# A Perfectly Reasonable Amount of Schadenfreude about Things Happening to Trump & His Enablers (Part 3) **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Tags:** trump\ **Created:** [January 20, 2025, 7:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-3/1013175 "2025-01-20T19:23:33Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 107
**Author:** ![enipla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/54ee81/32.png) [@enipla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/enipla)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2025, 7:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-3/1013175/2121 "2025-12-01T19:36:36Z")
It is the economy, but we should be ok. The obvious treason, rape, bigotry and racism is more of a problem for me. Actually, the rape is worse than all the other stuff. We know what you are Donald. It cannot be hidden. Starting a war to hide your pedophilia, and killing thousands? Levinworth. Now. ---
**Author:** ![smithsb](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smithsb/32/12107_2.png) [@smithsb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/smithsb)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2025, 9:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-3/1013175/2122 "2025-12-01T21:24:24Z")
Leavenworth, but I’m leaning towards Alcatraz. They only have to renovate one room. ---
**Author:** ![Procrustus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/procrustus/32/2994_2.png) [@Procrustus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Procrustus)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2025, 9:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-3/1013175/2123 "2025-12-01T21:54:45Z")
> [@smithsb](#): > > but I’m leaning towards Alcatraz. They only have to renovate one room. Was that just talk, or are they really doing renovations? ---
**Author:** ![enipla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/54ee81/32.png) [@enipla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/enipla)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2025, 9:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-3/1013175/2124 "2025-12-01T21:56:29Z")
Right. Never been there 😎 Could we bomb him with McD’s hamberders? No need for kitchen staff. ---
**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2025, 10:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-3/1013175/2125 "2025-12-01T22:11:48Z")
> [@Procrustus](#): > > Was that just talk, or are they really doing renovations? It’s talk so far. They made a show of taking it seriously, enough that a couple of officials toured the site last July, but I don’t think it has gone much past Trump talking about it. ---
**Author:** ![Toxgoddess](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/f08c70/32.png) [@Toxgoddess](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Toxgoddess)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2025, 11:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-3/1013175/2126 "2025-12-01T23:37:48Z")
Tours of Alcatraz are extremely popular. The annual income the National Park Service gets from Alcatraz tourism is a net gain and converting back to a prison, which would cost money to run would be a net loss… Oh, geez, what am I saying? National park! Trump hates those and is doing his level best to ruin them. Alcatraz being a park is a reason **for** destroying it in its current form, in his mind, regardless of whether that makes any sense, fiscal or otherwise. ---
**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2025, 11:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-3/1013175/2127 "2025-12-01T23:42:54Z")
> [@Toxgoddess](#): > > Tours of Alcatraz are extremely popular. The annual income the National Park Service gets from Alcatraz tourism is a net gain and converting back to a prison, which would cost money to run would be a net loss… I found this article when trying to find out if any real progress has been made on turning Alcatraz back into a functioning prison. > **[Could Trump’s plan for Alcatraz end this Indigenous Thanksgiving tradition?](https://www.aljazeera.com/news/longform/2025/11/27/could-trumps-plan-for-alcatraz-end-this-indigenous-thanksgiving-tradition)** > > Donald Trump is planning an 'enlarged and rebuilt' Alcatraz prison. But Indigenous activists fear for their ceremonies. I thought it was very interesting. ---
**Author:** ![Jack\_Batty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jack_batty/32/3201_2.png) [@Jack\_Batty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Batty)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2025, 2:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-3/1013175/2128 "2025-12-02T02:30:49Z")
Obligatory… [![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/ah7mS9H_TOM/maxresdefault.jpg "Alcatraz Through Vicky's Eyes - So I Married an Axe Murderer (4/8) Movie CLIP (1993) HD") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ah7mS9H_TOM&t=72) ---
**Author:** ![Pleonast](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pleonast/32/1183_2.png) [@Pleonast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pleonast)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2025, 3:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-3/1013175/2129 "2025-12-02T03:44:58Z")
> [@smithsb](#): > > Leavenworth, but I’m leaning towards Alcatraz. > [@Toxgoddess](#): > > Tours of Alcatraz are extremely popular. Why not both? I’d pay to view Trump in prison. ---
