# A Perfectly Reasonable Amount of Schadenfreude about Things Happening to Trump & His Enablers (Part 3)

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**Created:** [January 20, 2025, 7:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-3/1013175 "2025-01-20T19:23:33Z")\
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**Author:** ![Great\_Antibob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e47c2d/32.png) [@Great\_Antibob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Great_Antibob)\
**Post date:** [February 18, 2025, 7:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-3/1013175/361 "2025-02-18T19:12:54Z")

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Whew… I was going to ask for a link to the video. I would have loved to have seen that.

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**Author:** ![Guest-starring\_Id](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guest-starring_id/32/21736_2.png) [@Guest-starring\_Id](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guest-starring_Id)\
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And to hopefully put a cap on this John/Paul thing…  
From wiki:

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> [John] criticized it as being **too lighthearted and commercial** , contrasting with the more serious and experimental direction he preferred for the band at the time. Lennon reportedly referred to the song as ``granny music’’ and felt it didn’t align with the artistic vision he had for the Beatles

Almost as granny-ish as “All Across the Universe”, John?

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\
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[‘Privately expressing alarm’: Report claims Trump admin letter freaks out some in GOP](https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/privately-expressing-alarm-report-claims-trump-admin-letter-freaks-out-some-in-gop/ar-AA1zi75o)

- Rep. Mike Simpson (R-ID) is worried about the impacts on Idaho’s many National Parks.
- Sen. Jerry Moran (R-KS) is worried about impacts to farmers.
- Sen. Bill Cassidy (R-LA) praised Elon Musk earlier this month, but now he’s criticising the potential firings of probationary FBI agents in his state.
- Sen. Lisa Murkowski ‘warned that the administration’s civil-servant culling could hurt energy projects and wildfire management in Alaska.’
- Many Republican lawmakers publicly praising Musk are being bombarded with anger from constituents.

😂

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [February 18, 2025, 11:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-3/1013175/364 "2025-02-18T23:25:29Z")

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> [@Guest-starring\_Id](#):
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> Almost as granny-ish as “All Across the Universe”, John?

John is the last Beatle I would have thought had written that song. Okay, the style isn’t very Ringo-y, but it is unapologetically and uncomplicatedly mystical like George and initially breezy-seeming like Paul.

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**Author:** ![Railer13](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/railer13/32/9742_2.png) [@Railer13](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Railer13)\
**Post date:** [February 18, 2025, 11:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-3/1013175/365 "2025-02-18T23:37:07Z")

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> [@Johnny\_L.A](#):
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> Sen. Jerry Moran (R-KS) is worried about impacts to farmers.

Moran, to his credit, pointed out that $340 million in food grown in the United States was sitting at domestic ports awaiting delivery to locations around the world where people were starving. This is under the auspices of the Food for Peace Program, part of USAID.

His solution? Move that program to the Department of Agriculture. Because, you know, it will be a LOT cheaper if you just move it to another department.

> **[Sen. Moran takes FFP proposal to Senate floor](https://www.gbtribune.com/news/local-news/sen-moran-takes-ffp-proposal-to-senate-floor/)**
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> WASHINGTON D.C. — On the afternoon of Thursday Feb. 13, Sen. Jerry Moran (R-Kan) took his message to the Senate floor about legislation he has helped introduce to move the Food For Peace program from the beleaguered USAID agency to the U.S....

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**Author:** ![Alessan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alessan/32/465_2.png) [@Alessan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alessan)\
**Post date:** [February 18, 2025, 11:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-3/1013175/366 "2025-02-18T23:39:28Z")

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> [@Ludovic](#):
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> but it is unapologetically and uncomplicatedly mystical like George

Remember that John also wrote “Tomorrow Never Knows.”

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**Author:** ![wguy123](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wguy123/32/3161_2.png) [@wguy123](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wguy123)\
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The highest echelons of leopards are getting their faces eaten. Boo fuck hoo.

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**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\
**Post date:** [February 19, 2025, 3:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-3/1013175/368 "2025-02-19T03:02:50Z")

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> [@Princhester](#):
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> No doubt you have the cash to throw around to do that, and will shortly be donating an appropriate equivalent amount “to a charity that helps someone Elon hates" in solidarity with those of whom you make equivalent demands.

Well, he _is_ part-owner of a supermarket chain…

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\
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Not sure where to put this, so I’ll put it here. Also, it’s from 2013; not recent. Still we need more letter like this to go out.

