# A Perfectly Reasonable Amount of Schadenfreude about Things Happening to Trump & His Enablers (Part 3)

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**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Tags:** trump\
**Created:** [January 20, 2025, 7:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-3/1013175 "2025-01-20T19:23:33Z")\
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**Author:** ![enipla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/54ee81/32.png) [@enipla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/enipla)\
**Post date:** [December 8, 2025, 11:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-3/1013175/2221 "2025-12-08T23:22:30Z")

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> [@smithsb](#):
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> She’ll take on a Reich House personal assistant position.

Even Melania knows what that position will be. (somebody had to say it)

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**Author:** ![dougrb](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/76d3ee/32.png) [@dougrb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dougrb)\
**Post date:** [December 9, 2025, 12:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-3/1013175/2222 "2025-12-09T00:00:12Z")

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> [@Yllaria](#):
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> Wasn’t she a legally appointed temp for a short amount of time? It’s just that the time has expired.

> [@The Trump Administration: The Clusterfuck Continues (Part 2)](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-the-clusterfuck-continues-part-2/1025298/260):
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> [MeidasTouch (17 minutes but the point is made in 2)](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Od0y6Xbhe-8) Trump’s top federal prosecutors have been fired by federal district court judges and yet they refuse to leave their positions and keep pretending they still hold the job which is harming all their cases.

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**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\
**Post date:** [December 10, 2025, 8:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-3/1013175/2223 "2025-12-10T20:40:04Z")

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In the “Leopards eating each other’s faces department,” Loony Laura Loomer tagged ICE and called for Milo Yiannopoulos’ deportation.

> **[Laura Loomer calls for Milo Yiannopoulos’ deportation, branding him an...](https://www.primetimer.com/news/laura-loomer-calls-for-milo-yiannopoulos-deportation-branding-him-an-illegal-alien-who-is-living-with-former-american-apparel-ceo-dov-charney)**
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> Laura Loomer tagged ICE in a tweet and called for Milo Yiannopoulos’ deportation.

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**Author:** ![enipla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/54ee81/32.png) [@enipla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/enipla)\
**Post date:** [December 10, 2025, 9:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-3/1013175/2224 "2025-12-10T21:16:04Z")

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No idea who Laura Loomer is talking about or why she is attacking… him? I guess him.

Did he speak the truth about something?

Just looked into her bio, just another right wing nut case.

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**Author:** ![crowmanyclouds](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crowmanyclouds/32/19884_2.png) [@crowmanyclouds](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/crowmanyclouds)\
**Post date:** [December 10, 2025, 9:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-3/1013175/2225 "2025-12-10T21:26:38Z")

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> [@enipla](#):
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> No idea who Laura Loomer is talking about or why she is attacking… him?

[![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/-jOnXjSNIiw/maxresdefault.jpg "Right-Wing EATS ITSELF Over Gay Rumors") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-jOnXjSNIiw)

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**Author:** ![enipla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/54ee81/32.png) [@enipla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/enipla)\
**Post date:** [December 10, 2025, 9:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-3/1013175/2226 "2025-12-10T21:40:01Z")

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Good god, I’m backing George Santos on that clip.

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**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\
**Post date:** [December 10, 2025, 10:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-3/1013175/2227 "2025-12-10T22:27:13Z")

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Milo is quite amazing in the sense that even among all the horrible shit the right has been up to lately, he somehow stands out.

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**Author:** ![Superdude](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/superdude/32/13450_2.png) [@Superdude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superdude)\
**Post date:** [December 10, 2025, 10:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-3/1013175/2228 "2025-12-10T22:38:21Z")

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> [@Pleonast](#):
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> Is it actually possible to resign from a position you never had?
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> I hereby resign the Presidency of the United States.

And I withdraw my name from being eligible for the upcoming NFL draft.

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**Author:** ![enipla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/54ee81/32.png) [@enipla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/enipla)\
**Post date:** [December 10, 2025, 10:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-3/1013175/2229 "2025-12-10T22:58:05Z")

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> [@Superdude](#):
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> And I withdraw my name from being eligible for the upcoming NFL draft.

Buy a uniform, and walk out on the field. That’s what the GOP does, and they all seem to… make money from it.

