# A Picayune Little Rant...

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-picayune-little-rant/65246>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [May 12, 2001, 7:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-picayune-little-rant/65246 "2001-05-12T19:11:55Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 10\
**Page:** 3

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**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\
**Post date:** [May 14, 2001, 10:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-picayune-little-rant/65246/41 "2001-05-14T22:05:20Z")

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[Here’s](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=70297) the link.  
Sorry about that. I’ve given myself a stern talking to, and I promised myself it would never happen again.

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**Author:** ![Pariah](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/41988e/32.png) [@Pariah](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pariah)\
**Post date:** [May 14, 2001, 10:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-picayune-little-rant/65246/42 "2001-05-14T22:16:36Z")

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> _Originally posted by Hastur_  
> I _returned mind_ for the deposit. Best fifty cents I ever had.

Wow! I did the same thing, but I only got _twenty-seven_ cents for MY mind!

You must shop at a BIGGER K-Mart!

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**Author:** ![Ann\_Onimous](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ea5d25/32.png) [@Ann\_Onimous](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ann_Onimous)\
**Post date:** [May 14, 2001, 10:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-picayune-little-rant/65246/43 "2001-05-14T22:28:17Z")

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Hey! I know where Picayune is! I’ve even been there!

Uhhhh… you are talking about Mississippi, right? 😃

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**Author:** ![racinchikki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/eada6e/32.png) [@racinchikki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/racinchikki)\
**Post date:** [May 14, 2001, 10:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-picayune-little-rant/65246/44 "2001-05-14T22:53:35Z")

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Oh, wow, **Juliana** , I was thinking that too! And I’ve been there, too! As a matter of fact my sister used to work there, I think! WOW! 😃

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**Author:** ![Francesca](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/9fc348/32.png) [@Francesca](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Francesca)\
**Post date:** [May 14, 2001, 11:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-picayune-little-rant/65246/45 "2001-05-14T23:25:12Z")

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Like, i’m in a whole 'nother time zone to you guys. Isn’t that amazing? And I’ve been to Amsterdam. And Macdonalds. And i’m saying the exact same thing everyone else in this thread has said!  
[sub]We’re going to be in a pie![/sub]

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**Author:** ![Superdude](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/superdude/32/13450_2.png) [@Superdude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superdude)\
**Post date:** [May 15, 2001, 4:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-picayune-little-rant/65246/46 "2001-05-15T16:07:02Z")

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Okay, see. This one time…at band camp, we sang “Old McDonald.” It was started by this guy from Picayune, and I started going into puberty right in the middle of the song! That night, I had dreams where I was downloading nude pictures of my grandmother and Paul Simon from a computer. My parents caught me, and they made me walk through Kmart wearing nothing but sausage links.

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**Author:** ![Revedge](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ecae2f/32.png) [@Revedge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Revedge)\
**Post date:** [May 16, 2001, 2:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-picayune-little-rant/65246/47 "2001-05-16T02:39:06Z")

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You had that dream too? I thought I was the only one.

Only in mine I was being followed by a hungry Pit Bull named Featherlou.

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**Author:** ![VarlosZ](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d78d45/32.png) [@VarlosZ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VarlosZ)\
**Post date:** [May 16, 2001, 6:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-picayune-little-rant/65246/48 "2001-05-16T06:40:49Z")

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You guys are freaks. I mean, that is some fucked up shit you’re mixed up in.

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**Author:** ![tevya](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/4491bb/32.png) [@tevya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tevya)\
**Post date:** [May 16, 2001, 1:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-picayune-little-rant/65246/49 "2001-05-16T13:00:07Z")

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> \*Originally posted by VarlosZ \*  
> \*\*You guys are freaks. I mean, that is some fucked up shit you’re mixed up in. \*\*

No way! You guys are freaks? I’m a freak too! Do you bite the heads off chickens, too? I prefer Rhode Island Reds myself.

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**Author:** ![John\_Corrado](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/a88e4f/32.png) [@John\_Corrado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Corrado)\
**Post date:** [May 16, 2001, 1:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-picayune-little-rant/65246/50 "2001-05-16T13:07:18Z")

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Oooh, my head…

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