> **[Take that! Alan Simpson](https://boilermakers.org/news/from_the_edge/take_that_alan_simpson)**
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> School teacher rips retired Montana senator Smarting from Alan Simpson’s vulgar and idiotic remarks concerning social benefits back in 2010, a retired Montana school teacher, Patty Myers, posted a zinger of a response that has made the rounds across...

> ### “Hey Alan, let’s get a few things straight!!!”
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> _by Patty Myers_
> 
> 1. As a career politician, you have been on the public dole (tit) for FIFTY YEARS.
> 2. I have been paying Social Security taxes for 48 YEARS (since I was 15 years old. I am now 63).
> 3. My Social Security payments, and those of millions of other Americans, were safely tucked away in an interest bearing account for decades until you political pukes decided to raid the account and give OUR money to a bunch of zero losers in return for votes, thus bankrupting the system and turning Social Security into a Ponzi scheme that would make Bernie Madoff proud.
> 4. Recently, just like Lucy & Charlie Brown, you and “your ilk” pulled the proverbial football away from millions of American seniors nearing retirement and moved the goalposts for full retirement from age 65 to age 67. NOW, you and your “shill commission” are proposing to move the goalposts YET AGAIN.
> 5. I, and millions of other Americans, have been paying into Medicare from Day One, and now “you morons” propose to change the rules of the game. Why? Because “you idiots” mismanaged other parts of the economy to such an extent that you need to steal our money from Medicare to pay the bills.
> 6. I, and millions of other Americans, have been paying income taxes our entire lives, and now you propose to increase our taxes yet again. Why? Because you “incompetent bastards” spent our money so profligately that you just kept on spending even after you ran out of money. Now, you come to the American taxpayers and say you need more to pay off YOUR debt.
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> To add insult to injury, you label us “greedy” for calling “bullshit” to your incompetence. Well, Captain Bullshit, I have a few questions for YOU:
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> 1. How much money have you earned from the American taxpayers during your pathetic 50-year political career?
> 2. At what age did you retire from your pathetic political career, and how much are you receiving in annual retirement benefits from the American taxpayers?
> 3. How much do you pay for YOUR government provided health insurance?
> 4. What cuts in YOUR retirement and healthcare benefits are you proposing in your disgusting deficit reduction proposal, or as usual, have you exempted yourself and your political cronies?
> 
> It is you, Captain Bullshit, and your political co-conspirators called Congress who are the “greedy” ones. It is you and your fellow nutcase thieves who have bankrupted America and stolen the American dream from millions of loyal, patriotic taxpayers. And for what? Votes and your job and retirement security at our expense, you lunk-headed leech.
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> That’s right, sir. You and yours have bankrupted America for the sole purpose of advancing your pathetic, political careers. You know it, we know it, and you know that we know it.
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> And you can take that to the bank, you miserable son-of-a-bitch. NO, I did not stutter.
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> If you like the way things are in America delete this. If you agree with what a Montana citizen Patty Myers says, please PASS IT ON!!!
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> P.S.
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> And stop calling Social Security benefits “entitlements” WHAT AN INSULT!!!
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> I have been paying in to the SS system for 45 years. It’s my money; give it back to me the way the system was designed and stop patting yourself on the back like you are being generous to be doling out these monthly checks.

Of course the Social Security Administration defines Social Security benefits as ‘entitlements’, so she’s wrong to be upset at the term. They _are_ entitlements, and we _are_ entitled to them.

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**Author:** ![Procrustus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/procrustus/32/2994_2.png) [@Procrustus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Procrustus)\
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Not Johnny’s error, but I’ll point out (this being the Dope) that Simpson was a Senator from Wyoming, not Montana.

[Alan Simpson (American politician) - Wikipedia](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alan_Simpson_(American_politician))

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**Author:** ![Mundane\_Super\_Hero](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mundane_super_hero/32/6304_2.png) [@Mundane\_Super\_Hero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mundane_Super_Hero)\
**Post date:** [February 19, 2025, 6:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-3/1013175/371 "2025-02-19T18:16:21Z")

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“Hey, Follow Dopers…! Are you making any plans for ‘All Felons Day’…?”

> **[Republican proposes making Trump’s birthday a public holiday](https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025/feb/18/trump-birthday-holiday-republican-bill)**
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> Claudia Tenney’s bill combining Flag Day with Trump’s birthday could face steep odds of success in Congress

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PS- Someone up-thread mentioned something about their ‘$50,000 used Tesla’.

