# A Perfectly Reasonable Amount of Schadenfreude about Things Happening to Trump & His Enablers (Part 2) **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Tags:** trump\ **Created:** [May 19, 2023, 3:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250 "2023-05-19T03:20:08Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 61
**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2023, 3:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250/1201 "2023-08-08T03:16:08Z")
> [@excavating\_for\_a\_mind](#): > > I’m not sure what Miami resort you are referring to. [https://www.trumphotels.com/miami](https://www.trumphotels.com/miami) It’s just down the road and around the corner from the dump site. https://maps.google.com/maps?ll=25.7987969,-80.3496998&z=15&output=embed&dg=ntvb ---
**Author:** ![dtilque](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/d6d6ee/32.png) [@dtilque](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dtilque)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2023, 3:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250/1202 "2023-08-08T03:48:38Z")
> [@Smapti](#): > > It’s just down the road and around the corner from the dump site. A note that the map section you showed does not actually show either Trump’s hotel or the dump site. The hotel is just off the top of the section and the dump site is just off the bottom. ---
**Author:** ![excavating\_for\_a\_mind](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/e8c25b/32.png) [@excavating\_for\_a\_mind](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/excavating_for_a_mind)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2023, 3:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250/1203 "2023-08-08T03:56:03Z")
So, the cars were found nowhere near Trumps residence, but Trump’s name is on a golf resort a few miles from where the cars were found. You are probably correct in that FoxNews would have a conniption if 32 cars (missing or not) turned up in a lake a few miles from Biden’s house. Just look at their reaction to the accidental death of Obama’s chef on Martha’s Vineyard. ---
**Author:** ![dtilque](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/d6d6ee/32.png) [@dtilque](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dtilque)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2023, 5:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250/1204 "2023-08-08T05:04:57Z")
> **[Judge dismisses Trump's defamation claim against E. Jean Carroll](https://www.reuters.com/legal/judge-dismisses-donald-trumps-defamation-claim-against-e-jean-carroll-2023-08-07/)** > > A U.S. judge on Monday dismissed Donald Trump's defamation counterclaim against the writer E. Jean Carroll, handing a fresh legal defeat to the former president as he seeks another White House term. Another one for Trump’s loss count. ---
**Author:** ![Akaj](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/akaj/32/145_2.png) [@Akaj](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Akaj)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2023, 4:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250/1205 "2023-08-08T16:23:20Z")
With all this talk about what kind of sentence Trump will get when he’s convicted, and where or how he’ll serve it, I just want to say **I don’t care** … as long as: - His public voice is 100% shut down – no more interviews, rallies, or social media posts. His ability to undermine democracy should be permanently revoked. - His business empire is reduced to ashes – all debts called, all shell companies, fake charities and PACs exposed and shut down, his name removed from all properties. Even if he someday walks free, he should be penniless. I know no court can guarantee either outcome. I just hope they follow as consequences of his convictions. ---
**Author:** ![Euphonious\_Polemic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/euphonious_polemic/32/3002_2.png) [@Euphonious\_Polemic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Euphonious_Polemic)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2023, 4:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250/1206 "2023-08-08T16:48:46Z")
> [@Smapti](#): > > Imagine the conniption the Fox News crowd would have if 32 missing cars turned up in a lake near Biden’s house. It would be headline news for three weeks. ---
**Author:** ![Akaj](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/akaj/32/145_2.png) [@Akaj](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Akaj)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2023, 4:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250/1207 "2023-08-08T16:59:15Z")
And now, put an old laptop in one of the cars’ trunks. The MAGAtosphere might experience perpetual orgasm. ---
**Author:** ![74westy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/74westy/32/3950_2.png) [@74westy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/74westy)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2023, 5:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250/1208 "2023-08-08T17:08:05Z")
If it lasts more than 4 hours call your doctor. ---
