# A Picayune Little Rant...

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-picayune-little-rant/65246>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [May 12, 2001, 7:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-picayune-little-rant/65246 "2001-05-12T19:11:55Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 2

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**Author:** ![Spavined\_Gelding](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/958977/32.png) [@Spavined\_Gelding](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spavined_Gelding)\
**Post date:** [May 13, 2001, 2:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-picayune-little-rant/65246/21 "2001-05-13T02:46:22Z")

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But, where do you keep your stuff?

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**Author:** ![katiekilldare](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/838e76/32.png) [@katiekilldare](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/katiekilldare)\
**Post date:** [May 13, 2001, 2:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-picayune-little-rant/65246/22 "2001-05-13T02:48:28Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Spavined Gelding \*  
> \*\*But, where do you keep your stuff? \*\*

Holy cow, I was **just** about to ask that **same** question.

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**Author:** ![Spavined\_Gelding](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/958977/32.png) [@Spavined\_Gelding](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spavined_Gelding)\
**Post date:** [May 13, 2001, 2:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-picayune-little-rant/65246/23 "2001-05-13T02:51:25Z")

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Really? The same question? How strange is that?

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**Author:** ![katiekilldare](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/838e76/32.png) [@katiekilldare](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/katiekilldare)\
**Post date:** [May 13, 2001, 2:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-picayune-little-rant/65246/24 "2001-05-13T02:52:46Z")

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I’d say it was yet another amazing coincidence.

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**Author:** ![pepperlandgirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f17d59/32.png) [@pepperlandgirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pepperlandgirl)\
**Post date:** [May 13, 2001, 3:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-picayune-little-rant/65246/25 "2001-05-13T03:14:05Z")

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I once had two grandmothers, from The Netherlands, who ate at McDonalds while listening to Paul Simon when I was going through puberty. They had stuff too! SOmetimes they gave me stuff.  
And the doctor says my nose wouldn’t bleed as much if I stopped picking it!

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**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\
**Post date:** [May 13, 2001, 4:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-picayune-little-rant/65246/26 "2001-05-13T04:29:02Z")

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That’s what the doctor told me!

Okay, I’m done.

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**Author:** ![Protesilaus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/82dd89/32.png) [@Protesilaus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Protesilaus)\
**Post date:** [May 13, 2001, 6:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-picayune-little-rant/65246/27 "2001-05-13T06:22:05Z")

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That’s amazing, because this one time I went to a McDonalds next to a movie theater playing the re-release of _The Exorcist_, and I met these two guys named Paul and Simon whose grandmother had just taken a trip to the Netherlands! And they were wearing Ottowa Senators jerseys!

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**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\
**Post date:** [May 13, 2001, 5:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-picayune-little-rant/65246/28 "2001-05-13T17:08:30Z")

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Quit it! You’re making me laugh, and when I laugh, I cough, and when I cough, it hurts. Okay, maybe not that bad. Okay, so maybe I’m a big, whiny baby.

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**Author:** ![dubs](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/d6d6ee/32.png) [@dubs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dubs)\
**Post date:** [May 13, 2001, 6:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-picayune-little-rant/65246/29 "2001-05-13T18:11:41Z")

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Gosh! I’m married to one of those!!!

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**Author:** ![pepperlandgirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f17d59/32.png) [@pepperlandgirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pepperlandgirl)\
**Post date:** [May 13, 2001, 6:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-picayune-little-rant/65246/30 "2001-05-13T18:21:52Z")

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You’re married? I’m getting married!!!

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**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\
**Post date:** [May 13, 2001, 6:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-picayune-little-rant/65246/31 "2001-05-13T18:35:11Z")

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You’re getting married too? I’m getting married a year from August - when are you getting married? (No, really, I am getting married - spooky, or what?)

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**Author:** ![pepperlandgirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f17d59/32.png) [@pepperlandgirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pepperlandgirl)\
**Post date:** [May 13, 2001, 7:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-picayune-little-rant/65246/32 "2001-05-13T19:35:49Z")

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I’m getting married in 36 days. 🙂  
Scary, huh?

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**Author:** ![andygirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a9adbd/32.png) [@andygirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/andygirl)\
**Post date:** [May 13, 2001, 7:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-picayune-little-rant/65246/33 "2001-05-13T19:42:23Z")

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I know people who are married!

Gee shuckins, my _parents_ are married!

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**Author:** ![Juniper200](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/df788c/32.png) [@Juniper200](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Juniper200)\
**Post date:** [May 13, 2001, 7:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-picayune-little-rant/65246/34 "2001-05-13T19:44:46Z")

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_You_ have parents? Get out of town! I have parents too!

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**Author:** ![Mockingbird](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c68b51/32.png) [@Mockingbird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mockingbird)\
**Post date:** [May 13, 2001, 7:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-picayune-little-rant/65246/35 "2001-05-13T19:46:44Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Juniper200 \*  
> \*\*_You_ have parents? Get out of town! I have parents too!
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> \*\*

_You_ have parents? I _returned mind_ for the deposit. Best fifty cents I ever had.

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**Author:** ![\_Uigi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/_/e9a140/32.png) [@\_Uigi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/_Uigi)\
**Post date:** [May 13, 2001, 8:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-picayune-little-rant/65246/36 "2001-05-13T20:09:00Z")

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I bet you sent the op from a computer…just like mine! Will wonders ever cease!?

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**Author:** ![woodstockbirdybird](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/woodstockbirdybird/32/7905_2.png) [@woodstockbirdybird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/woodstockbirdybird)\
**Post date:** [May 13, 2001, 8:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-picayune-little-rant/65246/37 "2001-05-13T20:19:04Z")

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Hey, I’ve got a computer too! Amazing! You know what else is amazing? That this thread’s gone on this long without a link to the thread the OP’s complaining about!

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**Author:** ![Qadgop\_the\_Mercotan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/qadgop_the_mercotan/32/83_2.png) [@Qadgop\_the\_Mercotan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Qadgop_the_Mercotan)\
**Post date:** [May 13, 2001, 9:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-picayune-little-rant/65246/38 "2001-05-13T21:45:35Z")

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How come my cousin **Coldfire** hasn’t written me back or anything yet? Doesn’t he care about family?

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**Author:** ![pepperlandgirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f17d59/32.png) [@pepperlandgirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pepperlandgirl)\
**Post date:** [May 13, 2001, 10:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-picayune-little-rant/65246/39 "2001-05-13T22:13:54Z")

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You want a link too? Wow, that’s amazing! I was just wondering what started this thread too.  
Man, this is seriously getting freaky.

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**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\
**Post date:** [May 13, 2001, 10:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-picayune-little-rant/65246/40 "2001-05-13T22:59:50Z")

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Dude…you’re all posting to this thread…and like, so am I!

You have cousins? Man, so do I!!! This is so cool!

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