# A Perfectly Reasonable Amount of Schadenfreude about Things Happening to Trump & His Enablers (Part 3)

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**Created:** [January 20, 2025, 7:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-3/1013175 "2025-01-20T19:23:33Z")\
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**Author:** ![Pardel-Lux](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pardel-lux/32/20182_2.png) [@Pardel-Lux](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pardel-Lux)\
**Post date:** [May 16, 2025, 10:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-3/1013175/1001 "2025-05-16T10:04:00Z")

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There was a statue of $mellania in the town of Rozno, in Slovenia, close to Sevnica, where she was born. It got burned down. _Gustibus non est disputandum._ Then they made a copy, in bronze, so it would not burn:  
[![](https://static.eldiario.es/clip/94274625-a296-4bd9-8c00-bc7a7fe73c8f_16-9-discover-aspect-ratio_default_1117895.webp) ](https://static.eldiario.es/clip/94274625-a296-4bd9-8c00-bc7a7fe73c8f_16-9-discover-aspect-ratio_default_1117895.webp)  
It has “misteriously disappeared”, which I interpret as: it was stolen (link in Spanish).

> **[Eslovenia investiga la misteriosa desaparición de la estatua de Melania Trump](https://www.eldiario.es/internacional/eslovenia-investiga-misteriosa-desaparicion-estatua-melania-trump_1_12303947.html)**
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> Se trata de una réplica de una escultura original tallada en madera que representaba a la primera dama estadounidense cerca de la ciudad donde pasó su infancia y que fue quemada por desconocidos en julio de 2020

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**Author:** ![BlankSlate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/blankslate/32/80_2.png) [@BlankSlate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BlankSlate)\
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That statue is hideous and perfect at the same time.

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
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So… true to life, you’re saying? 😉

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**Author:** ![scudsucker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scudsucker/32/14101_2.png) [@scudsucker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scudsucker)\
**Post date:** [May 16, 2025, 1:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-3/1013175/1004 "2025-05-16T13:11:12Z")

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> [@Pardel-Lux](#):
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> it was stolen

I hope they got value for money at the metal scrap shop, and did not have to pay them to take it.

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**Post date:** [May 16, 2025, 2:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-3/1013175/1005 "2025-05-16T14:06:00Z")

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Melania should be quite flattered at the representation.

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**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\
**Post date:** [May 16, 2025, 8:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-3/1013175/1006 "2025-05-16T20:26:54Z")

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I found Trump’s statue of similar quality.

[![](https://cdn11.bigcommerce.com/s-71s3q/images/stencil/1280x1280/products/156/434/Orange_Air_Dancer_10ft__38367.1579047766.jpg?c=3) ](https://cdn11.bigcommerce.com/s-71s3q/images/stencil/1280x1280/products/156/434/Orange_Air_Dancer_10ft__38367.1579047766.jpg?c=3)

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**Author:** ![Shoeless](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/shoeless/32/7099_2.png) [@Shoeless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shoeless)\
**Post date:** [May 16, 2025, 8:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-3/1013175/1007 "2025-05-16T20:50:26Z")

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“The first one sank into the swamp. So I built a second one. _That_ sank into the swamp. So I built a third one. That one burned down, fell over, _then_ sank into the swamp. But the fourth one stayed up!”

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**Author:** ![Superdude](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/superdude/32/13450_2.png) [@Superdude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superdude)\
**Post date:** [May 19, 2025, 2:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-3/1013175/1008 "2025-05-19T02:29:07Z")

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> [@enipla](#):
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> > [@Atamasama](#):
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> > For fuck’s sake I’m a member.
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> Is your name Bob, cause I can spell any name I hear backwards.