**Author:** ![sciurophobic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/cab0a1/32.png) [@sciurophobic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sciurophobic)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2023, 5:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250/1209 "2023-08-08T17:47:38Z")
> [@Akaj](#): > > His business empire is reduced to ashes – all debts called, all shell companies, fake charities and PACs exposed and shut down, his name removed from all properties. Even if he someday walks free, he should be penniless. I also want rights to the Trump name sold to whoever promises to sell Trump toilet paper, adult diapers, enemas, catheters, kitty litter, and so on. ---
**Author:** ![Civil\_Guy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/d78d45/32.png) [@Civil\_Guy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Civil_Guy)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2023, 5:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250/1210 "2023-08-08T17:52:13Z")
No! Those are precisely the kinds of products I want to be able to trust! ---
**Author:** ![Euphonious\_Polemic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/euphonious_polemic/32/3002_2.png) [@Euphonious\_Polemic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Euphonious_Polemic)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2023, 6:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250/1211 "2023-08-08T18:19:27Z")
Trump urinal soap. With a picture. ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2023, 6:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250/1212 "2023-08-08T18:49:40Z")
[Trump urinal screens.](https://www.amazon.com/Fairly-Odd-Novelties-Donald-Restroom/dp/B07NX8ZVJF) ---
**Author:** ![Steve\_MB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/steve_mb/32/5339_2.png) [@Steve\_MB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Steve_MB)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2023, 9:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250/1213 "2023-08-08T21:35:47Z")
Trump kitty litter? No way; my cats have standards, and I don’t want them to start refusing to set foot in the box. ---
**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2023, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250/1214 "2023-08-08T21:37:25Z")
> [@Steve\_MB](#): > > Trump kitty litter? It’s orange, and when peed on the litter does not change color but rather gives out a sound of pleasure. ---
**Author:** ![Pardel-Lux](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pardel-lux/32/20182_2.png) [@Pardel-Lux](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pardel-Lux)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2023, 9:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250/1215 "2023-08-08T21:49:44Z")
Nice! I havent [linked](https://schumanchu.eu/html/l/l_00112urinal.html) to one of my drawings for some time, this is the right moment. ---
**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2023, 11:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250/1216 "2023-08-09T11:40:36Z")
> [@Euphonious\_Polemic](#): > > > [@Smapti](#): > > > > Imagine the conniption the Fox News crowd would have if 32 missing cars turned up in a lake near Biden’s house. > > It would be headline news for three weeks. Three _decades_. > [@Akaj](#): > > MAGAtosphere I’m sorry, but calling those morons ~sphere is giving them too much credit for intelligence. That’s why I’ve taken to calling them the _magatoflatearth_. ---
**Author:** ![Akaj](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/akaj/32/145_2.png) [@Akaj](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Akaj)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2023, 1:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250/1217 "2023-08-09T13:11:12Z")
> [@Monty](#): > > > [@Akaj](#): > > > > MAGAtosphere > > I’m sorry, but calling those morons ~sphere is giving them too much credit for intelligence. That’s why I’ve taken to calling them the _magatoflatearth_. Maybe MAGAtinfestation? It’s a little awkward, but offers more visual impact. ---
**Author:** ![LSLGuy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lslguy/32/5813_2.png) [@LSLGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LSLGuy)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2023, 3:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250/1218 "2023-08-09T15:18:50Z")
MAGAtplague. Same idea but easier to say. ---
**Author:** ![MindsEye\_Watering](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mindseye_watering/32/3619_2.png) [@MindsEye\_Watering](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MindsEye_Watering)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2023, 3:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250/1219 "2023-08-09T15:39:04Z")
I’m still partial to MAGAtrash and MAGAfilth. Packs a bit more invective I think. ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_Bravo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_bravo/32/493_2.png) [@Johnny\_Bravo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_Bravo)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2023, 8:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250/1220 "2023-08-09T20:25:44Z")
Trump is ranting that the J6 committee illegally destroyed all their records to keep him from finding out… Stuff? Anyone know the kernel of truth he’s surrounding with all this shit? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250.md?page=60) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250.md?page=62)