# A Picture Thread: Before & After Make-up, Or Other Things

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-picture-thread-before-after-make-up-or-other-things/483840>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [January 31, 2009, 5:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-picture-thread-before-after-make-up-or-other-things/483840 "2009-01-31T05:36:56Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![OpalCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/8edcca/32.png) [@OpalCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OpalCat)\
**Post date:** [February 1, 2009, 1:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-picture-thread-before-after-make-up-or-other-things/483840/21 "2009-02-01T01:05:36Z")

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> [@Robot\_Arm](#):
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> [With goatee](http://www.muppetlabs.com/~eric/robotarm.jpeg)  
> [With full beard](http://www.muppetlabs.com/~eric/DSC00042.JPG)  
> [Clean shaven](http://www.muppetlabs.com/~eric/P1010114_2.jpg)  
> [Without hair](http://www.muppetlabs.com/~eric/0110071842.jpg)
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> These span about the last ten years, but except for the shearing, I don’t think I change much.

Between the goatee and the full beard, I think the big fuzzy ears is a bigger difference than anything else…

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**Author:** ![CairoCarol](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cairocarol/32/3825_2.png) [@CairoCarol](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CairoCarol)\
**Post date:** [February 1, 2009, 1:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-picture-thread-before-after-make-up-or-other-things/483840/22 "2009-02-01T01:06:30Z")

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I liked those pics from **Robot Arm** - a good demonstration of how the same person can look very different due to the presence or absence of facial hair.

**NinetyWt** - I can’t get that link open, much to my disappointment (30 pics is a feast).

While I appreciate the kind words of **Quartz** and **Jkilez** , I wasn’t looking for compliments - I just had to post something to get the thread started. However, to the extent that those are nice pics, I can explain the secret: as my husband took them, he said “think of your husband!” or “think of our son!” So, as embarrassingly corny as it sounds, it’s love that you see in those photos.

**fachverwirrt** : that’s a riot! Your makeup looks sort of like one of the characters in “Space Mutiny,” which we watched in the MST3k version last night.

**olivesmarch4th** - I think I’ve said this in other picture threads, but your photos never correspond to my mental image of you: you are supposed to have black hair and dark brown eyes! Your photos are like mine though - very similar with or without make-up.

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**Author:** ![CairoCarol](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cairocarol/32/3825_2.png) [@CairoCarol](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CairoCarol)\
**Post date:** [February 1, 2009, 1:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-picture-thread-before-after-make-up-or-other-things/483840/23 "2009-02-01T01:12:37Z")

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**Opal** - Wow! Awesome collection! In the first photo you look eerily like a good friend of mine. Nothing like her in other photos.

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**Author:** ![Reply](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/reply/32/15952_2.png) [@Reply](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Reply)\
**Post date:** [February 1, 2009, 1:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-picture-thread-before-after-make-up-or-other-things/483840/24 "2009-02-01T01:16:13Z")

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My turn. [Before](http://picasaweb.google.com/random789/Sdme?authkey=wjePu6ZPVPw#5297629270268205474).  
And after [rock](http://picasaweb.google.com/random789/Sdme?authkey=wjePu6ZPVPw#5297629109874890914) [climbing](http://picasaweb.google.com/random789/Sdme?authkey=wjePu6ZPVPw#5297629223396695330).  
Including a conceited (and slightly drunk, I think) [self-portrait in the bathroom mirror](http://picasaweb.google.com/random789/Sdme?authkey=wjePu6ZPVPw#5297629141499198322), heh.

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**Author:** ![Reply](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/reply/32/15952_2.png) [@Reply](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Reply)\
**Post date:** [February 1, 2009, 1:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-picture-thread-before-after-make-up-or-other-things/483840/25 "2009-02-01T01:18:44Z")

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> [@OpalCat](#):
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> I have kind of a lot of these…
> 
> [haven’t gotten out of bed yet](http://gallery.opalcat.com/albums/OpalCat2007/0414071032_G.jpg)

I love this one! I think it makes you look beautiful 🙂

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**Author:** ![OpalCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/8edcca/32.png) [@OpalCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OpalCat)\
**Post date:** [February 1, 2009, 1:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-picture-thread-before-after-make-up-or-other-things/483840/26 "2009-02-01T01:33:10Z")

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Oh I came across a few others that fit the “before” concept compared to photos of me now. I am done now, I promise!