**Author:** ![not\_what\_you\_d\_expect](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/not_what_you_d_expect/32/3246_2.png) [@not\_what\_you\_d\_expect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/not_what_you_d_expect)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2025, 12:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-3/1013175/2130 "2025-12-02T12:26:09Z")
I think Alligator Alcatraz is a good option for him. I can not tell you how badly I want someone to punch him in his fat mouth the next time he calls a female stupid or piggy. How low we have fallen that we put up with this. It feels like la la land. ---
**Author:** ![Railer13](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/railer13/32/9742_2.png) [@Railer13](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Railer13)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2025, 12:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-3/1013175/2131 "2025-12-02T12:36:12Z")
Costco wants its money back. > **[Costco sues Trump administration for 'full refund' of tariffs](https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c3r78peyzzlo)** > > Two lower courts have already ruled against President Trump's use of emergency powers to impose tariffs. ---
**Author:** ![Shoeless](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/shoeless/32/7099_2.png) [@Shoeless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shoeless)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2025, 12:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-3/1013175/2132 "2025-12-02T12:58:21Z")
Not Leavenworth. (I don’t want that asshole living 30 miles from me!) Not Alcatraz. Ship him off to Gitmo. Isn’t that where we keep all the other terrorists who are too dangerous to be on American soil? ---
**Author:** ![Cervaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cervaise/32/16693_2.png) [@Cervaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cervaise)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2025, 2:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-3/1013175/2133 "2025-12-02T14:06:45Z")
Maybe Musk can take him along to Mars. ---
**Author:** ![Ike\_Witt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ike_witt/32/283_2.png) [@Ike\_Witt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ike_Witt)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2025, 2:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-3/1013175/2134 "2025-12-02T14:12:48Z")
Just pillory him in Times Square. I do think that he misses New York. ---
**Author:** ![enipla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/54ee81/32.png) [@enipla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/enipla)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2025, 2:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-3/1013175/2135 "2025-12-02T14:35:38Z")
> [@Toxgoddess](#): > > them. Alcatraz being a park is a reason **for** destroying it in its current form, in his mind, regardless of whether that makes any sense, fiscal or otherwise. He’s welcome to have it. All to himself. ---
**Author:** ![Cervaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cervaise/32/16693_2.png) [@Cervaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cervaise)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2025, 8:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-3/1013175/2136 "2025-12-02T20:16:55Z")
> **[Kristi Noem Shocked to Find Holocaust Memorial Museum Not Celebratory](https://thehardtimes.net/culture/kristi-noem-shocked-to-find-holocaust-memorial-museum-not-celebratory/)** > > DHS Secretary Kristi Noem was left shocked and confused after her visit to the U.S. Holocaust Memorial Museum upon discovering the exhibits were not meant to celebrate the actions of the Nazis. This is 🔥 as the kids say ---
**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2025, 9:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-3/1013175/2137 "2025-12-02T21:05:27Z")
Lest anyone be confused, it’s a satire site mocking Noem. ---
**Author:** ![EinsteinsHund](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/einsteinshund/32/8400_2.png) [@EinsteinsHund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EinsteinsHund)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2025, 9:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-3/1013175/2138 "2025-12-02T21:27:47Z")
It’s sad that such a disclaimer is necessary, but those are the times we live in. ---
**Author:** ![enipla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/54ee81/32.png) [@enipla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/enipla)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2025, 11:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-3/1013175/2139 "2025-12-02T23:06:05Z")
Never mind. ---
**Author:** ![enipla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/54ee81/32.png) [@enipla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/enipla)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2025, 11:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-3/1013175/2140 "2025-12-02T23:07:23Z")
> [@Atamasama](#): > > Lest anyone be confused, it’s a satire site mocking Noem. I was confused. But it’s totally believable. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-3/1013175.md?page=106) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-3/1013175.md?page=108)