# A Perfectly Reasonable Amount of Schadenfreude about Things Happening to Trump & His Enablers (Part 3)

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**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Tags:** trump\
**Created:** [January 20, 2025, 7:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-3/1013175 "2025-01-20T19:23:33Z")\
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**Author:** ![Alessan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alessan/32/465_2.png) [@Alessan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alessan)\
**Post date:** [August 28, 2026, 7:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-3/1013175/4502 "2026-08-28T07:46:21Z")

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> [@scabpicker](#):
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> Hell, just name it Clinton. If anyone asks, just say it’s after Henry Clinton, the English commander during the American War of Independence.

No, give it two names - the second after Henry Clinton, the first after mountaineer Edmund Hillary.

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**Author:** ![SunUp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ea5d25/32.png) [@SunUp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SunUp)\
**Post date:** [August 28, 2026, 3:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-3/1013175/4503 "2026-08-28T15:29:41Z")

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> [@scabpicker](#):
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> Hell, just name it Clinton. If anyone asks, just say it’s after Henry Clinton, the English commander during the American War of Independence.

Or DeWitt Clinton, former governor of New York and driver of the building of the Erie Canal.

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**Author:** ![Kimstu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ecd19e/32.png) [@Kimstu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kimstu)\
**Post date:** [August 28, 2026, 5:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-3/1013175/4504 "2026-08-28T17:15:17Z")

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Yeah, the Erie Canal is affectionately (?) known as “Clinton’s Ditch”. There are Clinton toponyms all along the Erie’s course.

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**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\
**Post date:** [August 28, 2026, 5:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-3/1013175/4505 "2026-08-28T17:25:23Z")

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> [@Frodo](#):
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> Obama Avenue would sting harder I think.  
> If the current mood in Canada allows for naming streets for people from the USA.

Yes, nothing wrong with that. Montreal has an “Avenue de President Kennedy,” for example; and in the years after WWII, a mountain near Banff was renamed “Mount Eisenhower.” That latter one didn’t stick over time, but to your point; yes, things in Canada can be named for Americans.

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**Author:** ![Toxylon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/f05b48/32.png) [@Toxylon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Toxylon)\
**Post date:** [August 28, 2026, 5:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-3/1013175/4506 "2026-08-28T17:26:00Z")

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Isn’t the whole point of naming it Clinton to get the orange shitstain seeth with rage, because it is HILLARY, no two questions about it?

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**Author:** ![scabpicker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scabpicker/32/8268_2.png) [@scabpicker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scabpicker)\
**Post date:** [August 28, 2026, 10:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-3/1013175/4507 "2026-08-28T22:00:35Z")

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Well, he’s going to do that either way. It’d just be even better to have him stew about it whether you lied to him with some plausible story. I mean, they could tell him they named it after George Clinton from Funkadelic. He’d still stew about it because he’d know in his rotten little heart that you probably changed the name because you’d be switching Bill and Hillary’s name out for his.

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**Author:** ![Sylvanz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/fbc32d/32.png) [@Sylvanz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sylvanz)\
**Post date:** [August 28, 2026, 10:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-3/1013175/4508 "2026-08-28T22:06:35Z")

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At least horse shit has use.

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**Author:** ![EinsteinsHund](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/einsteinshund/32/8400_2.png) [@EinsteinsHund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EinsteinsHund)\
**Post date:** [August 28, 2026, 10:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-3/1013175/4509 "2026-08-28T22:08:07Z")

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> [@scabpicker](#):
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> they could tell him they named it after George Clinton from Funkadelic.

Actually, that would be the best outcome and honor the greatest Clinton of them all!

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**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\
**Post date:** [August 29, 2026, 12:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-3/1013175/4510 "2026-08-29T00:34:57Z")

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Here’s a serving of YOUR FACE

> **[Milo Yiannopoulos arrested by ICE](https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/milo-yiannopoulos-arrested-ice-immigration-rcna594925)**
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> The far-right commentator and self-described internet troll was arrested at the airport in New Orleans after “failing to show up for his immigration hearing” in July, according to DHS.

