# A Perfectly Reasonable Amount of Schadenfreude about Things Happening to Trump & His Enablers (Part 2) **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Tags:** trump\ **Created:** [May 19, 2023, 3:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250 "2023-05-19T03:20:08Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 422
**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2024, 6:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250/8422 "2024-09-20T18:58:10Z")
Behind one door is a beautiful woman who will make you laugh heartily and behind the other door is a leopard that will eat your face. Choose carefully. ---
**Author:** ![Love\_Rhombus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/love_rhombus/32/10694_2.png) [@Love\_Rhombus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Love_Rhombus)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2024, 7:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250/8423 "2024-09-20T19:04:34Z")
Make it a laughing leopard and a cannibal lady and it’s more interesting. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2024, 7:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250/8424 "2024-09-20T19:06:17Z")
> [@eschereal](#): > > Behind one door is a beautiful woman who will make you laugh heartily and behind the other door is a leopard that will eat your face. Choose carefully. “Let’s see … Rocky II plus Rocky V equals Rocky VII: Adrian’s Revenge!” [end Bart Simpson.] ---
**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2024, 7:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250/8425 "2024-09-20T19:34:46Z")
[A song](https://youtu.be/OLkPwxcIji0) which is not exactly about the ShitGibbon, except that it is. ---
**Author:** ![Moriarty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/moriarty/32/49_2.png) [@Moriarty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Moriarty)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2024, 7:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250/8426 "2024-09-20T19:47:43Z")
> [@needscoffee](#): > > “[The Apprentice](https://www.imdb.com/title/tt8368368/)” comes out Oct. 11 in U.S. and Canadian theaters. An effort to raise money to increase distribution was quite successful. > **[Trump Biopic ‘The Apprentice’ Surpasses Kickstarter Goal Within A Day – Update](https://deadline.com/2024/09/the-apprentice-movie-launching-kickstarter-campaign-distribution-funds-1236076355/)** > > Ali Abbasi's 'The Apprentice' has surpassed its Kickstarter goal of $100,000 in distribution funds within a day. ---
**Author:** ![wolfpup](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wolfpup/32/10618_2.png) [@wolfpup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolfpup)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2024, 7:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250/8427 "2024-09-20T19:52:16Z")
> [@robby](#): > > Holy shit, that is some real North Korean “Dear Leader”-type hagiography going on there. Does it mention that Trump is so perfect that he never has to shit? That’s apparently part of the mythology around North Korean “Dear Leader” whom Trump so much admires. OTOH, Trump produces shit by virtue of the fact that everything he touches turns to it. Currently happening with JD Vance and with Trump’s Truth Social media company, whose stock has been tanking since mid-May, and is about to close at another record low for the year. ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2024, 8:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250/8428 "2024-09-20T20:14:02Z")
> [@wolfpup](#): > > Does it mention that Trump is so perfect that he never has to shit? He talks his out. ---
**Author:** ![Great\_Antibob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e47c2d/32.png) [@Great\_Antibob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Great_Antibob)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2024, 8:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250/8429 "2024-09-20T20:22:01Z")
It shouldn’t come as any surprise that he doesn’t shit. We all know he’s full of it. ---
**Author:** ![Pardel-Lux](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pardel-lux/32/20182_2.png) [@Pardel-Lux](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pardel-Lux)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2024, 8:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250/8430 "2024-09-20T20:57:56Z")
I expected [this one](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z1E06cWL-cw), but yeah, that one too. ---
**Author:** ![dougrb](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/76d3ee/32.png) [@dougrb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dougrb)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2024, 12:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250/8431 "2024-09-21T00:23:05Z")
MeidasTouch has an overview of trumps business partners in his new crypto scam. Of course the family is involved. Donald Trump “Crypto Embassador” Eric & Don “Crypto Currency Advocate” Barron “Decentralized Finance Visionary” [https://youtu.be/PHjwirYc3TA?t=65](https://youtu.be/PHjwirYc3TA?t=65) ---
**Author:** ![dasmoocher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/dbc845/32.png) [@dasmoocher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dasmoocher)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2024, 12:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250/8432 "2024-09-21T00:33:43Z")
> [@dougrb](#): > > MeidasTouch has an overview of trumps business partners in his new crypto scam. Aren’t the two guys who actually run it shady as shit? I think I saw something that said one guy is a convicted drug dealer and the other guy has videos/sells a course on how to pick up women. On the other hand, that might be the business background needed for this scam. ---
**Author:** ![dougrb](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/76d3ee/32.png) [@dougrb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dougrb)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2024, 1:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250/8433 "2024-09-21T01:08:53Z")
> [@dasmoocher](#): > > Aren’t the two guys who actually run it shady as shit? One could come to that conclusion. ---
**Author:** ![Love\_Rhombus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/love_rhombus/32/10694_2.png) [@Love\_Rhombus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Love_Rhombus)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2024, 1:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250/8434 "2024-09-21T01:36:02Z")
I thought Trump only hired the best people. Something doesn’t add up. ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Greenjeans](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mr.greenjeans/32/551_2.png) [@Mr.Greenjeans](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Greenjeans)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2024, 3:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250/8435 "2024-09-21T03:57:49Z")
You have to ask yourself: What is it that they’re the best at? ---
**Author:** ![Dandan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a87d85/32.png) [@Dandan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dandan)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2024, 3:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250/8436 "2024-09-21T15:20:20Z")
> [@dougrb](#): > > Barron “Decentralized Finance Visionary” Wuh…? Dan ---
**Author:** ![not\_what\_you\_d\_expect](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/not_what_you_d_expect/32/3246_2.png) [@not\_what\_you\_d\_expect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/not_what_you_d_expect)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2024, 3:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250/8437 "2024-09-21T15:22:09Z")
Fancy name for a thief and grifter. ---
**Author:** ![Robot\_Arm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/robot_arm/32/18280_2.png) [@Robot\_Arm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Robot_Arm)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2024, 5:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250/8438 "2024-09-21T17:47:39Z")
> [@dougrb](#): > > Donald Trump “Crypto Embassador” > Eric & Don “Crypto Currency Advocate” > Barron “Decentralized Finance Visionary” I’m not sure I want to trust the cutting-edge, high-tech future of the financial industry to folks who can’t spell “ambassador”. ---
**Author:** ![Ike\_Witt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ike_witt/32/283_2.png) [@Ike\_Witt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ike_Witt)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2024, 6:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250/8439 "2024-09-21T18:35:14Z")
Maybe he plans on working out of the ambassy? ---
**Author:** ![aurora\_maire](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aurora_maire/32/328_2.png) [@aurora\_maire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aurora_maire)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2024, 8:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250/8440 "2024-09-21T20:06:45Z")
> [@Robot\_Arm](#): > > I’m not sure I want to trust the cutting-edge, high-tech future of the financial industry to folks who can’t spell “ambassador”. Or to a recent high school grad “Decentralized Finance Visionary”. I guess any hope that Barron would escape his doom was futile. ---
**Author:** ![smithsb](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smithsb/32/12107_2.png) [@smithsb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/smithsb)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2024, 8:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250/8441 "2024-09-21T20:46:55Z")
Perhaps accidental but Barron was a no show at the shitshow unveiling of this latest scam. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250.md?page=421) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250.md?page=423)