A car is worth what you can get for it… and if you drove it to a Used Car Dealer’s lot… what they’d offer you for it. Right now, I think you’d be lucky to get $5,000 for it.

Back in the day, I bought a bunch of LUCENT stock for $87 a share. Before it de-listed, it was trading at what… $1.47 a share? Now is that stock worth $87 a share or is worth slightly more than Charmin?

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**Author:** ![Superdude](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/superdude/32/13450_2.png) [@Superdude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superdude)\
**Post date:** [February 19, 2025, 6:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-3/1013175/372 "2025-02-19T18:51:09Z")

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I think I’ve located [footage of that](https://tenor.com/view/deadpool-logan-skeleton-deadpool-and-wolverine-logan-skeleton-gif-11416736525912537509) incident.

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**Author:** ![Odesio](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/odesio/32/20003_2.png) [@Odesio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Odesio)\
**Post date:** [February 19, 2025, 7:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-3/1013175/373 "2025-02-19T19:11:30Z")

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> [@Mundane\_Super\_Hero](#):
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> “Hey, Follow Dopers…! Are you making any plans for ‘All Felons Day’…?”

What I still don’t get is what happened to the GOP’s self-respect? That so many of them are willing to publicly get down on their knees to gobble Trump’s knob is sad.

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**Post date:** [February 19, 2025, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-3/1013175/374 "2025-02-19T19:26:25Z")

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In his first term he wanted his face carved into Mount Rushmore. As I recall, he knows he can’t ask for these things himself, so he persuades somebody else to do the asking. I’m sure there’s a reward in it when they do so. But I think some of this outright fawning that we see isn’t originating from the supplicants, instead they’re favors asked from Trump.

Expect lots more. His ego demands it. I’m sure we could play a game of how far he’ll push. Will he want a Trump memorial to be built to rival Lincoln’s and Washington’s? Will he want a city named after him, or a State? Will Canada be renamed Trumplandia?

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**Author:** ![Toxylon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/f05b48/32.png) [@Toxylon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Toxylon)\
**Post date:** [February 19, 2025, 7:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-3/1013175/375 "2025-02-19T19:45:34Z")

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> [@Mundane\_Super\_Hero](#):
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> A car is worth what you can get for it

For any used, functional item, there’s that worth, and then there’s the worth of “If I lost this item, how much would it cost me to replace it?” The used car dealer ain’t selling Teslas for what he buys them for.

So, no, a Tesla owner doesn’t have just $5,000 of car in their garage.

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**Author:** ![Robot\_Arm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/robot_arm/32/18280_2.png) [@Robot\_Arm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Robot_Arm)\
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> [@Odesio](#):
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> That so many of them are willing to publicly get down on their knees to gobble Trump’s knob is sad.

In the land of the emasculated, the one-knobbed man is king.

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**Author:** ![Mundane\_Super\_Hero](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mundane_super_hero/32/6304_2.png) [@Mundane\_Super\_Hero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mundane_Super_Hero)\
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> [@Toxylon](#):
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> So, no, a Tesla owner doesn’t have just $5,000 of car in their garage.

There’s also that stupid ole ‘Supply & Demand’ thing. The rental car companies are dumping Teslas out of their fleets like crazy. $5,000 was a guess; you won’t get low-end book value though because the dealer is competing with [a flooded market](https://www.teslarati.com/hertz-continues-to-get-thrashed-by-evs-updates-plans-for-massive-fire-sale/). The dealer might be lucky to sell it… or it may get stuck with it.

Your best bet? Huckster a neighbor with a kid going to school into buying the car and play up that it’s a “Patriotic Bargain”.

Then sell your house and move.

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> [@Smapti](#):
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> I for one can’t listen to Ted Nugent anymore because of who he’s become.

This doesn’t make you look as good as you think it does. I stopped listening to Nugent when I was no longer a teenager.  
Roger Waters is a complete d-bag. It doesn’t stop me from listening to Pink Floyd.

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\
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Did Ted Nugent do any other songs besides _Cat Scratch Fever_?

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**Author:** ![Dung\_Beetle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dung_beetle/32/7945_2.png) [@Dung\_Beetle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dung_Beetle)\
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Stranglehold. It’s great, especially if you don’t listen to the lyrics. But I can’t enjoy it anymore.

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