# A Perfectly Reasonable Amount of Schadenfreude about Things Happening to Trump & His Enablers (Part 2) **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Tags:** trump\ **Created:** [May 19, 2023, 3:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250 "2023-05-19T03:20:08Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 404
**Author:** ![dougrb](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/76d3ee/32.png) [@dougrb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dougrb)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2024, 2:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250/8062 "2024-09-04T02:27:09Z")
AND Kamala chickened out. ---
**Author:** ![wolfpup](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wolfpup/32/10618_2.png) [@wolfpup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolfpup)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2024, 2:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250/8063 "2024-09-04T02:57:27Z")
I personally can’t be bothered, but it would be cool if thousands applied for tickets with no intention of ever showing up! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![aurora\_maire](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aurora_maire/32/328_2.png) [@aurora\_maire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aurora_maire)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2024, 3:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250/8064 "2024-09-04T03:07:12Z")
> [@dougrb](#): > > I was going to apply for a ticket until I read this. > (snip from the quote)… in whole or in part, in any and all media _now known or hereafter devised throughout the universe in perpetuity_ I had to check that to make sure you weren’t kidding and, nope, you weren’t. That’s some real AI terms-and-conditions shit. Like this part: > [@](#): > > You warrant that you will not make any remarks at the event that you know or believe to be false or defamatory. If you secure tickets or access to the event for friends, family members (including children) or others, you represent and warrant that you have the power and authority to bind each such person to these terms and will defend and indemnify the Fox against any claim to the contrary. “defend and indemnify the Fox” 😁 ---
**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2024, 4:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250/8065 "2024-09-04T04:32:37Z")
> [@aurora\_maire](#): > > You warrant that you will not make any remarks at the event that you know or believe to be false or defamatory. Too bad they can’t get the melon felon to abide by this term. ---
**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2024, 4:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250/8066 "2024-09-04T04:39:10Z")
I tried to sign up my good friend Hannibal Lecter (deceased) for a ticket, but they want a valid phone number to verify his identity, and there’s no way I’m giving Sean Hannity my digits unless he buys me dinner first. And I mean good dinner. We’re talking Ruth’s Chris or better here, Sean. ---
**Author:** ![illoe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a3d4f5/32.png) [@illoe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/illoe)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2024, 4:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250/8067 "2024-09-04T04:46:32Z")
Be careful, Smapti! Sean Hannity often leaves his wallet in his other pants. ---
**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2024, 5:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250/8068 "2024-09-04T05:32:58Z")
> [@Smapti](#): > > I tried to sign up my good friend Hannibal Lecter (deceased) for a ticket, but they want a valid phone number to verify his identity, and there’s no way I’m giving Sean Hannity my digits unless he buys me dinner first. Why didn’t you give them Mar-a-Lago’s number? ---
**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2024, 5:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250/8069 "2024-09-04T05:34:35Z")
Lara and Tiffany Trump announced via Twitter today that they’re launching a new cryptocurrency. Eric is now claiming they were hacked and it’s a scam. > ---
**Author:** ![OttoDaFe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ottodafe/32/356_2.png) [@OttoDaFe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OttoDaFe)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2024, 6:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250/8070 "2024-09-04T06:18:59Z")
> [@aurora\_maire](#): > > “defend and indemnify the Fox” 😁 [They’ll never outfox the Fox!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cjwTGO1cBkc) “An error occurred: Sorry, you can’t embed media items in a post.” 🤬 ---
**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2024, 6:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250/8071 "2024-09-04T06:28:20Z")
> [@Smapti](#): > > Eric is now claiming they were hacked and it’s a scam. He’s admitting the Trump family is scamming? ---
**Author:** ![Pardel-Lux](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pardel-lux/32/20182_2.png) [@Pardel-Lux](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pardel-Lux)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2024, 7:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250/8072 "2024-09-04T07:11:47Z")
This is almost a month ago, Politico did not report it as hacking, but as [corruption and a scam](https://www.politico.com/news/2024/08/31/trump-crypto-family-affair-00176764). As discussed in another [thread](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-bought-cryptocurrencies/1005023/43), it is interesting to see a scammer scamming with something he does not understand himselft. ---
