# A Perfectly Reasonable Amount of Schadenfreude about Things Happening to Trump & His Enablers (Part 2)

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**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
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**Created:** [May 19, 2023, 3:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250 "2023-05-19T03:20:08Z")\
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**Author:** ![beowulff](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beowulff/32/542_2.png) [@beowulff](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/beowulff)\
**Post date:** [October 22, 2024, 8:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250/9082 "2024-10-22T20:57:51Z")

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That’s gold!

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**Author:** ![EinsteinsHund](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/einsteinshund/32/8400_2.png) [@EinsteinsHund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EinsteinsHund)\
**Post date:** [October 22, 2024, 8:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250/9083 "2024-10-22T20:57:59Z")

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> [@Smapti](#):
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> Campaign advice for beginners: Make sure your signage can’t be cropped in a way that undermines your message.

What’s the full slogan? “Wino Americans for Trump”?

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**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\
**Post date:** [October 22, 2024, 9:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250/9084 "2024-10-22T21:02:18Z")

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Can’t be “RINO Americans for Trump” - “RINO” is defined as a Republican who hasn’t drunk the Trump-ade.

It’s also neat how in that picture he’s sitting in front of 12 people in two rows of six, something he’s already used to.

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**Author:** ![beowulff](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beowulff/32/542_2.png) [@beowulff](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/beowulff)\
**Post date:** [October 22, 2024, 9:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250/9085 "2024-10-22T21:03:22Z")

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Probably “Latino”

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**Author:** ![74westy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/74westy/32/3950_2.png) [@74westy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/74westy)\
**Post date:** [October 22, 2024, 9:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250/9086 "2024-10-22T21:04:12Z")

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I thought albino until I looked at the picture.

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**Author:** ![Pardel-Lux](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pardel-lux/32/20182_2.png) [@Pardel-Lux](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pardel-Lux)\
**Post date:** [October 22, 2024, 9:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250/9087 "2024-10-22T21:23:14Z")

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Well I for one did call him [Forrest Trump](https://schumanchu.eu/html/l/l_00050forresttrump.html), and many more things besides. That was five years ago, don’t blame me, I did what I could.

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**Author:** ![Odesio](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/odesio/32/20003_2.png) [@Odesio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Odesio)\
**Post date:** [October 22, 2024, 9:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250/9088 "2024-10-22T21:29:44Z")

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Trump canceled another event today, a virtual roundtable with Kennedy and Tulsi Gabbard. You think worker the fryer was bit much for him?

> **[Trump abruptly cancels 'virtual roundtable' amid reports of 'exhaustion'](https://www.rawstory.com/trump-cancels-roundtable-exhaustation/)**
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> Former President Donald Trump abruptly canceled a planned media event Tuesday — again.The Hill's Hanna Trudo reported that "Trump was scheduled to hold a virtual roundtable with RFK Jr. and Tulsi Gabbard today, which has now been canceled."The...

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**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\
**Post date:** [October 22, 2024, 9:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250/9089 "2024-10-22T21:45:30Z")

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> [@Odesio](#):
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> You think worker the fryer was bit much for him?

He keeps doing this. I have to seriously wonder if he is having medical problems that his campaign is being extremely careful to conceal.

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**Author:** ![dougrb](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/76d3ee/32.png) [@dougrb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dougrb)\
**Post date:** [October 22, 2024, 9:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250/9090 "2024-10-22T21:46:35Z")

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If you watch the video in post 9060 when he was getting his French Fry Certification Pin there’s piles of debris behind them. He probably helped clean up after the ceremony.

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**Author:** ![EinsteinsHund](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/einsteinshund/32/8400_2.png) [@EinsteinsHund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EinsteinsHund)\
**Post date:** [October 22, 2024, 9:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250/9091 "2024-10-22T21:49:00Z")

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> [@dougrb](#):
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> He probably helped clean up after the ceremony.

You know well that he has never cleaned up after anything he did or left behind in his life. He has his fixers.

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**Author:** ![Buck\_Godot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/buck_godot/32/6573_2.png) [@Buck\_Godot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Buck_Godot)\
**Post date:** [October 22, 2024, 10:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250/9092 "2024-10-22T22:24:29Z")

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> [@EinsteinsHund](#):
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> He has his fixers.

What? You think his fixers are there to take care of a problem he caused? No his fixers are there to cause other people problems. The problems he causes he just ignores and walks away from.

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**Post date:** [October 22, 2024, 10:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250/9093 "2024-10-22T22:27:24Z")

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> [@Buck\_Godot](#):
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> The problems he causes he just ignores and walks away from.

Remember when he was getting on a plane with an umbrella in his hand, got to the top of the stairs and couldn’t figure out how to get through the door with an open umbrella?

He just dropped it. That’s the amount of effort he puts into problem-solving.

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**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\
**Post date:** [October 22, 2024, 10:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250/9094 "2024-10-22T22:36:29Z")

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> [@Buck\_Godot](#):
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> What? You think his fixers are there to take care of a problem he caused?

Well, I’m sure that he has a team of ketchup wipers …

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**Author:** ![Euphonious\_Polemic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/euphonious_polemic/32/3002_2.png) [@Euphonious\_Polemic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Euphonious_Polemic)\
**Post date:** [October 22, 2024, 10:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250/9095 "2024-10-22T22:37:45Z")

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> [@Atamasama](#):
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> He keeps doing this. I have to seriously wonder if he is having medical problems that his campaign is being extremely careful to conceal.

The drug cocktail to keep him animated is complex.

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**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\
**Post date:** [October 22, 2024, 11:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250/9096 "2024-10-22T23:14:00Z")

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> [@Spoons](#):
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> I’m sure that he has a team of ketchup wipers …

Considering his lower digestive tract issues, that’s not the only substance they have to wipe for him.

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**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\
**Post date:** [October 22, 2024, 11:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250/9097 "2024-10-22T23:34:59Z")

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McDonald’s has an e.coli outbreak two days after they let Trump into the kitchen.

> **[E. coli Outbreak Linked to McDonald’s Quarter Pounders](https://www.cdc.gov/ecoli/outbreaks/e-coli-O157.html)**
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> Learn about a multistate outbreak of E. coli infections linked to burgers.

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**Post date:** [October 22, 2024, 11:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250/9098 "2024-10-22T23:36:28Z")

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Apparently the “shit gibbon” moniker is accurate.

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**Post date:** [October 22, 2024, 11:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250/9099 "2024-10-22T23:41:19Z")

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Good. Those ladies had their lives ruined by this asshole. I hope they get their due monetary compensation, seeing as how (especially in the Internet era) their reputations can never be fully restored.

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**Author:** ![not\_what\_you\_d\_expect](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/not_what_you_d_expect/32/3246_2.png) [@not\_what\_you\_d\_expect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/not_what_you_d_expect)\
**Post date:** [October 22, 2024, 11:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250/9100 "2024-10-22T23:41:41Z")

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Maybe this explains his “exhaustion” that has caused him to cancel interviews.

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**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\
**Post date:** [October 22, 2024, 11:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250/9101 "2024-10-22T23:49:21Z")

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Many people are saying he shit his diaper and didn’t wash his hands. That’s what I heard on television. The rules were you weren’t gonna fact check.

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