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**Author:** ![JohnT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnt/32/15048_2.png) [@JohnT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnT)\
**Post date:** [December 10, 2025, 11:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-3/1013175/2230 "2025-12-10T23:19:37Z")

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Getting ahead of the rumors here: I have no interest in the Alabama football head coaching job. Please, let’s turn the discussion to something useful and more relevant.

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**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\
**Post date:** [December 11, 2025, 1:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-3/1013175/2231 "2025-12-11T01:45:55Z")

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I have decided to withdraw my nomination for Pentagon spokesbot to spend more time with my cats.

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**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\
**Post date:** [December 11, 2025, 2:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-3/1013175/2232 "2025-12-11T02:22:33Z")

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I’m withdrawing my candidacy for Miss Universe.

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**Author:** ![Maserschmidt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/maserschmidt/32/18829_2.png) [@Maserschmidt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Maserschmidt)\
**Post date:** [December 11, 2025, 2:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-3/1013175/2233 "2025-12-11T02:37:22Z")

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> [@EddyTeddyFreddy](#):
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> I have decided to withdraw my nomination for Pentagon spokesbot to spend more time with my cats.

But are your cats actually good with this outcome?

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**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\
**Post date:** [December 11, 2025, 2:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-3/1013175/2234 "2025-12-11T02:40:51Z")

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As long as the food keeps coming.

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**Author:** ![Jack\_Batty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jack_batty/32/3201_2.png) [@Jack\_Batty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Batty)\
**Post date:** [December 11, 2025, 4:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-3/1013175/2235 "2025-12-11T04:44:04Z")

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I’m hereby announcing my candidacy for all the shit you guys are withdrawing from.

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**Author:** ![dtilque](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/d6d6ee/32.png) [@dtilque](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dtilque)\
**Post date:** [December 11, 2025, 6:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-3/1013175/2236 "2025-12-11T06:43:38Z")

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> [@Jack\_Batty](#):
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> I’m hereby announcing my candidacy for all the shit you guys are withdrawing from

You have my vote for Miss Universe…

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**Author:** ![Kimstu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ecd19e/32.png) [@Kimstu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kimstu)\
**Post date:** [December 11, 2025, 12:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-3/1013175/2237 "2025-12-11T12:17:16Z")

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> [@Der\_Trihs](#):
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> Under modern American hypercapitalism every penny is pinched so that _everything_ becomes more and more flimsy, poorly made and utilitarian.

Remember when we used to pity the Soviets for having to put up with such shoddy inferior goods that their inhumane economic system inflicted on them?

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**Author:** ![JohnT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnt/32/15048_2.png) [@JohnT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnT)\
**Post date:** [December 11, 2025, 1:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-3/1013175/2238 "2025-12-11T13:49:16Z")

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> [@Kimstu](#):
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> Remember when we used to pity the Soviets for having to put up with such shoddy inferior goods that their inhumane economic system inflicted on them?

Feel free to still pity them. Their stuff _sucked_. Clothes with different-sized arms and legs, produced and distributed in the tens-of-thousands. Television sets so fragile that anyone who bought one had to become their own TV repair technician because the idea of getting the thing fixed by a professional… or waiting another 2 years to purchase one… was neither possible nor desirable. Chocolate covered cherries being considered a luxurious rarity because the stores would either have chocolate _or_ cherries _but neither_ both at the same time (if they had these things at all, which was most common). Shit-assed automobiles which needed repairing before their first drive.

The list goes on and on and on. Complain about the US all you want, but even at our worst we were always light-years ahead of Russia/the Soviet Union in the creation of manufactured goods.

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**Author:** ![Kimstu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ecd19e/32.png) [@Kimstu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kimstu)\
**Post date:** [December 11, 2025, 5:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-3/1013175/2239 "2025-12-11T17:40:52Z")

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Sure, but as you note, that’s a pretty low bar.

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**Author:** ![enipla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/54ee81/32.png) [@enipla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/enipla)\
**Post date:** [December 11, 2025, 5:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-3/1013175/2240 "2025-12-11T17:44:57Z")

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> [@JohnT](#):
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> Television sets so fragile that anyone who bought one had to become their own TV repair technician because the idea of getting the thing fixed by a professional

Haven’t they been stealing washing machines from Ukraine during this war?

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