Paging [“Weird Al.”](https://youtu.be/JUQDzj6R3p4?si=6vv2m13-qWwbBx6L)

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**Author:** ![dougrb](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/76d3ee/32.png) [@dougrb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dougrb)\
**Post date:** [May 19, 2025, 2:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-3/1013175/1009 "2025-05-19T14:39:04Z")

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> ‘Very disappointed’: Rhode Island man finds glaring typo on Trump watch he paid $600 for

[https://www.alternet.org/trump-watch-merchandis/](https://www.alternet.org/trump-watch-merchandis/)

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**Author:** ![wguy123](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wguy123/32/3161_2.png) [@wguy123](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wguy123)\
**Post date:** [May 19, 2025, 3:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-3/1013175/1010 "2025-05-19T15:35:21Z")

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LOLOL. I found images of that hideously ugly watch and it is indeed a RUMP watch.

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**Post date:** [May 19, 2025, 4:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-3/1013175/1011 "2025-05-19T16:46:25Z")

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> Melanie was disappointed. “How could they process this and go through something without checking their work?” she asked.

10 years into the shitshow, poor Melanie begins to wonder.

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> Petit further told NBC 10 News, “I’m very disappointed. I wanted to do a special thing for her. And we expected that it would have the integrity of the President of the United States and good follow-through.”

Sounds like he was half right.

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**Author:** ![scudsucker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scudsucker/32/14101_2.png) [@scudsucker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scudsucker)\
**Post date:** [May 19, 2025, 7:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-3/1013175/1013 "2025-05-19T19:18:34Z")

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> [@dougrb's link](#):
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> Very disappointed

Out of morbid curiousity, I had a look on Google for this watch, and discovered his promotional website. It did not disappoint.

For example the `HTTP headers` read

“Shop abtest, counter-on-20, CRYPTO PRESIDENT and more Mens Watches at Trump Watches.”

An AB test is something we nerds use to test different versions of a website, to see which makes sales. Typically you would use headers for custom reporting. But you would also use a custom header, NOT the ones Google uses for indexing your site. And “crypto president”?

I’m unsure what “counter-on-20” means, either, but I am willing to bet that it is not supposed to be public information.

You want those in your log files, not in your Google results…

… oh god it is Shopify. Stand by for hacks in 3… 2… 1…

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [May 23, 2025, 2:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-3/1013175/1014 "2025-05-23T14:40:50Z")

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:: Nelson :: “Ha-HA!”

> **[Trump's tax bill passed the House. A Republican fell asleep through the vote.](https://www.aol.com/trumps-tax-bill-passed-house-165456039.html)**
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> New York Republican Rep. Andrew Garbarino “fell asleep in the back” after an all-night session and inadvertently missed the vote.

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**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\
**Post date:** [May 23, 2025, 6:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-3/1013175/1015 "2025-05-23T18:26:51Z")

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New nickname: Raggedy Andy

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Well, they did hold the vote in the middle of the night (just like all functioning democracies).

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**Author:** ![Love\_Rhombus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/love_rhombus/32/10694_2.png) [@Love\_Rhombus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Love_Rhombus)\
**Post date:** [May 24, 2025, 11:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-3/1013175/1017 "2025-05-24T23:31:22Z")

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I can’t decide if this fits more in the “Leopard” thread or this one. Either way, it’s just a case of folks (in this case, Cubans) who thought they were exempt from Trump’s policies getting a rude awakening.

[https://www.politico.com/news/magazine/2025/05/23/hes-a-pro-trump-rapper-and-a-cuban-dissident-the-trump-administration-is-deporting-him-anyway-00367085](https://www.politico.com/news/magazine/2025/05/23/hes-a-pro-trump-rapper-and-a-cuban-dissident-the-trump-administration-is-deporting-him-anyway-00367085)

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**Post date:** [May 28, 2025, 2:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-3/1013175/1018 "2025-05-28T14:35:06Z")

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“Yeah, there are too many people here. Deport all those other Cuban refugees, but not ME! Why do you want to deport _me_?”

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\
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The dildo of consequences seldom arrives lubed.

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
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Words of wisdom. 😆

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