# A Perfectly Reasonable Amount of Schadenfreude about Things Happening to Trump & His Enablers (Part 2)

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**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Tags:** trump\
**Created:** [May 19, 2023, 3:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250 "2023-05-19T03:20:08Z")\
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**Author:** ![dougrb](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/76d3ee/32.png) [@dougrb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dougrb)\
**Post date:** [October 23, 2024, 1:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250/9102 "2024-10-23T01:12:58Z")

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> [@Love\_Rhombus](#):
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> [Giuliani must turn over Manhattan apartment, other valuables to election workers he defamed, judge says - CBS News](https://www.cbsnews.com/amp/news/rudy-giuliani-apartment-ruby-freeman-shaye-moss-georgia-election-workers/)

[This is what I’m hearing](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FHDwRECFL8M).

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**Author:** ![KarlGauss](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/karlgauss/32/3713_2.png) [@KarlGauss](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KarlGauss)\
**Post date:** [October 23, 2024, 1:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250/9103 "2024-10-23T01:38:32Z")

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Oh, it’s true - [NYT](https://www.nytimes.com/2024/10/22/us/politics/giuliani-defamation-forfeit-assets.html?unlocked_article_code=1.UE4.jVex.gcr9vC15tECn&smid=url-share) seems to think so. (gift link)

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**Author:** ![dasmoocher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/dbc845/32.png) [@dasmoocher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dasmoocher)\
**Post date:** [October 23, 2024, 2:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250/9104 "2024-10-23T02:05:01Z")

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Stormy Daniels: “Donald Trump is no Arnold Palmer.”

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [October 23, 2024, 3:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250/9105 "2024-10-23T03:22:10Z")

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We already knew Trump cheats at golf. Duh.

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**Author:** ![wguy123](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wguy123/32/3161_2.png) [@wguy123](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wguy123)\
**Post date:** [October 23, 2024, 3:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250/9106 "2024-10-23T03:32:25Z")

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> [@dasmoocher](#):
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> Stormy Daniels: “Donald Trump is no Arnold Palmer.”

Both in penile length and girth, but also fairway length. And lots of other stuff. I’ve never heard anyone order a Donnie Trump drink.

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**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\
**Post date:** [October 23, 2024, 3:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250/9107 "2024-10-23T03:36:18Z")

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> [@wguy123](#):
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> I’ve never heard anyone order a Donnie Trump drink.

It’s equal parts Diet Coke and orange Tang, garnished with a KFC extra crispy tender.

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**Author:** ![dougrb](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/76d3ee/32.png) [@dougrb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dougrb)\
**Post date:** [October 23, 2024, 3:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250/9108 "2024-10-23T03:40:12Z")

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That actually sounds pretty good.

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**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\
**Post date:** [October 23, 2024, 3:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250/9109 "2024-10-23T03:41:47Z")

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> <https://x.com/DRUDGE/status/1848904293803327633>

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**Author:** ![Roderick\_Femm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/roderick_femm/32/14875_2.png) [@Roderick\_Femm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Roderick_Femm)\
**Post date:** [October 23, 2024, 4:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250/9110 "2024-10-23T04:14:43Z")

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“Hilter?” Is that the way Trump actually wrote it?

If so, proof positive that he composed it himself, rather than some aide or flunky.

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**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\
**Post date:** [October 23, 2024, 4:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250/9111 "2024-10-23T04:16:45Z")

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> [@Roderick\_Femm](#):
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> “Hilter?”

I don’t like the sound of these boncentration bamps.

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**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\
**Post date:** [October 23, 2024, 4:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250/9112 "2024-10-23T04:17:04Z")

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> [@Roderick\_Femm](#):
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> “Hilter?” Is that the way Trump actually wrote it?

Nah, that’s what he said in front of former chief of staff John Kelly.

> **[Trump’s former chief of staff says he fits ‘fascist’ definition and prefers...](https://www.cnn.com/2024/10/22/politics/trump-fascist-john-kelly/index.html)**
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> John Kelly, the retired Marine general who was Donald Trump’s White House chief of staff, entered the 2024 fray in stunning fashion, saying the former president fits “into the general definition of fascist” and wanted the “kind of generals Hitler...

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**Post date:** [October 23, 2024, 4:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250/9113 "2024-10-23T04:17:40Z")

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> [@needscoffee](#):
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> Nah, that’s what he said in front of former chief of staff John Kelly.

I believe they were referencing Drudge’s typo.

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**Post date:** [October 23, 2024, 4:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250/9114 "2024-10-23T04:21:49Z")

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> [@Smapti](#):
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> I believe they were referencing Drudge’s typo

Right, I was trying to say that Trump never wrote it himself.

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**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\
**Post date:** [October 23, 2024, 4:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250/9115 "2024-10-23T04:27:29Z")

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> [@Smapti](#):
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> > [@wguy123](#):
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> > I’ve never heard anyone order a Donnie Trump drink.
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> It’s equal parts Diet Coke and orange Tang, garnished with a KFC extra crispy tender.

Served in a sippy cup.

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [October 23, 2024, 4:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250/9116 "2024-10-23T04:32:56Z")

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> [@Smapti](#):
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> > [@needscoffee](#):
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> > Nah, that’s what he said in front of former chief of staff John Kelly.
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> I believe they were referencing Drudge’s typo.

It’s also, I believe, a reference to [this _Monty Python_ sketch.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vlmGknvr_Pg)

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**Post date:** [October 23, 2024, 5:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250/9117 "2024-10-23T05:30:01Z")

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> [@Monty](#):
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> Served in a sippy cup.

Must drink with two hands. Two Tiny hands.

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**Post date:** [October 23, 2024, 11:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250/9118 "2024-10-23T11:43:33Z")

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> [@wguy123](#):
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> Both in penile length and girth, but also fairway length. And lots of other stuff.

But he’s got a foreskin he can wear like a scarf.

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**Post date:** [October 23, 2024, 11:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250/9119 "2024-10-23T11:48:20Z")

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> **[Trump accuses UK's Labour Party of 'foreign interference'](https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cdjej417009o)**
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> Labour activists volunteering in the US presidential election amounts to illegal "contributions", the complaint alleges.

This is all over the UK news today. All totally legal as long as they’re not being paid. But Trump is whining to the FEC like a little whining something or other.  
But asking Russia to hack emails was totally above board?

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**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\
**Post date:** [October 23, 2024, 1:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250/9120 "2024-10-23T13:10:59Z")

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> [@Odesio](#):
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> Tulsi Gabbard

In other news..

[https://www.nationalreview.com/news/tulsi-gabbard-joins-republican-party-the-party-of-common-sense/](https://www.nationalreview.com/news/tulsi-gabbard-joins-republican-party-the-party-of-common-sense/)

“Party of common sense!”  
🤣

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