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**Author:** ![romansperson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/romansperson/32/17100_2.png) [@romansperson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/romansperson)\
**Post date:** [August 29, 2026, 2:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-3/1013175/4511 "2026-08-29T02:04:13Z")

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Shipping this weasel back from whence he came might be the only thing this administration ever does to make the country a better place (and yes, hoist, petard, etc).

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**Author:** ![smithsb](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smithsb/32/12107_2.png) [@smithsb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/smithsb)\
**Post date:** [August 29, 2026, 4:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-3/1013175/4512 "2026-08-29T04:37:59Z")

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Put him on the plane with the Tate brothers.

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**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\
**Post date:** [August 29, 2026, 9:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-3/1013175/4513 "2026-08-29T09:05:13Z")

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Oceanic Flight 815

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**Post date:** [August 29, 2026, 1:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-3/1013175/4514 "2026-08-29T13:02:31Z")

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Oh, get lost!

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**Author:** ![Frodo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/frodo/32/302_2.png) [@Frodo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frodo)\
**Post date:** [August 29, 2026, 5:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-3/1013175/4515 "2026-08-29T17:28:17Z")

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I hear there’s a B Ark…

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**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\
**Post date:** [September 2, 2026, 1:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-3/1013175/4516 "2026-09-02T01:43:23Z")

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[Superlative of Schadenfreudy Schadenfreud!](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-3/1013175/4514)

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> Piers Morgan took Milo Yiannopoulos to task over his celebrations of ICE raids before he himself was deported from the United States.
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> On Tuesday’s episode of “Piers Morgan Uncensored,” the host grilled Yiannopoulos for his giddy social media posts saying that ICE should be given more power and that more people should be getting deported. This was before he himself got deported, and now Morgan is asking if he got his just desserts.
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> “There you are aggressively promoting ICE, being very aggressive and demanding that millions of people be deported,” Morgan said, reading Yiannopoulos’ past tweets. “People say, ‘Milo, you’ve been hoisted by your own petard.’”
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> He added: “They’re doing what you told them to do. Deport millions of people. It just happened to include you.”

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**Author:** ![romansperson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/romansperson/32/17100_2.png) [@romansperson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/romansperson)\
**Post date:** [September 2, 2026, 2:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-3/1013175/4517 "2026-09-02T02:47:41Z")

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Morgan’s another one the Brits can keep, though sadly I think he’s got dual citizenship and being an immense asshole isn’t grounds enough for rescinding it.

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**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\
**Post date:** [September 2, 2026, 9:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-3/1013175/4518 "2026-09-02T09:02:17Z")

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If Morgan got deported to Eswatini I would definitely have concerns. Not about him, mind you. Probably about what I was going to make for dinner that night.

Morgan likes to have horrible people on his show so he can pretend to have the moral high ground. Of course, by doing so he’s platforming them (ISTR Milo Y was a proponent of pederasty) so he just ends up sinking into the swamp with them.

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**Author:** ![romansperson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/romansperson/32/17100_2.png) [@romansperson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/romansperson)\
**Post date:** [September 2, 2026, 8:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-3/1013175/4519 "2026-09-02T20:49:13Z")

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> [@Gyrate](#):
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> Morgan likes to have horrible people on his show so he can pretend to have the moral high ground. Of course, by doing so he’s platforming them (ISTR Milo Y was a proponent of pederasty) so he just ends up sinking into the swamp with them.

But won’t somebody think of the ~~_childre_~~ - ratings!

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**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\
**Post date:** [September 3, 2026, 11:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-3/1013175/4520 "2026-09-03T23:54:24Z")

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Maria Bartiromo has been fired from Fox News after tattling to Trump that the network bosses had instructed hosts not to promote Trump’s election conspiracy theories.

> **['Betrayed her employer': Explosive incident that got Maria Bartiromo the ax...](https://www.rawstory.com/maria-bartiromo-2677817519/?utm_source=superhead)**
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> When Fox News issued abrupt press release announcing the departure of its top personality, Maria Bartiromo, the network offered no explanation of what happened, or even whether she was leaving of her own volition or not.Now, according to the "Status"...

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**Author:** ![dougrb](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/76d3ee/32.png) [@dougrb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dougrb)\
**Post date:** [September 3, 2026, 11:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-3/1013175/4521 "2026-09-03T23:59:00Z")

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Jeanine Pirro replacement?

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