# A Perfectly Reasonable Amount of Schadenfreude about Things Happening to Trump & His Enablers (Part 2) **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Tags:** trump\ **Created:** [May 19, 2023, 3:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250 "2023-05-19T03:20:08Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 459
**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2024, 5:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250/9162 "2024-10-26T17:35:10Z")
I will not apologize for laughing at this. ---
**Author:** ![Ann\_Hedonia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ann_hedonia/32/319_2.png) [@Ann\_Hedonia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ann_Hedonia)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2024, 6:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250/9163 "2024-10-26T18:41:29Z")
> [@scudsucker](#): > > > [@Shoeless](#): > > > > Wait, wasn’t Loomer bragging just a few months ago about giving Trump a BJ > > Perhaps she is mistaken, she could be recalling eating anchovie-stuffed green olives. > > Size, smell, colour etc check out. Or maybe she was thinking about the time she went to a pumpkin mushroom taffy pull. ---
**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2024, 8:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250/9164 "2024-10-26T20:21:57Z")
“My mistake, I was thinking of the cough drop I needed.” ---
**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2024, 6:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250/9165 "2024-10-27T06:39:09Z")
[The simple facts President Biden will never do this and the melon felon would show how unfit for office the felon is.](https://www.gocomics.com/doonesbury/2024/10/27) (The link goes to _Doonsbury_ on GoComics.) ---
**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2024, 6:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250/9166 "2024-10-27T06:50:42Z")
> [@Shoeless](#): > > Wait, wasn’t Loomer bragging just a few months ago about giving Trump a BJ while out on the campaign trail? I might regret this, but… cite? ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2024, 7:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250/9167 "2024-10-27T07:40:30Z")
I’d rather not have one, but I agree: cite? I don’t have to follow it, if one is posted, but I think this claim requires a cite. ---
**Author:** ![Shoeless](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/shoeless/32/7099_2.png) [@Shoeless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shoeless)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2024, 12:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250/9168 "2024-10-27T12:22:02Z")
Well, it’s something my wife told me she saw on her social media around the time of the Harris/Trump debate, when Loomer kept popping up everywhere with him. I asked her to find where she saw it and send me a link. If that doesn’t pan out, I withdraw my comment. ---
**Author:** ![Shoeless](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/shoeless/32/7099_2.png) [@Shoeless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shoeless)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2024, 12:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250/9169 "2024-10-27T12:41:28Z")
OK, my wife says she saw a post on reddit (which she can’t find now) where someone posted a tweet/X-crete from some right wing poster named Milo who said Loomer had been telling everyone in their circle about the BJ. It was shortly after this that she quit showing up around Trump. And this is apparently what Bill Maher was talking about which led to the lawsuit. So Loomer never said it publicly herself, just a friend of a friend of a friend… Sorry I mentioned it. ---
**Author:** ![Baal\_Houtham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/baal_houtham/32/13604_2.png) [@Baal\_Houtham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baal_Houtham)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2024, 12:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250/9170 "2024-10-27T12:47:00Z")
Loomer/Trump facts and rumors from Know Your Meme. > **[Who Is Laura Loomer, And What's With The Rumors That She And Donald Trump Are...](https://knowyourmeme.com/editorials/guides/who-is-laura-loomer-and-whats-with-the-rumors-that-she-and-donald-trump-are-having-an-affair-the-controversy-explained)** > > Republican Presidential candidate and former President Donald Trump has been seen cozying up to far-right conservative Laura Loomer, with onlookers gossiping about a possible affair. Here's how the rumor spread online. ---
**Author:** ![dasmoocher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/dbc845/32.png) [@dasmoocher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dasmoocher)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2024, 1:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250/9171 "2024-10-27T13:50:08Z")
> [@Shoeless](#): > > OK, my wife says she saw a post on reddit (which she can’t find now) where someone posted a tweet/X-crete from some right wing poster named Milo who said Loomer had been telling everyone in their circle about the BJ. This? [Laura Loomer says she gave Trump the best blowjob of his life](https://www.reddit.com/r/MarchAgainstTrump/comments/1fmukt4/laura_loomer_says_she_gave_trump_the_best_blowjob/) Since the MAGA bar for the standard of truth is apparently buried in the sand, I’ll quote Trump: Someone on TV reported it. QED. ---
**Author:** ![crowmanyclouds](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crowmanyclouds/32/19884_2.png) [@crowmanyclouds](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/crowmanyclouds)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2024, 3:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250/9172 "2024-10-27T15:04:18Z")
The best part of this, were it true, is that Laura would be deluded enough to think ol’ Donny two ~~scoops~~ strokes is telling the truth. ---
