# A Perfectly Reasonable Amount of Schadenfreude about Things Happening to Trump & His Enablers (Part 3)

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**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Tags:** trump\
**Created:** [January 20, 2025, 7:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-3/1013175 "2025-01-20T19:23:33Z")\
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**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\
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It’s unfortunate that Elmotwit doesn’t always get a preview here, so links to it are practically worthless.

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I wonder how much of that her legal team gets.

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**Author:** ![DesertDog](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/desertdog/32/11503_2.png) [@DesertDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DesertDog)\
**Post date:** [July 14, 2026, 4:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-3/1013175/4264 "2026-07-14T16:19:32Z")

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The usual fee is 1/3 the total award but the law team pays the expenses of the suit. A lawyer here in town says he charges 29% in his ads.

I dunno about Ms Carrol but I could get by on the 5% interest from nearly $4-million left over and don’t forget, there’s another $83-million + still in the works when President Dumbass couldn’t keep his mouth shut.

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**Author:** ![Procrustus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/procrustus/32/2994_2.png) [@Procrustus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Procrustus)\
**Post date:** [July 14, 2026, 4:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-3/1013175/4265 "2026-07-14T16:27:05Z")

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> [@DesertDog](#):
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> The usual fee is 1/3 the total award but the law team pays the expenses of the suit. A lawyer here in town says he charges 29% in his ads.

A case like this might be an exception to what the attorney usually charges, for a variety of reasons. However, typically the fee is 1/3 or 40%, with an increase if the case is appealed. I wouldn’t be surprised if the lawyers got 45 to 50% of the gross. (which they certainly earned). Since this is a defamation suit (if I’m recalling correctly) and not personal injury, the proceeds are taxable income for Ms. Carrol.

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**Author:** ![Moriarty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/moriarty/32/49_2.png) [@Moriarty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Moriarty)\
**Post date:** [July 14, 2026, 4:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-3/1013175/4266 "2026-07-14T16:31:17Z")

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> [@Procrustus](#):
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> I wouldn’t be surprised if the lawyers got 45 to 50% of the gross. (which they certainly earned).

As a professor of mine once quipped about a large settlement

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> That amount can buy a lot of really good Scotch. And we bought a lot of really good Scotch

It’s a good day in the halls of that law firm, I’m sure.

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**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\
**Post date:** [July 14, 2026, 5:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-3/1013175/4267 "2026-07-14T17:01:42Z")

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I’m sure when you work on some cases, you need a lot of really good Scotch to deal with it.

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**Author:** ![DesertDog](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/desertdog/32/11503_2.png) [@DesertDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DesertDog)\
**Post date:** [July 14, 2026, 5:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-3/1013175/4268 "2026-07-14T17:02:21Z")

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It might not be strictly true but I’m remembering the last scenes in _Erin Brockovitch_ where her share of he PG&E Hinkley lawsuit, the largest at the time, was bumped to $2-million.

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [July 14, 2026, 7:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-3/1013175/4269 "2026-07-14T19:05:12Z")

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Sure beats digging a ditch, as my grandfather used to say.

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
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_USA Today_: See the latest approval ratings for President Trump (state by state)

> **[See the latest approval ratings for President Trump](https://www.aol.com/articles/see-latest-approval-ratings-president-164852000.html)**
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> President Trump faces net negative approval ratings as economic concerns continue to impact his administration.

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**Post date:** [July 15, 2026, 9:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-3/1013175/4271 "2026-07-15T21:41:51Z")

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Most useless map ever.

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**Author:** ![Buck\_Godot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/buck_godot/32/6573_2.png) [@Buck\_Godot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Buck_Godot)\
**Post date:** [July 16, 2026, 2:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-3/1013175/4272 "2026-07-16T02:45:33Z")

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Is this a better map?