[No hair](http://gallery.opalcat.com/albums/Early1990s/redpic_001.jpg)  
[high school, doing nontraditional things with eyeshadow and lipstick](http://gallery.opalcat.com/albums/HighSchool/beat_up_makeup.jpg)  
[high school, trying really, really hard to be taller than my 6’4" uncle](http://gallery.opalcat.com/albums/HighSchool/bathing_suit_1.jpg)  
[high school: sophomore class picture](http://gallery.opalcat.com/albums/HighSchool/yearbook_sophomore.jpg)  
[high school senior picture. Please forgive me: it was the '80s](http://gallery.opalcat.com/albums/HighSchool/1989a.jpg)  
[high school, but the scary part is that’s me on the right, and my dad’s 2nd ex-wife on the left.](http://gallery.opalcat.com/albums/HighSchool/piano_with_jennie.jpg)  
[the only picture of me that I know of to exist of me pregnant](http://gallery.opalcat.com/albums/Early1990s/15weekspregnant_001.sized.jpg)  
[the day of giving birth, still in the hospital](http://gallery.opalcat.com/albums/Late1990s/one_day_old.jpg) (mind you, he’s 13 years old now!)  
[two of my favorites with Dominic when he was a baby](http://gallery.opalcat.com/albums/Late1990s/mom_baby.jpg)

[me about 60lbs heavier than before having a baby](http://gallery.opalcat.com/albums/Late1990s/opalcat.jpg)  
[even heavier, on the Rikki Lake show](http://gallery.opalcat.com/albums/Late1990s/ricki1.jpg)

And yet further in the past, [early fashion experiments with paper muffin cups](http://gallery.opalcat.com/albums/Childhood/muffin.jpg)  
[later, totally unaware of what life had in store](http://gallery.opalcat.com/albums/Childhood/young_me11.jpg)

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**Author:** ![Pyper](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Pyper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pyper)\
**Post date:** [February 1, 2009, 1:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-picture-thread-before-after-make-up-or-other-things/483840/27 "2009-02-01T01:34:35Z")

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[As a toddler](http://www.flickr.com/photos/32527822@N04/3242106915/)  
[With full makeup](http://www.flickr.com/photos/32527822@N04/3038837266/)  
[With no makeup, wet hair, and glasses. Yikes!](http://www.flickr.com/photos/32527822@N04/3038837266/)  
[Cross-dressing](http://www.flickr.com/photos/32527822@N04/3242943852/in/photostream/)

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**Author:** ![OpalCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/8edcca/32.png) [@OpalCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OpalCat)\
**Post date:** [February 1, 2009, 1:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-picture-thread-before-after-make-up-or-other-things/483840/28 "2009-02-01T01:35:53Z")

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> [@Reply](#):
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> I love this one! I think it makes you look beautiful 🙂

Aw, thank you! That photo (mainly the hair) was actually the inspiration for this painting of mine: [Being Art](http://gallery.opalcat.com/gallery/art_book_09_2008/06_paintings?full=1)

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**Author:** ![OpalCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/8edcca/32.png) [@OpalCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OpalCat)\
**Post date:** [February 1, 2009, 1:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-picture-thread-before-after-make-up-or-other-things/483840/29 "2009-02-01T01:37:45Z")

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> [@Pyper](#):
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> [With full makeup](http://www.flickr.com/photos/32527822@N04/3038837266/)  
> [With no makeup, wet hair, and glasses. Yikes!](http://www.flickr.com/photos/32527822@N04/3038837266/)

These link to the same photo

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**Author:** ![Pyper](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Pyper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pyper)\
**Post date:** [February 1, 2009, 1:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-picture-thread-before-after-make-up-or-other-things/483840/30 "2009-02-01T01:47:28Z")

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> [@OpalCat](#):
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> These link to the same photo

Doh!

Here’s [without makeup](http://www.flickr.com/photos/32527822@N04/3242118845/in/photostream/), I hope.

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**Author:** ![Robot\_Arm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/robot_arm/32/18280_2.png) [@Robot\_Arm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Robot_Arm)\
**Post date:** [February 1, 2009, 2:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-picture-thread-before-after-make-up-or-other-things/483840/31 "2009-02-01T02:00:24Z")

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> [@JustAnotherGeek](#):
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> waitasecond! I missed the thread! Icanhaslinkplz?

> **[Boston Dopefest soon?](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=502923)**
>
> The venerable Robot Arm and I were wondering if it’s time to round up the usual suspects for a Boston Dopefest. I, for one, have a raging case of winter doldrums and would love to get together for dinner or something. Any takers? I’m not even...

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**Author:** ![NinetyWt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/cc9497/32.png) [@NinetyWt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NinetyWt)\
**Post date:** [February 1, 2009, 3:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-picture-thread-before-after-make-up-or-other-things/483840/32 "2009-02-01T03:32:56Z")

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> [@CairoCarol](#):
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> **NinetyWt** - I can’t get that link open, much to my disappointment (30 pics is a feast).

Hmm. Try opening just [one](http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i84/NinetyWt/Curlytop/SeniorPortrait.jpg) (HS photo).

There’s only 19 pics in the album, not 30. 🙂

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**Author:** ![jayjay](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jayjay/32/6765_2.png) [@jayjay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jayjay)\
**Post date:** [February 1, 2009, 4:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-picture-thread-before-after-make-up-or-other-things/483840/33 "2009-02-01T04:18:36Z")

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> [@Scarlett67](#):
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> That’s 13? You look like a bank manager.

I was thinking more like “county-level politician”.

