servers crashed (because of the tremendous volume!), and the show opened a little late.”

No, Donald, they are _also_ talking about how you sounded terrible, rambled, lied, sucked up to Musk, and said creepy things about how you think Kamala Harris is good-looking.

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**Author:** ![Jihi](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jihi/32/17768_2.png) [@Jihi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jihi)\
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And I want to point out that that same argument was made when Elon did the same BS with desantis.

“The servers crashed because there was too much demand.”

The servers crashing is a bad thing! It means you’re not serving your customers! Bad Elon! You are a bad businessman! Go stand in the corner!

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**Author:** ![mnemosyne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c4cdca/32.png) [@mnemosyne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mnemosyne)\
**Post date:** [August 14, 2024, 4:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250/7545 "2024-08-14T04:11:32Z")

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Nah, too shiny for my taste; fingerprints show up too easily!

I have yet to decide between seatbelt webbing in beige/champagne/sand or beach colour, mostly because I can’t tell the difference as I’ve never seen them side by side. And I’ve mostly got a mental list of what I don’t like vs what I do!

Matte veneer FTW (again; fingerprints).

And that one bulkhead fabric from that one customer which was so pretty I almost cried…!

I see a lot of designs and materials. I get judgy.

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**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\
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> [@Jihi](#):
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> Go stand in the corner!

Isn’t that exactly what the melon felon spent four years trying to do in the Oval Office?

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> [@mnemosyne](#):
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> Anything goes indeed. I didn’t watch the video (urk) but from the screenshot alone _I’ve seen uglier planes_. “Gold” plating is less objectionable to me than the freaking rose-gold a particular client of mine favours.
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> Smoked satin nickel for me, please (why yes, I have spec’d out my imaginary business jet!)

I think I’d be tempted to go full retro, like the Amerian Airlines Astrojet livery, or the sort of accents used on a Spartan Executive or Staggerwing Beech. Cloisonné on the seat belt handles, natural cherry or teak for the interior walls, engine-turned stainless steel accents…

ETA: …Tiffany glass on the sconces,…

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> [@Spoons](#):
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> Note especially the gold-plated seatbelts and bathroom fixtures. The wood-panelled walls in the guest bedroom, and the silk wall covering in Trump’s bedroom. The 57" TV in the lounge. The Trump family crest in the upholstery. Must have cost a fortune.

As always, Doonesbury had Trump pegged decades ago.

> **[Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for July 26, 1988 | GoComics.com](https://www.gocomics.com/doonesbury/1988/07/26)**
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> Donald Trump: And this is my private sun deck! It has bullet-proof glass, a circular pool, and a hydraulically lifted sun bed! Duke: Amazing, Mr. Trump! Donald Trump: Quality means everything, captain! The gold fixtures! The tortoise shell ceiling!...

> **[Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for July 27, 1988 | GoComics.com](https://www.gocomics.com/doonesbury/1988/07/27)**
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> Donald Trump: Look at the quality! Chamois leather walls! Bird's eye maple trim! Hand-carved onyx bathrooms! We're talking quality! A level of quality that's hard to explain! Look here, more quality... Duke: Excuse me, sir. By "quality," you mean it...

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> [@mnemosyne](#):
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> seatbelt webbing in beige/champagne/sand or beach colour,

Slight Hijack… I got Aircraft seatbelts with those cool-ass buckles in one of my old BMW’s. Managed to find the correct color… Sahara… to match the car.

It’s NOT Beige, Goddammit! It’s fucking Sahara!

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**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\
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The ShitGibbon’s campaign was hacked, because Roger Stone (!) responded to a phishing attempt targeted at his AOL email account, which was enough to allow the nefarious interlopers to get access into the system. This in itself is snertworthy.

Thing is, some internal campaign emails were leaked to the press, but the press has decided that they cannot in good conscience allow the public to see any of this material.

What the actual fuck?

