# A Perfectly Reasonable Amount of Schadenfreude about Things Happening to Trump & His Enablers (Part 2) **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Tags:** trump\ **Created:** [May 19, 2023, 3:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250 "2023-05-19T03:20:08Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 427
**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2024, 3:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250/8522 "2024-09-26T15:51:36Z")
I’m sure he can legally practice all kinds of things everywhere, just not the law. (Or medicine, thank goodness.) ---
**Author:** ![Love\_Rhombus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/love_rhombus/32/10694_2.png) [@Love\_Rhombus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Love_Rhombus)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2024, 3:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250/8523 "2024-09-26T15:52:26Z")
Or hair coloring. Just not very well. ---
**Author:** ![Procrustus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/procrustus/32/2994_2.png) [@Procrustus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Procrustus)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2024, 3:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250/8524 "2024-09-26T15:55:29Z")
> [@Love\_Rhombus](#): > > I’d only read about Wash. and New York. I suspect that those were the only two states where he was a member of the bar. He’s done. ---
**Author:** ![Love\_Rhombus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/love_rhombus/32/10694_2.png) [@Love\_Rhombus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Love_Rhombus)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2024, 4:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250/8525 "2024-09-26T16:01:44Z")
I think it’s an older article, but it’s such a beautifully elegant putting down of Trump that I had to share it. > **[British Writer Pens The Best Description Of Trump I’ve Read - London Daily](https://londondaily.com/british-writer-pens-the-best-description-of-trump-i-ve-read)** > > “Why do some British people not like Donald Trump?” Nate White, an articulate and witty writer from England wrote the following response: ---
**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2024, 4:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250/8526 "2024-09-26T16:02:15Z")
> [@Procrustus](#): > > I suspect that those were the only two states where he was a member of the bar. I haven’t found anything definitive saying that he is only a member of the bar in those two jurisdictions, but I also can’t find anything saying he is licensed anywhere else, so I believe you are correct. ---
**Author:** ![Procrustus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/procrustus/32/2994_2.png) [@Procrustus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Procrustus)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2024, 4:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250/8527 "2024-09-26T16:27:19Z")
> [@Atamasama](#): > > I haven’t found anything definitive saying that he is only a member of the bar in those two jurisdictions, but I also can’t find anything saying he is licensed anywhere else, Same here. Given his career, I would assume he only sought admittance to those two, and appeared Pro Hac Vice everywhere else. NY and DC would be the bulk of his legal work. However, even if there is another state out there, they would almost certainly do the same. If you get disbarred one place, other states almost always follow suit. ---
**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2024, 4:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250/8528 "2024-09-26T16:32:16Z")
I’m torn between ‘Jabba the Hutt of Privilege’ or ‘Shakespeare of Shit’. Aw, hell! They _both_ good! ---
**Author:** ![Sylvanz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/fbc32d/32.png) [@Sylvanz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sylvanz)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2024, 6:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250/8529 "2024-09-26T18:48:15Z")
You know I’ve wondered about that. What sort of hair coloring turns liquid and runs down? I used to color my own hair; nothing I ever used would do that. What did he use? Kids’ water colors, shoe polish, indian ink? ---
**Author:** ![not\_what\_you\_d\_expect](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/not_what_you_d_expect/32/3246_2.png) [@not\_what\_you\_d\_expect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/not_what_you_d_expect)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2024, 6:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250/8530 "2024-09-26T18:53:31Z")
It looks like the old sharpie trick. ---
**Author:** ![Sylvanz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/fbc32d/32.png) [@Sylvanz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sylvanz)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2024, 6:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250/8531 "2024-09-26T18:57:10Z")
Enlighten me please? I don’t know what that is. Though given who he supports the involvement of a sharpie in some way isn’t too surprising. ---
**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2024, 7:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250/8532 "2024-09-26T19:16:46Z")
> [@Sylvanz](#): > > Enlighten me please? I don’t know what that is. You can use a permanent marker to color your hair, although it’s not “permanent” but rather lasts for hours, and can really damage your hair. You also don’t need to scribble on your hair or anything, you can cut open the marker to “harvest” the ink and use that (likely mixed with something else). Just, don’t do it, it’s a bad idea. Apparently though, it’s not that unusual for conventional hair dye to “leak” if it’s a bad quality or applied incorrectly. And I don’t see either of those situations as being unlikely for the esteemed Mr. Giuliani. ---
**Author:** ![enipla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/54ee81/32.png) [@enipla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/enipla)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2024, 7:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250/8533 "2024-09-26T19:35:17Z")
Hotel maid : “Nu uh. I’m not going in there without the FBI. And they go first” ---
**Author:** ![enipla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/54ee81/32.png) [@enipla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/enipla)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2024, 7:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250/8534 "2024-09-26T19:42:58Z")
> [@Atamasama](#): > > You can use a permanent marker to color your hair, although it’s not “permanent” but rather lasts for hours, and can really damage your hair. Queue up Carly Simon - Your So Vain. Dear former litigator Giuliani, we don’t care what you look like. Except… ewwww. Stop, just stop. ---
**Author:** ![rocking\_chair](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rocking_chair/32/2918_2.png) [@rocking\_chair](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rocking_chair)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2024, 7:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250/8535 "2024-09-26T19:51:45Z")
when it is newly done it can run when it becomes wet. ---
**Author:** ![not\_what\_you\_d\_expect](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/not_what_you_d_expect/32/3246_2.png) [@not\_what\_you\_d\_expect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/not_what_you_d_expect)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2024, 7:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250/8536 "2024-09-26T19:54:55Z")
I was joking, I’m sorry. I thought it would be more obvious. :sad face: ---
**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2024, 8:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250/8537 "2024-09-26T20:04:04Z")
> [@Gatopescado](#): > > I’m torn between ‘Jabba the Hutt of Privilege’ or ‘Shakespeare of Shit’. > > Aw, hell! They _both_ good! I prefer the simple and succint “fat white slug.” Three one-syllable words that he and MAGAts can easily understand. > [@enipla](#): > > Queue up Carly Simon - Your So Vain. Is it actually spelled like that? ---
**Author:** ![Railer13](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/railer13/32/9742_2.png) [@Railer13](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Railer13)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2024, 8:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250/8538 "2024-09-26T20:12:36Z")
> [@eschereal](#): > > Is it actually spelled like that? [Nope](https://www.carlysimon.com/music) ---
**Author:** ![enipla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/54ee81/32.png) [@enipla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/enipla)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2024, 8:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250/8539 "2024-09-26T20:18:03Z")
“Queue up” is a verb that means to stand in a line or row to wait for something ---
**Author:** ![enipla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/54ee81/32.png) [@enipla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/enipla)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2024, 8:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250/8540 "2024-09-26T20:20:08Z")
Oh perhaps You’re so Vain makes more sense. I missed English class. ---
**Author:** ![Sylvanz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/fbc32d/32.png) [@Sylvanz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sylvanz)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2024, 8:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250/8541 "2024-09-26T20:30:56Z")
Oh, good dog I would never have done that. Now a days I’m rockin’ gray hair. Cheaper and more convenient. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250.md?page=426) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250.md?page=428)