# A Perfectly Reasonable Amount of Schadenfreude about Things Happening to Trump & His Enablers (Part 2) **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Tags:** trump\ **Created:** [May 19, 2023, 3:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250 "2023-05-19T03:20:08Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 420
**Author:** ![Horatius](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/horatius/32/3572_2.png) [@Horatius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horatius)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2024, 1:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250/8382 "2024-09-17T13:58:07Z")
> [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](#): > > Drew is funny. Karl is not. Karl Rove is the Dick Cheney of Drew Careys. ---
**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2024, 11:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250/8383 "2024-09-18T11:04:59Z")
I just saw part of a video where the melon felon is talking about “_ **Bagram Air Base** in Alaska_”. Seriously, why hasn’t anyone sent him for a 72-hour mental psychiatric hold? ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2024, 1:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250/8384 "2024-09-18T13:00:18Z")
Because the lunatics have taken over the asylum. By which I mean America. ---
**Author:** ![aurora\_maire](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aurora_maire/32/328_2.png) [@aurora\_maire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aurora_maire)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2024, 8:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250/8385 "2024-09-18T20:26:32Z")
“If I have a little bit of property on the ocean, I have a little bit more property.” No, your little bit of property disappears you stupid fuck. > ---
**Author:** ![Frazzled](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/frazzled/32/3368_2.png) [@Frazzled](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frazzled)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2024, 8:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250/8386 "2024-09-18T20:31:09Z")
No No, don’t you see? His properties are inland a little ways, so rising sea levels will turn _his_ properties into valuable ocean front property. Screw the other guys that got washed away, they don’t do anything for him. Should he be reelected (God Forbid!) and has access to nuclear missiles, we should pay attention to him buying a lot of worthless land in central California. He once saw a movie where a brilliant man named Lex Luthor thought to use a nuke on the San Andreas fault to make most of California fall into the ocean so his properties will be the new shore. Personally, I’d love to live in Otisburg. ---
**Author:** ![Andy\_L](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c67d28/32.png) [@Andy\_L](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Andy_L)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2024, 9:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250/8387 "2024-09-18T21:43:04Z")
Just stay away from Hackensack ---
**Author:** ![wolfpup](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wolfpup/32/10618_2.png) [@wolfpup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolfpup)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2024, 9:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250/8388 "2024-09-18T21:57:55Z")
Renowned climate scientist Dr. Donald J. Trump, Stable Genius™, informs us that ocean levels will rise one-eighth of an inch in 400 years. He neglects, however, to cite his published research to support that claim. I don’t suppose he really needs to, though, because he has solidly reliable sources, generally referred to as “they”, as in “they say”. “They” also figure in the Orange Imbecile’s delusions of imaginary conversations, as we see here. It’s generally in the form of “they asked me …” and “I said …”, which is intended to convey both the slack-jawed ignorance of his admiring acolytes, and the brilliant enlightenment that the Orange Imbecile apparently bestows upon them. ---
**Author:** ![Robot\_Arm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/robot_arm/32/18280_2.png) [@Robot\_Arm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Robot_Arm)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2024, 10:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250/8389 "2024-09-18T22:15:41Z")
> [@Frazzled](#): > > Personally, I’d love to live in Otisburg. I don’t know; I hear it’s kinda small. ---
**Author:** ![Fugazi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/f08c70/32.png) [@Fugazi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fugazi)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2024, 10:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250/8390 "2024-09-18T22:48:55Z")
> [@wolfpup](#): > > I don’t suppose he really needs to, though, because he has solidly reliable sources, generally referred to as “they”, as in “they say”. Don’t forget his most authoritative source, “I saw a guy on TV” ---
**Author:** ![Railer13](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/railer13/32/9742_2.png) [@Railer13](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Railer13)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2024, 10:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250/8391 "2024-09-18T22:54:28Z")
> [@Fugazi](#): > > Don’t forget his most authoritative source, “I saw a guy on TV Huh. I thought it was either “many people” or “everybody”. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2024, 11:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250/8392 "2024-09-18T23:13:47Z")
I wonder if one of his socks was Manny Peoples. ---
**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2024, 11:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250/8393 "2024-09-18T23:24:04Z")
> [@aurora\_maire](#): > > If I have a little bit of property on the ocean, I have a little bit more property.” No, your little bit of property disappears you stupid fuck. I’m reminded of Hbomberguy’s rebuttal to Ben Shapiro when he said something similar; [![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/0-w-pdqwiBw/maxresdefault.jpg "SELL THE HOUSES TO WHO AQUAMAN?") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0-w-pdqwiBw) ---
**Author:** ![Great\_Antibob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e47c2d/32.png) [@Great\_Antibob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Great_Antibob)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2024, 12:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250/8394 "2024-09-19T00:04:48Z")
I’ll give him some credit - he’s not wrong. But he doesn’t mention the next 1/8 inch. And the one after that. And several dozen after that. ---
**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2024, 5:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250/8395 "2024-09-19T05:45:40Z")
> [@wolfpup](#): > > He neglects, however, to cite his published research to support that claim. I don’t suppose he really needs to, though, because he has solidly reliable sources, generally referred to as “they”, as in “they say”. No need for him to cite. The _they_ he’s talking to automatically believe him when hey says the _they_ he says he’s quoting said something. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2024, 1:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250/8396 "2024-09-19T13:53:05Z")
Better yet if _they_ called him “Sir” and had tears in their eyes. ---
**Author:** ![dougrb](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/76d3ee/32.png) [@dougrb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dougrb)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2024, 3:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250/8397 "2024-09-19T15:36:08Z")
Coming soon to a theater near you… > “The Man You Don’t Know” aims to present a multifaceted portrait of President Trump, highlighting his achievements as a highly decorated scholar, a world-class businessman, a man of faith, a devoted patriot, a loving family man, and a generous individual who has touched many lives. [https://fox59.com/business/press-releases/globenewswire/9228935/global-ascension-studios-announces-production-of-groundbreaking-documentary-the-man-you-dont-know/](https://fox59.com/business/press-releases/globenewswire/9228935/global-ascension-studios-announces-production-of-groundbreaking-documentary-the-man-you-dont-know/) ---
**Author:** ![Love\_Rhombus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/love_rhombus/32/10694_2.png) [@Love\_Rhombus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Love_Rhombus)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2024, 3:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250/8398 "2024-09-19T15:38:19Z")
Welcome to the Trump Multiverse. I guess we got one of the rotten ones. ---
**Author:** ![crowmanyclouds](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crowmanyclouds/32/19884_2.png) [@crowmanyclouds](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/crowmanyclouds)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2024, 3:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250/8399 "2024-09-19T15:45:56Z")
_highlighting his achievements as a highly decorated scholar_ Purple Heart in fact! _a world-class businessman_ Yes, those bankruptcies are getting up there. _a man of faith_ One of the two original Corinthians! _a devoted patriot_ Captain Bone spurs. _a loving family man_ With many families! _and a generous individual_ Now they’re just being silly. ---
**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2024, 3:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250/8400 "2024-09-19T15:59:58Z")
> [@dougrb](#): > > Coming soon to a theater near you… I wonder what the 3 people who go see it will think of it. ---
**Author:** ![Andy\_L](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c67d28/32.png) [@Andy\_L](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Andy_L)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2024, 4:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250/8401 "2024-09-19T16:01:39Z")
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