# A Perfectly Reasonable Amount of Schadenfreude about Things Happening to Trump & His Enablers (Part 3) **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Tags:** trump\ **Created:** [January 20, 2025, 7:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-3/1013175 "2025-01-20T19:23:33Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 65
**Author:** ![OldOlds](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/a3d4f5/32.png) [@OldOlds](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OldOlds)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2025, 7:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-3/1013175/1281 "2025-07-08T19:01:21Z")
So, apparently MAGA world is up in arms about the Epstein files. After claiming she had the client list on her desk in Feb, Bondi now claims there is no client list. And there’s more. They released the surveillance tapes from outside Epstein’s cell when he killed himself, to prove that nobody entered the cell. And the tape has a missing minute. At today’s cabinet meeting Trump was irritated that people were asking questions about this. So folks are starting to notice the Trump admin is looking like it has something to hide here. Pass the popcorn > **[Team Trump struggles to control the Epstein ‘client list’ fire it helped create](https://www.msnbc.com/rachel-maddow-show/maddowblog/team-trump-struggles-control-epstein-client-list-fire-helped-create-rcna217441)** > > It was members of the president's own team who helped light the match and fan the flames, starting a political fire that they’ve clearly lost control over. ---
**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2025, 7:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-3/1013175/1282 "2025-07-08T19:03:21Z")
> [@OldOlds](#): > > And there’s more. They released the surveillance tapes from outside Epstein’s cell when he killed himself, to prove that nobody entered the cell. And the tape has a missing minute. [![](https://media.tenor.com/nq6C5xO1W0gAAAAM/trombone-pusheen.gif) ](https://media.tenor.com/nq6C5xO1W0gAAAAM/trombone-pusheen.gif) [![](https://media.tenor.com/hwq6tcAlU90AAAAM/tough-crowd-comedian.gif) ](https://media.tenor.com/hwq6tcAlU90AAAAM/tough-crowd-comedian.gif) ---
**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2025, 7:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-3/1013175/1283 "2025-07-08T19:04:34Z")
Paging Rose Mary Woods! ---
**Author:** ![dasmoocher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/dbc845/32.png) [@dasmoocher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dasmoocher)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2025, 7:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-3/1013175/1284 "2025-07-08T19:22:06Z")
> [@OldOlds](#): > > After claiming she had the client list on her desk in Feb, Bondi now claims there is no client list. I’m betting it’s either on Hunter Biden’s laptop or in Hilary’s emails. Maybe both! ---
**Author:** ![Steve\_MB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/steve_mb/32/5339_2.png) [@Steve\_MB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Steve_MB)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2025, 7:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-3/1013175/1285 "2025-07-08T19:28:15Z")
> [@WOOKINPANUBv.2](#): > > The new portrait looks like it belongs above a fireplace on the set of a live action Scooby-Doo production. The evil patriarch and whatnot. I have a mental image of [one of these two scenarios playing out](https://samdraws.tumblr.com/post/20006903130/now-with-colour-doctor-who-is-sort-of-the), and I’m not sure which is more plausible. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2025, 9:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-3/1013175/1286 "2025-07-08T21:48:55Z")
Only the _best_ lawyers: > **[MyPillow CEO Mike Lindell's lawyers fined for AI-generated court filing](https://www.aol.com/mypillow-ceo-mike-lindells-lawyers-181248422.html)** > > Two attorneys for MyPillow CEO Mike Lindell have been ordered to pay $3,000 each for filing a AI-generated court document. ---
**Author:** ![Horatius](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/horatius/32/3572_2.png) [@Horatius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horatius)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2025, 10:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-3/1013175/1287 "2025-07-08T22:37:17Z")
Channeling The Kids in the Hall: “Ohh, the frame’s from Mexico; that’ll add to it’s value!” ---
**Author:** ![Horatius](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/horatius/32/3572_2.png) [@Horatius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horatius)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2025, 10:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-3/1013175/1288 "2025-07-08T22:38:56Z")
Hunter Biden’s Giant Cock blocked the cameras! ---
**Author:** ![Dung\_Beetle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dung_beetle/32/7945_2.png) [@Dung\_Beetle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dung_Beetle)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2025, 7:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-3/1013175/1289 "2025-07-09T19:46:16Z")
Have we snorted at the makeup job in this photo yet? He looks like he fell down in a chocolate cream pie. [The Trump administration predicted 90 trade deals in 90 days. So far there have been 2 | AP News](https://apnews.com/article/trump-tariff-deadline-japan-south-korea-trade-7ea94de216329a9b011a3d3951ae5963) ---
**Author:** ![ShadowFacts](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/shadowfacts/32/2934_2.png) [@ShadowFacts](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShadowFacts)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2025, 7:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-3/1013175/1290 "2025-07-09T19:55:07Z")
> [@Dung\_Beetle](#): > > Have we snorted at the makeup job in this photo yet? He looks like he fell down in a chocolate cream pie. That’s…not chocolate. ---