> **[270toWin - 2028 Presidential Election Interactive Map](https://www.270towin.com/maps/ZJ17o)**
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> Create your own forecast for the 2028 presidential election

Color is based on the approval ratings in Elendil’s link according to the following table

0-40 Safe D

40-45 Likely D

46-48 Lean D

49 Tilt D

50 Toss up

51 Tilt R

52-54 lean R

55–60 Likely R

(Note DC is not included in the cite but its a safe assumption that its solid D).

If these approval ratings actually corresponded to election liklihood the 270 Electoral college tipping point would be Iowa where Trump has 38% approval

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [July 18, 2026, 3:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-3/1013175/4273 "2026-07-18T03:22:16Z")

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This Trump-appointed ambassador isn’t exactly winning hearts and minds - and isn’t even flying an American flag at the stern of his megayacht. Clueless.

> **[Trump's envoy faces protests in Venice on latest stop of super yacht...](https://apnews.com/article/italy-us-ambassador-fertitta-tour-yacht-9b962a570b769be403eb8931c9a57b9b)**
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> Protesters in Venice have clashed with police over the presence of a luxury yacht owned by U.S. ambassador Tilman Fertitta.

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**Post date:** [July 18, 2026, 4:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-3/1013175/4274 "2026-07-18T16:36:29Z")

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> [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](#):
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> _USA Today_: See the latest approval ratings for President Trump (state by state)

Unless I miscounted, there only six states over 50% … and about half those were 51%.

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**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\
**Post date:** [July 19, 2026, 12:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-3/1013175/4275 "2026-07-19T00:42:33Z")

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Andrew Tate has been arrested again.

> **[Andrew and Tristan Tate arrested in Miami on charges of rape and sex trafficking](https://www.theguardian.com/news/2026/jul/18/andrew-tristan-tate-arrested-miami)**
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> UK to seek extradition over sexual exploitation, ‘extreme pornography’ and assault and indecent images of a child

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**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\
**Post date:** [July 19, 2026, 5:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-3/1013175/4276 "2026-07-19T05:21:53Z")

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> [@Smapti](#):
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> Andrew Tate has been arrested again.

My wife was wondering how long it would take before Trump pardons them.

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**Post date:** [July 19, 2026, 5:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-3/1013175/4277 "2026-07-19T05:24:40Z")

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The crimes they’ve been arrested for took place in the UK, so he can’t.

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**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\
**Post date:** [July 19, 2026, 5:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-3/1013175/4278 "2026-07-19T05:25:09Z")

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I’m sure he’ll still try.

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**Post date:** [July 19, 2026, 5:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-3/1013175/4279 "2026-07-19T05:26:02Z")

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> A [news release](https://www.cps.gov.uk/national-news/news/cps-decides-prosecute-tate-brothers-additional-sexual-offences) from the UK’s Crown Prosecution Service (CPS) said Andrew Tate, 39, had been charged with seven further counts of rape, three counts of arranging or facilitating trafficking for sexual exploitation, three counts of assault occasioning actual bodily harm and 19 additional charges for offences relating to indecent images of a child and extreme pornography.
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> Additional charges against Tristan Tate, 38, include one count of sexual assault, two counts of rape and three counts of arranging or facilitating trafficking for sexual exploitation.

Yeah, I don’t think even he’d go there.

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Tulsi Gabbard’s brother has been arrested for trying to lure a 9-year-old boy to his hotel room with candy.

> **[Tulsi Gabbard’s brother jailed for ‘trying to lure children’ to hotel room:...](https://www.rawstory.com/tulsi-gabbard-2677243879/)**
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> Batarti Gabbard, the 55-year-old brother of former Director of National Intelligence Tulsi Gabbard, was arrested Friday for allegedly trying to lure children to a hotel room in Honolulu, Hawaii using “gum and money,” the Honolulu Star-Advertiser...

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**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\
**Post date:** [July 19, 2026, 8:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-3/1013175/4281 "2026-07-19T08:15:54Z")

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> [@scudsucker](#):
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> Old Turkey Neck

It is not a turkey that felon’s neck looks like.

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