# A Perfectly Reasonable Amount of Schadenfreude about Things Happening to Trump & His Enablers (Part 3)

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**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Tags:** trump\
**Created:** [January 20, 2025, 7:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-3/1013175 "2025-01-20T19:23:33Z")\
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**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\
**Post date:** [January 24, 2025, 1:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-3/1013175/101 "2025-01-24T01:11:21Z")

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> [@crowmanyclouds](#):
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> On the bright side, when the conspiracy nuts don’t find anything in the JFK and MLK assassination files they won’t have to worry about their faces because no one can afford eggs!

So you’re saying they’ll come up empty on MLK and eggs?

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**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\
**Post date:** [January 24, 2025, 1:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-3/1013175/102 "2025-01-24T01:13:16Z")

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::Golf clap::

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**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\
**Post date:** [January 24, 2025, 1:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-3/1013175/103 "2025-01-24T01:24:56Z")

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> [@dougrb](#):
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> JFK/MLK

> [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](#):
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> So you’re saying they’ll come up empty on MLK and eggs?

I keep reading “JFK/MLK” and all my brain sees is “JFK Milk”. As in, “Milk from cows fed from the grassy knoll.”

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**Author:** ![Guest-starring\_Id](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guest-starring_id/32/21736_2.png) [@Guest-starring\_Id](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guest-starring_Id)\
**Post date:** [January 24, 2025, 1:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-3/1013175/104 "2025-01-24T01:26:31Z")

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Wondering if this judge will be needing a security detail now.

> **[A federal judge temporarily blocks Trump’s executive order redefining...](https://apnews.com/article/birthright-citizenship-donald-trump-lawsuit-immigration-9ac27b234c854a68a9b9f8c0d6cd8a1c)**
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> A federal judge has temporarily blocked President Donald Trump’s executive order ending the constitutional guarantee of birthright citizenship regardless of the parents’ immigration status.

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> A federal judge on Thursday temporarily blocked President Donald Trump’s executive order [denying U.S. citizenship](https://apnews.com/article/birthright-citizenship-immigration-trump-20919d26029cf0f98ecb0dc7f90a066b) to the children of parents living in the country illegally, calling it “blatantly unconstitutional” during the first hearing in a multi-state effort challenging the order.

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> Trump’s order drew immediate legal challenges across the country, with at least [five lawsuits being brought by 22 states](https://apnews.com/article/birthright-citizenship-trump-executive-order-immigrants-fc7dd75ba1fb0a10f56b2a85b92dbe53) and a number of immigrants rights groups. A lawsuit brought by Washington, Arizona, Oregon and Illinois was the first to get a hearing.

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> “I’ve been on the bench for over four decades. I can’t remember another case where the question presented was as clear as this one is,” U.S. District Judge John Coughenour told a Justice Department attorney. “This is a blatantly unconstitutional order.”

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**Author:** ![Aspenglow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aspenglow/32/76_2.png) [@Aspenglow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aspenglow)\
**Post date:** [January 24, 2025, 1:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-3/1013175/105 "2025-01-24T01:27:37Z")

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> [@Guest-starring\_Id](#):
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> Wondering if this judge will be needing a security detail now.

This is a rhetorical question, right?

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**Author:** ![Stranger\_On\_A\_Train](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/13edae/32.png) [@Stranger\_On\_A\_Train](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stranger_On_A_Train)\
**Post date:** [January 24, 2025, 1:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-3/1013175/106 "2025-01-24T01:43:04Z")

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> [@Guest-starring\_Id](#):
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> Wondering if this judge will be needing a security detail now.

He’ll need a post-dated pardon from President Biden. If Joe were really on it, he would have issued a bunch of pardons with the subject blank and then sell them on an auction marketplace. It would have thoroughly tarnished his legacy and opened up an entirely new venue of self-dealing enrichment, but at this point we’re just on a Slip’N’Slide to the bottom anyway.

Stranger

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**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\
**Post date:** [January 24, 2025, 2:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-3/1013175/107 "2025-01-24T02:17:59Z")

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This judge is a Reagan appointee, which means smearing him as a “far left radical” is going to be difficult, and it’s a reassuring preview of how other judges are going to receive the admin’s nonsensical argument that the Constitution doesn’t say what it says.

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**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\
**Post date:** [January 24, 2025, 2:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-3/1013175/108 "2025-01-24T02:39:36Z")

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He disagrees with God-King Trump, which makes him a far left radical and a traitor to both America and humanity itself.

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**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\
**Post date:** [January 24, 2025, 3:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-3/1013175/109 "2025-01-24T03:02:42Z")

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> [@Smapti](#):
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> This judge is a Reagan appointee, which means smearing him as a “far left radical” is going to be difficult

Naw, he’s just another RINO, practically a Demon-rat.