**Author:** ![BlankSlate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/blankslate/32/80_2.png) [@BlankSlate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BlankSlate)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2025, 8:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-3/1013175/1291 "2025-07-09T20:03:32Z")
After he smears that shit all over his face, does he wash it off every night? If not, does it stain the pillows? Does it require a substance to remove it? He must see the pictures of himself with bright white ears, temples and other spots of haphazard application. Did he have a professional do it when he was making his little reality show? Did he lose their number? TL:DR: How can a semi-functioning adult go out in public like that? ---
**Author:** ![Superdude](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/superdude/32/13450_2.png) [@Superdude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superdude)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2025, 8:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-3/1013175/1292 "2025-07-09T20:05:04Z")
When you have no shame… ---
**Author:** ![BlankSlate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/blankslate/32/80_2.png) [@BlankSlate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BlankSlate)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2025, 8:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-3/1013175/1293 "2025-07-09T20:07:28Z")
I don’t think I’ve encountered any other 80 year-old men who wear make-up every day (not that there’s anything wrong with it.) ---
**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2025, 8:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-3/1013175/1294 "2025-07-09T20:10:09Z")
I think it’s less than semi-functioning. ---
**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2025, 8:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-3/1013175/1295 "2025-07-09T20:31:06Z")
[![](https://dims.apnews.com/dims4/default/bd43df0/2147483647/strip/true/crop/4616x3078+0+0/resize/2720x1814!/format/webp/quality/90/?url=https%3A%2F%2Fassets.apnews.com%2F6d%2Fed%2Fbe5a541c12ab9067523beb0d273a%2F5fe681e090da4743981169578a1922a2) ](https://dims.apnews.com/dims4/default/bd43df0/2147483647/strip/true/crop/4616x3078+0+0/resize/2720x1814!/format/webp/quality/90/?url=https%3A%2F%2Fassets.apnews.com%2F6d%2Fed%2Fbe5a541c12ab9067523beb0d273a%2F5fe681e090da4743981169578a1922a2) Trump figures some blackface might make him more popular like Obama was. …He’s doing it wrong though. ---
**Author:** ![Dung\_Beetle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dung_beetle/32/7945_2.png) [@Dung\_Beetle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dung_Beetle)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2025, 8:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-3/1013175/1296 "2025-07-09T20:52:53Z")
Looks like the Golden Arches right there on his face. ---
**Author:** ![crowmanyclouds](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crowmanyclouds/32/19884_2.png) [@crowmanyclouds](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/crowmanyclouds)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2025, 9:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-3/1013175/1297 "2025-07-09T21:10:15Z")
I present Trump’s true form, the Hamberdler! [![](https://res.cloudinary.com/teepublic/image/private/s--efD0jDbk--/c_crop,x_10,y_10/c_fit,h_1109/c_crop,g_north_west,h_1260,w_840,x_-62,y_-76/co_rgb:c62b29,e_colorize,u_Misc:One%20Pixel%20Gray/c_scale,g_north_west,h_1260,w_840/fl_layer_apply,g_north_west,x_-62,y_-76/bo_0px_solid_white/e_overlay,fl_layer_apply,h_1260,l_Misc:Poster%20Bumpmap,w_840/e_shadow,x_6,y_6/c_limit,h_1254,w_1254/c_lpad,g_center,h_1260,w_1260/b_rgb:eeeeee/c_limit,f_auto,h_630,q_auto:good:420,w_630/v1547735633/production/designs/4017846_0.jpg) ](https://res.cloudinary.com/teepublic/image/private/s--efD0jDbk--/c_crop,x_10,y_10/c_fit,h_1109/c_crop,g_north_west,h_1260,w_840,x_-62,y_-76/co_rgb:c62b29,e_colorize,u_Misc:One%20Pixel%20Gray/c_scale,g_north_west,h_1260,w_840/fl_layer_apply,g_north_west,x_-62,y_-76/bo_0px_solid_white/e_overlay,fl_layer_apply,h_1260,l_Misc:Poster%20Bumpmap,w_840/e_shadow,x_6,y_6/c_limit,h_1254,w_1254/c_lpad,g_center,h_1260,w_1260/b_rgb:eeeeee/c_limit,f_auto,h_630,q_auto:good:420,w_630/v1547735633/production/designs/4017846_0.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![bobot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bobot/32/21622_2.png) [@bobot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bobot)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2025, 9:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-3/1013175/1298 "2025-07-09T21:15:39Z")
> [@Dung\_Beetle](#): > > Have we snorted at the makeup job in this photo yet? He looks like he fell down in a chocolate cream pie. He looks like he’s evacuating the old bowels. He likely is doing just that. And Republicans ❤ him. ---
**Author:** ![Robot\_Arm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/robot_arm/32/18280_2.png) [@Robot\_Arm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Robot_Arm)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2025, 9:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-3/1013175/1299 "2025-07-09T21:57:11Z")
> [@bobot](#): > > He looks like he’s evacuating the old bowels. He likely is doing just that. And Republicans ❤ him. He has the courage to do what they wish they could. ---
**Author:** ![aurora\_maire](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aurora_maire/32/328_2.png) [@aurora\_maire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aurora_maire)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2025, 11:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-3/1013175/1300 "2025-07-09T23:14:45Z")
> [@BlankSlate](#): > > TL:DR: How can a semi-functioning adult go out in public like that? Especially since he is so obsessed with how everyone else looks, as in he picks his advisors by how good they look on TV. But I think he has the same issue that many anorexic people have where they don’t see reality when they look in the mirror. He looks in the mirror and sees someone beautiful, perfect. And _no one_ will ever tell him otherwise. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-3/1013175.md?page=64) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-3/1013175.md?page=66)