# A Perfectly Reasonable Amount of Schadenfreude about Things Happening to Trump & His Enablers (Part 3) **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Tags:** trump\ **Created:** [January 20, 2025, 7:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-3/1013175 "2025-01-20T19:23:33Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 183
**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2026, 9:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-3/1013175/3642 "2026-05-04T21:47:22Z")
> [@Andy\_L](#): > > And the cards seem to be very large Or they just look big in those tiny little hands. ---
**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2026, 9:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-3/1013175/3643 "2026-05-04T21:58:08Z")
> [@Gatopescado](#): > > Or they just look big in those tiny little hands. This, it’s dissing his hand size, something he is infamously insecure about. I missed that, yeah. The meme is 100% trolling Trump on many levels. Whoever made it is a genius. ---
**Author:** ![Love\_Rhombus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/love_rhombus/32/10694_2.png) [@Love\_Rhombus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Love_Rhombus)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2026, 10:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-3/1013175/3644 "2026-05-05T22:21:06Z")
Yet another update about the mythical Trump phones. So sad… > **[Gold Trump Phone Scam Victim Shares Warning to MAGA Community After Sinking...](https://www.ibtimes.co.uk/trump-mobile-t1-phone-controversy-1795258)** > > Trump Mobile's T1 phone launch, announced in June 2025, faces backlash due to billing issues, unfulfilled promises, and potential deceptive practices, prompting calls for an FTC investigation. ---
**Author:** ![Odesio](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/odesio/32/20003_2.png) [@Odesio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Odesio)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2026, 1:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-3/1013175/3645 "2026-05-06T01:07:51Z")
> [@Love\_Rhombus](#): > > Yet another update about the mythical Trump phones. So sad… > > [Gold Trump Phone Scam Victim Shares Warning to MAGA Community After Sinking Savings Into Brand That Never Arrived | IBTimes UK](https://www.ibtimes.co.uk/trump-mobile-t1-phone-controversy-1795258) An FTC investigation? That’s hilarious. ---
**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2026, 1:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-3/1013175/3646 "2026-05-06T01:44:44Z")
> [@Odesio](#): > > An FTC investigation? Chief Investigator John Barron has concluded his investigation, and his report states that the phones are a great deal, the best he’s ever seen, and any rumors of a scam are RADICAL LEFT lies, and everyone should buy a Trump Phone now while they can. And they’ll be released in two weeks. ---
**Author:** ![Kron](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kron/32/12444_2.png) [@Kron](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kron)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2026, 4:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-3/1013175/3647 "2026-05-06T04:09:57Z")
THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER. fuck off discourse ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2026, 10:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-3/1013175/3648 "2026-05-06T10:13:45Z")
Something entirely trivial, but: at the White Hosue physical fitness event today, Trump takes the kids outside to show off his putting skills. He of course misses all his putts. [![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/iWqf6_Sumbw/maxresdefault.jpg "Trump MISSES Easy Putts in Front of Kids? Awkward Golf Moment on White House Lawn Goes Viral") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iWqf6_Sumbw) ---
**Author:** ![pjd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pjd/32/3009_2.png) [@pjd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pjd)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2026, 10:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-3/1013175/3649 "2026-05-06T10:46:31Z")
Where were the obsequious sycophantic toadies who are normally there to put the balls in the hole for him ? ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2026, 10:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-3/1013175/3650 "2026-05-06T10:47:02Z")
Too many cameras and witnesses ---
**Author:** ![ShadowFacts](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/shadowfacts/32/2934_2.png) [@ShadowFacts](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShadowFacts)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2026, 1:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-3/1013175/3651 "2026-05-06T13:47:01Z")
> [@pjd](#): > > Where were the obsequious sycophantic toadies who are normally > there to put the balls in the hole for him ? You mean Melania? ---
**Author:** ![Tatterdemalion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/43a26b/32.png) [@Tatterdemalion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tatterdemalion)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2026, 3:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-3/1013175/3652 "2026-05-06T15:24:28Z")
I don’t think she’s taken on that duty for over 20 years. How old is Barron? ---
**Author:** ![kenobi\_65](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kenobi_65/32/13178_2.png) [@kenobi\_65](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kenobi_65)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2026, 3:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-3/1013175/3653 "2026-05-06T15:34:32Z")
> [@Tatterdemalion](#): > > How old is Barron? 20, born in March of 2006. ---
**Author:** ![Shoeless](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/shoeless/32/7099_2.png) [@Shoeless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shoeless)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2026, 3:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-3/1013175/3654 "2026-05-06T15:41:45Z")
> [@Gyrate](#): > > Too many cameras and witnesses Actually, _not enough_ cameras. Looks like there was only one and everyone was standing in front of it. I couldn’t even tell where the hole was until Trump’s third putt. Why not put the camera where you can see the hole? Also it didn’t look to me like either of the guys in golf clothes sank one either. ---
**Author:** ![DesertDog](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/desertdog/32/11503_2.png) [@DesertDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DesertDog)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2026, 3:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-3/1013175/3655 "2026-05-06T15:54:07Z")
Well, of course. Their attempts were after Da Capo missed his so they dare not sink one when he couldn’t. Have there been any estimates on what his handicap is without any cheating? ---
**Author:** ![Euphonious\_Polemic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/euphonious_polemic/32/3002_2.png) [@Euphonious\_Polemic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Euphonious_Polemic)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2026, 4:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-3/1013175/3656 "2026-05-06T16:50:04Z")
His handicap is the increasingly obvious dementia. ---
**Author:** ![Pardel-Lux](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pardel-lux/32/20182_2.png) [@Pardel-Lux](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pardel-Lux)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2026, 5:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-3/1013175/3657 "2026-05-06T17:26:46Z")
> [@DesertDog](#): > > Have there been any estimates on what his handicap is without any cheating? No, but reliable sources say that his IQ used to be 88 before decline set in. ---
**Author:** ![Great\_Antibob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e47c2d/32.png) [@Great\_Antibob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Great_Antibob)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2026, 5:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-3/1013175/3658 "2026-05-06T17:30:54Z")
> [@DesertDog](#): > > Have there been any estimates on what his handicap is without any cheating? Nope But he’s pushing 80. Even if he didn’t cheat, it wouldn’t be in the single digits regardless, much less the 3 (or thereabouts) he claims. He’s be lucky to have one in the 30s at his age and condition. In his younger days, I’d be shocked if it was ever legitimately under 20, though. I think Gary Player still barely has a single digit handicap or close to it somehow at age 90, but not everybody can be a generationally great golfer. ---
**Author:** ![iamatractorboy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/iamatractorboy/32/21261_2.png) [@iamatractorboy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iamatractorboy)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2026, 5:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-3/1013175/3659 "2026-05-06T17:34:18Z")
> [@DesertDog](#): > > Their attempts were after Da Capo missed his so they dare not sink one when he couldn’t. Anyone else think Trump’s lackeys usually have to do something like this? [![](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/s6oDkDCyOqY/hqdefault.jpg "You're not a god, Homer") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s6oDkDCyOqY&t=44) ---
**Author:** ![Shoeless](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/shoeless/32/7099_2.png) [@Shoeless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shoeless)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2026, 6:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-3/1013175/3660 "2026-05-06T18:30:58Z")
> [@Euphonious\_Polemic](#): > > His handicap is the increasingly obvious dementia. I was going to say it’s the fifty extra pounds of body fat. ---
**Author:** ![Mollie\_Magill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mollie_magill/32/20882_2.png) [@Mollie\_Magill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mollie_Magill)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2026, 6:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-3/1013175/3661 "2026-05-06T18:49:56Z")
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