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**Author:** ![Kolak\_of\_Twilo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kolak_of_twilo/32/73_2.png) [@Kolak\_of\_Twilo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kolak_of_Twilo)\
**Post date:** [January 24, 2025, 5:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-3/1013175/110 "2025-01-24T05:10:37Z")

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Actually I just saw eggs at $10.95 per dozen for the first time today.

So no, not dropping.

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**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\
**Post date:** [January 24, 2025, 6:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-3/1013175/111 "2025-01-24T06:22:07Z")

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> [@Guest-starring\_Id](#):
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> I was going to put this in the evil mofos thread for the death threats she’s been getting, but Episcopal Bishop of Washington’s Mariann Edgar Budde’s pushback against Trump’s childishly idiotic apology demands has prompted me to post here instead.

You know the magaflateathers are pulling out all of their best insults against her. Besides death threats, she’s a communist, woke, a traitor, and even a lesbian. I’m sure that last bit comes as quite the surprise to her husband.

By the way, afer Trump’s stunt at Saint John’s, the Episcopal Church really should have had him trespassed from all of their properties. But since they’re the Christians he isn’t, they haven’t.

> [@Smapti](#):
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> This judge is a Reagan appointee, which means smearing him as a “far left radical” is going to be difficult,

Doesn’t seem so hard for the magaflatearthers to do.

> [@Der\_Trihs](#):
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> He disagrees with God-King Trump, which makes him a far left radical and a traitor to both America and humanity itself.

As far as the magaflatearthers are concerned, there’s no longer any such thing as treason against America. The only thing they care about is treason against Trump.

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**Author:** ![Stranger\_On\_A\_Train](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/13edae/32.png) [@Stranger\_On\_A\_Train](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stranger_On_A_Train)\
**Post date:** [January 24, 2025, 4:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-3/1013175/112 "2025-01-24T16:28:45Z")

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> [@Smapti](#):
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> This judge is a Reagan appointee, which means smearing him as a “far left radical” is going to be difficult, and it’s a reassuring preview of how other judges are going to receive the admin’s nonsensical argument that the Constitution doesn’t say what it says.

You’re kidding, right? This is the party that smeared Lynne Cheney, drove Paul Ryan and many other deeply conservative normative Republicans out of Congress, and censured Cindy McCain for the inviolate sin of saying that she supported candidates who held their duty to county over party. Being a “Reagan appointee” is no longer any guarantee of respect or deference from Republicans as the GOP has mutated from a center-right political polity to a cult of personality around Donald Trump.

Stranger

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**Post date:** [January 24, 2025, 4:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-3/1013175/113 "2025-01-24T16:33:21Z")

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> [@Monty](#):
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> there’s no longer any such thing as treason against America. The only thing they care about is treason against Trump.

Suggesting that Trump isn’t equal to “America” is treason!

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**Author:** ![crowmanyclouds](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crowmanyclouds/32/19884_2.png) [@crowmanyclouds](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/crowmanyclouds)\
**Post date:** [January 24, 2025, 4:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-3/1013175/114 "2025-01-24T16:50:54Z")

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> [@Stranger\_On\_A\_Train](#):
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> Being a “Reagan appointee” is no longer any guarantee of respect or deference from Republicans as the GOP has mutated from a center-right political polity to a cult of personality around Donald Trump.

‘Reagan was woke!’ ~ A Future Trump EO

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
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Trump is obviously the living embodiment of the nation itself. Kind of like… oh, jeez, what’s the word? You know, the thing the Framers so emphatically rejected in 1776? What George III was. Damn. Gimme a sec, I’ll think of it…

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A turnip.

Stranger

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**Author:** ![crowmanyclouds](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crowmanyclouds/32/19884_2.png) [@crowmanyclouds](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/crowmanyclouds)\
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King Trump? God Emperor Trump!

> **[https://preview.redd.it/vsrozs28la541.jpg?width=640&crop=smart&auto=webp...](https://preview.redd.it/vsrozs28la541.jpg?width=640&crop=smart&auto=webp&s=bec019b9e863f732c79a4a947dc1e97856c72a7a)**

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**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\
**Post date:** [January 24, 2025, 5:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-3/1013175/118 "2025-01-24T17:07:32Z")

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“How do I make a sand worm uglier?”

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**Author:** ![Odesio](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/odesio/32/20003_2.png) [@Odesio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Odesio)\
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> [@crowmanyclouds](#):
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> King Trump? God Emperor Trump!

Eh, I don’t know. Leto II actually cared about humanity. Trump doesn’t care about anyone but Trump.

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**Author:** ![crowmanyclouds](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crowmanyclouds/32/19884_2.png) [@crowmanyclouds](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/crowmanyclouds)\
**Post date:** [January 24, 2025, 5:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-3/1013175/120 "2025-01-24T17:10:04Z")

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> [@Odesio](#):
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> Leto II actually cared about humanity.

Only because, like his dad, Leto was . . . ~~awakened~~ woke.

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