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**Author:** ![CairoCarol](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cairocarol/32/3825_2.png) [@CairoCarol](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CairoCarol)\
**Post date:** [February 1, 2009, 4:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-picture-thread-before-after-make-up-or-other-things/483840/34 "2009-02-01T04:23:00Z")

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Hmm, 30 years, 30 photos … someone needs a little help with their reading comprehension, and it isn’t the _other_ posters in this thread.

One pic worked fine **NinetyWt** - I take it that was a “before.” I don’t know how old you are, but the glasses, clothing and hairstyle look very similar to my era - I graduated in 1976.

**Pyper** , your “supernerd” picture is actually really cute, I think … okay, you don’t look like a supermodel in that shot, but you look like someone I’d want to know - smart and funny.

Speaking of glasses, mine are really thick so I generally stick with contact lenses. I’ll post again in a little while with a picture of me wearing them.

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**Author:** ![OpalCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/8edcca/32.png) [@OpalCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OpalCat)\
**Post date:** [February 1, 2009, 4:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-picture-thread-before-after-make-up-or-other-things/483840/35 "2009-02-01T04:32:35Z")

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> [@Scarlett67](#):
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> That’s 13? You look like a bank manager.

My son is 13. These photos look decades apart!

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**Author:** ![CairoCarol](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cairocarol/32/3825_2.png) [@CairoCarol](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CairoCarol)\
**Post date:** [February 1, 2009, 4:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-picture-thread-before-after-make-up-or-other-things/483840/36 "2009-02-01T04:48:06Z")

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Ah, here we go: [me wearing glasses.](http://www.flickr.com/photos/7971087@N03/3242530853/) That makes for a much more dramatic contrast in my case. As you can imagine, I wear contact lenses most of the time.

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**Author:** ![overlyverbose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/9dc877/32.png) [@overlyverbose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/overlyverbose)\
**Post date:** [February 1, 2009, 5:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-picture-thread-before-after-make-up-or-other-things/483840/37 "2009-02-01T05:21:44Z")

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[This](http://picasaweb.google.com/lh/photo/uefY5ecc-IVBuPvtVm8_nQ?authkey=Ml8YJbbWpwI&feat=directlink) is me without makeup. It was taken four years ago.

[This](http://picasaweb.google.com/lh/photo/vYqHYJARD7NaXtX6Wu31QQ?authkey=c9Eto27z67Y&feat=directlink) is me with makeup, taken last month. I had fallen asleep at the foot of the bed, though, hence the somewhat goofy look on my face. I think my husband caught me in the middle of saying, “What?” He had brought my son in to wake me up.

I haven’t found a digital pic of me in full spackle - I think I have them all hard copy and I’m far too lazy to scan them.

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**Author:** ![Isamu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/7c8e57/32.png) [@Isamu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Isamu)\
**Post date:** [February 1, 2009, 5:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-picture-thread-before-after-make-up-or-other-things/483840/38 "2009-02-01T05:36:09Z")

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> [@3acresandatruck](#):
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> Ha! **CairoCarol** , I can’t see any difference in your pictures. You ladies got nothing. Now _this_ is scary: before and after the passage of 4 decades.  
> [Me at age 13.](http://i302.photobucket.com/albums/nn106/3aaat/file004/thenandnow1.jpg)  
> [Me at age 53.](http://i302.photobucket.com/albums/nn106/3aaat/file004/thenandnow2.jpg)

13? Really? You look like a full grown man. I guess you were the guy in school who bought the booze for your underaged friends.

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**Author:** ![Lionne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Lionne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lionne)\
**Post date:** [February 1, 2009, 5:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-picture-thread-before-after-make-up-or-other-things/483840/39 "2009-02-01T05:41:08Z")

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[No makeup](http://img136.imageshack.us/img136/978/13109011mc9.jpg) (I actually just washed my face)  
[Seven minutes later](http://img242.imageshack.us/img242/7828/13109012lh3.jpg)  
If I’m going out, I put a little more emphasis on the eyes, but this is my normal makeup.

It’s really weird to stare at yourself closely for longer than a minute.

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**Author:** ![tesseract](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/bb73d2/32.png) [@tesseract](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tesseract)\
**Post date:** [February 1, 2009, 6:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-picture-thread-before-after-make-up-or-other-things/483840/40 "2009-02-01T06:01:22Z")

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> [@Reply](#):
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> My turn. [Before](http://picasaweb.google.com/random789/Sdme?authkey=wjePu6ZPVPw#5297629270268205474).  
> And after [rock](http://picasaweb.google.com/random789/Sdme?authkey=wjePu6ZPVPw#5297629109874890914) [climbing](http://picasaweb.google.com/random789/Sdme?authkey=wjePu6ZPVPw#5297629223396695330).  
> Including a conceited (and slightly drunk, I think) [self-portrait in the bathroom mirror](http://picasaweb.google.com/random789/Sdme?authkey=wjePu6ZPVPw#5297629141499198322), heh.

Wow, nice job, **Reply**! You look great. How much weight did you lose?

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