# A Perfectly Reasonable Amount of Schadenfreude about Things Happening to Trump & His Enablers (Part 2) **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Tags:** trump\ **Created:** [May 19, 2023, 3:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250 "2023-05-19T03:20:08Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 441
**Author:** ![Johanna](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johanna/32/8318_2.png) [@Johanna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johanna)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2024, 8:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250/8802 "2024-10-09T20:00:38Z")
This is a job for Anti-Matter Man > **[Anti-Matter Man (Character) - Comic Vine](https://comicvine.gamespot.com/anti-matter-man/4005-35089/)** > > Anti-Matter Man is a powerful being that came from the anti-matter universe of Qward. ---
**Author:** ![dougrb](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/76d3ee/32.png) [@dougrb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dougrb)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2024, 11:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250/8803 "2024-10-09T23:16:35Z")
> [@Smapti](#): > > If the headquarters of Truth Social gets destroyed by Milton, do we get to take that as a sign from God? Looks like the eye is going to go by Sarasota to the NW so they’ll be on the dirty side. ---
**Author:** ![Precambrianmollusc](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/precambrianmollusc/32/63_2.png) [@Precambrianmollusc](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Precambrianmollusc)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2024, 3:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250/8804 "2024-10-10T03:06:10Z")
So he is a very naughty boy! ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2024, 4:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250/8805 "2024-10-10T04:32:02Z")
> [@dougrb](#): > > > [@Smapti](#): > > > > If the headquarters of Truth Social gets destroyed by Milton, do we get to take that as a sign from God? > > Looks like the eye is going to go by Sarasota to the NW so they’ll be **on the dirty side.** Seems appropriate. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2024, 12:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250/8806 "2024-10-10T12:33:59Z")
> [@Johanna](#): > > This is a job for Anti-Matter Man Does he get destroyed when he shakes the hand of Matter Man? ---
**Author:** ![Johanna](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johanna/32/8318_2.png) [@Johanna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johanna)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2024, 12:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250/8807 "2024-10-10T12:47:33Z")
You _are_ Matter Man. We are all Matter People from the Matter Universe. ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2024, 12:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250/8808 "2024-10-10T12:49:09Z")
You matter. Unless you travelling at the speed of light squared, in which case you energy. ---
**Author:** ![Folacin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/folacin/32/3195_2.png) [@Folacin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Folacin)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2024, 12:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250/8809 "2024-10-10T12:59:17Z")
> [@Gyrate](#): > > You matter. > [@Johanna](#): > > You _are_ Matter Man. We are all Matter People from the Matter Universe. I thought only Black lives matter? Although I’ve seen signs about Blue lives, also. note: this is meant to be a joke ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2024, 1:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250/8810 "2024-10-10T13:00:02Z")
Don’t get me started on Particle Man. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_stainless_steel_rat/32/5727_2.png) [@The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Stainless_Steel_Rat)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2024, 1:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250/8811 "2024-10-10T13:29:58Z")
And…I am…ION MAN! ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2024, 2:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250/8812 "2024-10-10T14:32:25Z")
> [@Johanna](#): > > You _are_ Matter Man. We are all Matter People from the Matter Universe. But then there’s nothing special about Anti-Matter Man. He’s just a citizen from the Anti-Matter Universe It’s like a lot of the members of the old Legion of Super Heroes. The only reason several of them are there is because they have the same (unusual for the galaxy as a whole) powers of people from their planet. In fact, Duo Damsel (Luornu Durgo) was arguably a handicapped person from the planet Cargg, since one of her “personalities” had been killed, and she wasn’t Triplicate Girl anymore. (I’ve always suspected that Carggite bureaucracies required you to fill out all forms in nonucate.) ---
**Author:** ![Rebo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rebo/32/13005_2.png) [@Rebo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rebo)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2024, 2:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250/8813 "2024-10-10T14:39:18Z")
Well, I am WO MAN! Hear me roar! ---
**Author:** ![Love\_Rhombus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/love_rhombus/32/10694_2.png) [@Love\_Rhombus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Love_Rhombus)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2024, 4:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250/8814 "2024-10-10T16:03:53Z")
. > [@Gyrate](#): > > You matter. Unless you travelling at the speed of light squared, in which case you energy. I own this shirt and love it so much. > [@CalMeacham](#): > > In fact, Duo Damsel (Luornu Durgo) was arguably a handicapped person from the planet Cargg, since one of her “personalities” had been killed, and she wasn’t Triplicate Girl anymore. I believe nowadays she can make infinite copies, which to me destroys her unique charm. ---
**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2024, 4:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250/8815 "2024-10-10T16:13:24Z")
> [@Homer Simpson - 1987 Tracey Ullman Show](#): > > Relax. What is mind? No matter. What is matter? Never mind. [![](https://j.gifs.com/YWDEz2.gif) ](https://j.gifs.com/YWDEz2.gif) This wisdom has stuck with me for most of my life. ---
**Author:** ![bobot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bobot/32/21622_2.png) [@bobot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bobot)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2024, 5:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250/8816 "2024-10-10T17:34:03Z")
> [@Gyrate](#): > > Don’t get me started on Particle Man. [![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/7sqVX3PWz9w/maxresdefault.jpg "PARTICLE KID "Everything Is Bullshit"") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7sqVX3PWz9w) ---
**Author:** ![carrps](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carrps/32/2957_2.png) [@carrps](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carrps)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2024, 7:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250/8817 "2024-10-10T19:16:26Z")
I love the duck tape on the casette player. That really brings me back. ---
**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2024, 7:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250/8818 "2024-10-10T19:18:37Z")
> [@Gyrate](#): > > Don’t get me started on Particle Man. Or Universe Man? ---
**Author:** ![Kolak\_of\_Twilo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kolak_of_twilo/32/73_2.png) [@Kolak\_of\_Twilo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kolak_of_Twilo)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2024, 7:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250/8819 "2024-10-10T19:41:45Z")
Personally, I prefer [Balloon Man](https://youtu.be/bXBui11UWbs?si=TpYXd9QcGGdrzV6X). ---
**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2024, 7:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250/8820 "2024-10-10T19:47:47Z")
My favorite is the Rubberband Man. So much rhythm, grace, and debonair for one man. ---
**Author:** ![Superdude](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/superdude/32/13450_2.png) [@Superdude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superdude)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2024, 7:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250/8821 "2024-10-10T19:55:32Z")
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