**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2024, 7:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250/8073 "2024-09-04T07:28:22Z")
> [@Pardel-Lux](#): > > This is almost a month ago, Politico did not report it as hacking, but as [corruption and a scam](https://www.politico.com/news/2024/08/31/trump-crypto-family-affair-00176764). “Nobody grifts off of my family’s fans but ME!” ---
**Author:** ![Andy\_L](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c67d28/32.png) [@Andy\_L](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Andy_L)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2024, 10:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250/8074 "2024-09-04T10:38:35Z")
A great movie! ---
**Author:** ![RAWDuke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/71e660/32.png) [@RAWDuke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RAWDuke)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2024, 10:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250/8075 "2024-09-04T10:59:55Z")
Event location “Harrisburg, PA.” Do I just need to get off the train in Harrisburg? Maybe the Uber driver will know where to take me. Harrisburg has a population of over 500,000, so this could be the Biggest Event Ever in the History of the Solar System! ---
**Author:** ![smithsb](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smithsb/32/12107_2.png) [@smithsb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/smithsb)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2024, 11:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250/8076 "2024-09-04T11:29:14Z")
Look for a location with a landscaping company, an adult store, and a crematorium. ---
**Author:** ![crowmanyclouds](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crowmanyclouds/32/19884_2.png) [@crowmanyclouds](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/crowmanyclouds)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2024, 11:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250/8077 "2024-09-04T11:43:04Z")
> [@smithsb](#): > > a landscaping company, an adult store, and a crematorium. What are the three things on Rudy Giuliani’s cognitive test Alex? ---
**Author:** ![Roderick\_Femm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/roderick_femm/32/14875_2.png) [@Roderick\_Femm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Roderick_Femm)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2024, 3:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250/8078 "2024-09-04T15:09:46Z")
> [@Typo\_Negative](#): > > [GOP asshole shows true colors.](https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/gop-candidate-caught-making-racist-remarks-about-native-americans/ss-AA1pWbJT?ocid=hpmsn&cvid=e9365c837d3c47319af928f185134504&ei=16#image=1) > > Racist says racist shit, thinks it okey-dokey. > > Whowouldathunkit\> The link goes to a one-paragraph story from the Daily Mail via MSN, with zero specifics about what this candidate might have said, beyond that it was an “insensitive joke about Native Americans,” and nothing at all about how the candidate feels about it. Not a lot to get excited about. Have they dialed it back since you posted the link? ---
**Author:** ![Robot\_Arm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/robot_arm/32/18280_2.png) [@Robot\_Arm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Robot_Arm)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2024, 4:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250/8079 "2024-09-04T16:03:36Z")
> [@RAWDuke](#): > > Event location “Harrisburg, PA.” > Do I just need to get off the train in Harrisburg? Maybe the Uber driver will know where to take me. I used to live a block from the train station in Harrisburg. There is a big auditorium nearby. ---
**Author:** ![Buck\_Godot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/buck_godot/32/6573_2.png) [@Buck\_Godot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Buck_Godot)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2024, 4:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250/8080 "2024-09-04T16:09:53Z")
From the Stupid Republican Idea thread > [@NEW Stupid Republican Idea of the Day (Part 3)](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/7598): > > Nobody: > MT Senate candidate Tim Sheehy: Indians are always drunk at 8 AM and throw beer cans at you to see if you’ll flinch > > [Audio emerges of Republican's racially charged tirade about 'drunk' Native Americans](https://www.rawstory.com/tim-sheehy-native-americans/) ---
**Author:** ![Love\_Rhombus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/love_rhombus/32/10694_2.png) [@Love\_Rhombus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Love_Rhombus)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2024, 6:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250/8081 "2024-09-04T18:22:29Z")
The Forum? It’s too nice for him. He can go to the Farm Show. They’re used to the smell of bullshit there. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250.md?page=403) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250.md?page=405)