**Author:** ![Superdude](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/superdude/32/13450_2.png) [@Superdude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superdude)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2024, 3:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250/9173 "2024-10-27T15:58:34Z")
Don’t apologize. If you just start the sentence with “people are saying,” you’re gold. ---
**Author:** ![Odesio](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/odesio/32/20003_2.png) [@Odesio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Odesio)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2024, 4:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250/9174 "2024-10-27T16:39:32Z")
[https://www.politicalflare.com/2024/10/melanias-book-sales-plummet-even-further-south-and-compared-to-michelle-obamas-book-melania-is-a-humiliating-failure/](https://www.politicalflare.com/2024/10/melanias-book-sales-plummet-even-further-south-and-compared-to-michelle-obamas-book-melania-is-a-humiliating-failure/) Melania’s book isn’t selling very well. I wonder if it’s because the MAGA base aren’t made up of readers? ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2024, 5:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250/9175 "2024-10-27T17:35:24Z")
That same site also has [this suggestion that trump’s had a stroke.](https://www.politicalflare.com/2024/10/rumors-of-trump-having-a-stroke-reach-fever-pitch-after-hes-seen-walking-yet-again-with-a-pronounced-limp/) Given the clearly partisan bias of the writer, I’d withhold belief until/unless we see better evidence. Oh, and this item from his bio sketch at the bottom – “equations to determine the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow” – makes me wonder if he could possibly be a Doper. ---
**Author:** ![enipla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/54ee81/32.png) [@enipla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/enipla)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2024, 6:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250/9176 "2024-10-27T18:08:27Z")
> [@Odesio](#): > > Melania’s book isn’t selling very well. I wonder if it’s because the MAGA base aren’t made up of readers? I’ll just leave this here -They want pictures. Not thoughts. ---
**Author:** ![Superdude](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/superdude/32/13450_2.png) [@Superdude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superdude)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2024, 6:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250/9177 "2024-10-27T18:10:58Z")
Plus, I’m sure that many of the initial sales were done by the campaign, or on the orders of Trump himself (not that _he_ would ever pay for something like this), in order to artificially inflate the sales numbers. There’re probably thousands of copies sitting in a warehouse somewhere that have been “sold.” ---
**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2024, 8:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250/9178 "2024-10-27T20:21:37Z")
> [@Shoeless](#): > > OK, my wife says she saw a post on reddit (which she can’t find now) where someone posted a tweet/X-crete from some right wing poster named Milo who said Loomer had been telling everyone in their circle about the BJ. As comments on that Reddit post note, Milo “pedophile priests are a good thing actually because that’s how I learned to suck cock so good” Yiannopolis is far from a reliable source on anything. It’s certainly plausible that Loomer and Trump were having an affair, but I wouldn’t trust Milo to tell me the truth if he said the sky was blue. ---
**Author:** ![dougrb](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/76d3ee/32.png) [@dougrb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dougrb)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2024, 8:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250/9179 "2024-10-27T20:58:02Z")
> [@dasmoocher](#): > > Laura Loomer says she gave Trump the best blowjob of his life My dad used to say “The worst blow job I ever had was great” ---
**Author:** ![Pardel-Lux](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pardel-lux/32/20182_2.png) [@Pardel-Lux](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pardel-Lux)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2024, 1:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250/9180 "2024-10-28T13:41:47Z")
Stephen Yaxley-Lennon, aka Tommy Robinson, sentenced to 18 months in jail: > **[Tommy Robinson jailed for 18 months after admitting contempt of court](https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2024/oct/28/tommy-robinson-admits-contempt-of-court-over-false-claims-about-refugee)** > > Far-right activist whose real name is Stephen Yaxley-Lennon sentenced over false claims about refugee He repeated false accusations against a Syrian refugee, in breach of an injunction, in a movie that he was not supposed to show, but he did. He was being payed by Alex Jones for that movie. Pity that Mr. Jones is not visiting the UK anytime soon. ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2024, 2:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250/9181 "2024-10-28T14:12:18Z")
In this instance, a “perfectly reasonable amount of schadenfreude” is an enormous amount. Sadly he’ll likely get released early and gain credibility amongst his gammonati followers. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250.md?page=458) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250.md?page=460)