We were treated to pictures of Hunter Biden’s penis, FFS. What is in these emails that could be more sensitive than that (pun not really intended)? I submit that, since we cannot discuss the known content of these leaks, we should therefore speculate wildly about it. Was JD Vance, upon first meeting ShitGibbon, reminded of furniture cushions?

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**Post date:** [August 14, 2024, 6:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250/7551 "2024-08-14T06:54:47Z")

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I guess the press, no matter its faults, unsurprisingly has more class than mtg will or could ever have.

I know she waved the pictures about, but everywhere I watched the picture was obscured in some way or another.

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> [@eschereal](#):
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> Thing is, some internal campaign emails were leaked to the press, but the press has decided that they cannot in good conscience allow the public to see any of this material.

Perhaps if they’d discovered this sense of conscience eight years ago we wouldn’t be having this problem.

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**Author:** ![The\_Librarian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_librarian/32/402_2.png) [@The\_Librarian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Librarian)\
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Indeed, So and So sueing Trump doesn’t belong in the Trump Schadenfreude thread.  
It goes in the Schadenfreude thread for So and So.

Trump won’t pay a dime. Did Carrol get paid? What happened to the 400 million Engoron awarded? – at this point US judges should start wearing bigger shoes and invest in red noses.

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**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\
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> [@The\_Librarian](#):
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> Trump won’t pay a dime. Did Carrol get paid?

Likely not. Yet.

There are any number of legal mechanisms that Carroll can use to make Trump pay. Whether she’s started proceedings on any of them, I don’t know, but she has a lot of options as long as she has a judgment in her favour. A writ, then asset seizure, and so on; all can be pursued by Carroll.

It is a misconception that a losing defendant in a civil case says, “Damn, I lost,” and breaks out the chequebook in the courtroom. That can happen, of course, but more often, it takes more stringent measures to collect. But the point is, that as long as Carroll has a judgment in her favour, she’ll collect eventually.

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> [@Spoons](#):
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> she’ll collect.

I won’t be holding my breath.

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> [@eschereal](#):
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> We were treated to pictures of Hunter Biden’s penis, FFS. What is in these emails that could be more sensitive than that (pun not really intended)?

The shitgibbon’s mushroom?

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**Author:** ![Great\_Antibob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e47c2d/32.png) [@Great\_Antibob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Great_Antibob)\
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> [@Spoons](#):
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> Likely not. Yet.

Did Carroll get paid? Yes, absolutely for the full amount.

Did Trump pay the full amount off? Good question.

He found a sucker to post bond for the judgment, which he was required to do. Made doubly possible because there’s an actually independent somebody checking over shoulders at the Trump company for financial shenanigans.

He’s almost certainly given them a down payment for at least a few million dollars for the bond and probably is making payments on it, but one suspects they’re going to get stiffed in the end for much of it.

Broader question - has Trump ever paid a dime for any lawsuits? As above, yes. And this isn’t his first lawsuit. He’s paid out several times over the years.

But as much as he should have? Usually not - his lawyers often manage to finagle delays and get reduced settlements. Not always but often, especially when they get sued by mom and pop contractors who can’t afford extensive legal battles. In this case, he tried the same thing - ‘negotiate’ for delays and a reduced judgment - and failed badly.

> [@The\_Librarian](#):
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> I won’t be holding my breath.

As above, she got her money months ago, so your lungs are safe.

Which is a separate question from how much of it Trump paid. At least some but probably not the entire amount, and the holder of the bond is probably going to be left holding some of that bag.

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I confess I was startled to see, among “Mr. Trump’s favorite films”, _The 400 Blows_. Maybe he thought it was a porno.

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It was probably just there to impress people…

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> [@eschereal](#):
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> This in itself is **snertworthy**.

That, my dear sir, is a fifty cent word. Well done.

(bolding mine)

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> [@Great\_Antibob](#):
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> Did Carroll get paid? Yes, absolutely for the full amount.

I have trouble finding corroborating sources.  
He posted a ~90M bond and is appealing the verdict?  
Is that the same as Carrol getting paid?

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