# A Perfectly Reasonable Amount of Schadenfreude about Things Happening to Trump & His Enablers (Part 2)

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**Created:** [May 19, 2023, 3:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250 "2023-05-19T03:20:08Z")\
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**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\
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> [@Skywatcher](#):
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> Sorry, no link; the reports I’m familiar with came from NBC News Radio.

Here you go.

> **[Powerful Democratic backers to pause donations until Joe Biden steps aside](https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/article/2024/jul/05/joe-biden-election-donors-abigail-disney-pause)**
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> Abigail Disney says choice to suspend donations is based on ‘realism, not disrespect’, and suggests Kamala Harris as an alternative

A couple weeks after that, Biden officially withdrew.

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> [@illoe](#):
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> After that pitch-perfect speech, the short-fingered vulgarian called into Fox News to complain and they cut him off after 10 minutes.

And when Fox cut to Gutfeld, more sad things happened for Donald:

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> … Gutfeld, at the start of his late-night program, made reference to the interview’s swift conclusion.
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> “That wasn’t my fault, Donald Trump,” he said.

And then Gutfeld said “he’s still talking!”—further humiliating the hapless Trump.

Poor, poor Donald!

> **[Fox News Puts A Quick Stop To Trump's Rambling During Post-DNC Phone-In](https://www.yahoo.com/news/fox-news-puts-quick-stop-055257709.html?guccounter=1&guce_referrer=aHR0cHM6Ly93d3cuZ29vZ2xlLmNvbS8&guce_referrer_sig=AQAAAFix03smeWO86uA_NmOQFumBOg5HItoag44080t13R3z5aVm9WrEjiL1VNCYGZCouplKApxGNZjgNa3-PCwdecb9E-qVbM-CusaknjcNKjgAs0UlEhfuQWZC_bzgVyJhYVYltbRvMYUlWEc16MdX47wf14dHZGS4j2hxe8py95tC)**
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> The conservative network's hosts tried to interject during the GOP presidential candidate's rant about Kamala Harris.

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Wait - Gutfeld is supposed to be **funny**?

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**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\
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It is, but conservatives are really bad at comedy. Look at what happens when they try to create their own version of _The Onion_, and it ends up as _The Babylon Bee_.

What’s interesting is that Gutfeld doesn’t really have any background in it. He received a BS degree in English from UC Berkeley, and then was a writer and editor at magazines like _The Spectator_, _Prevention_, and _Men’s Health_, then later _Stuff_ and _Maxim_ before becoming one of the original contributors to _The Huffington Post_. From there, he ended up on Fox News doing various shows.

I can’t find anything that suggests he has any kind of comedic training. No stand up experience, no improv groups, none of the usual stuff you’d expect of a comedian.

Then again, being funny on Fox News probably means, “Saying mean things about people we hate so we can laugh at them.”

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> [@Atamasama](#):
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> _Men’s Health_, then later _Stuff_ and _Maxim_

Ah yes, _Maxim_. I remember eagerly buying it for the articles.

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> [@Atamasama](#):
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> one of the original contributors to _The Huffington Post_. From there, he ended up on Fox News doing various shows.

I continually find it interesting how the trash media of the left produces content providers for the right - Glenn Beck, Tucker Carlson, etc. - and that’s not keying either side into the quality and accuracy of what they’re engaging with. Righties produced by the left are probably more like professional straw men.

It’s wrong for the left to think that they’re arguing with the right person, when they’ve chosen their own opponent. And it’s wrong for the right to accept that person, when it’s a person chosen by their enemy.

A large part of the problem with the right these days is that CNN sold the South on an image of Republicans that was never actually true - until they made it so - and now they’re backing positions that were, originally, just easy-to-fight straw arguments.

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> [@Atamasama](#):
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> Then again, being funny on Fox News probably means, “Saying mean things about people we hate so we can laugh at them.”

That’s exactly what they do, usually followed by “yeah, yeah, I’m an asshole, so what”. I saw a few minutes of Gutfield’s crew talking about Oprah. They were pissed off that she was a friend of Donald’s ::checks notes:: _25 years ago_ and was now being so disloyal. Accompanied by fat jokes, of course.

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> Makes A Great Gift  
> Trumpy Trout™ says 18 different phrases

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Where has this been? All the stars for you ⭐ ⭐ ⭐ ⭐ ⭐ ⭐

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I texted a link to Trumpy Trout to my wife and said I was considering that as a present for our upcoming anniversary. She just texted back “No”.

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Short-Finned Vulgarian Fish.

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Does it make accordion movements with its tiny fins?

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That just means she already got one for you.

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I’m Deeply offended by the Trout.

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I mean, I’d have gone with a Bass myself.

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“Life-Like Hair”

Even more than Trump’s.

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If she did that would be awesome!

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I just called Top Dog Direct cutomer service to inquire if they had volume discounts on TrumpyTrout. They closed about 15 minutes ago. Automated system prompted me to select the product I was inquiring about:

#1 for this  
#2 for that…  
up to #9 for TrumpyTrout. So I guess it’s in the top 10.

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> [@Atamasama](#):
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> being funny on Fox News probably means, “Saying mean things about people we hate so we can laugh at them.”

That seems to comprise a lot of RW “humor”. So, they have their people say stupid-ass shit in order to trick non-RWers into saying mean things about them and laugh about it, allowing the RWers to say “_look, you are no different from us!_”

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