# A pig's clitoris is inside the vagina **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [December 13, 2010, 12:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-pigs-clitoris-is-inside-the-vagina/563935 "2010-12-13T00:44:42Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 10\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![ShibbOleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@ShibbOleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShibbOleth)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2010, 9:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-pigs-clitoris-is-inside-the-vagina/563935/21 "2010-12-13T21:23:52Z")
> [@BigT](#): > > I wonder if the corkscrew penis of the male also provides more pleasure. > > What? Definitely something about Intelligent Design here… maybe god is porcine? ---
**Author:** ![WhyNot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c77e96/32.png) [@WhyNot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WhyNot)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2010, 9:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-pigs-clitoris-is-inside-the-vagina/563935/22 "2010-12-13T21:29:37Z")
> [@ShibbOleth](#): > > Definitely something about Intelligent Design here… maybe god is porcine? Could be. Bacon is proof that Og loves us, after all. ---
**Author:** ![Quasimodem](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/e274bd/32.png) [@Quasimodem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quasimodem)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2010, 10:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-pigs-clitoris-is-inside-the-vagina/563935/23 "2010-12-13T22:31:17Z")
My in-laws are always complaining that I’m too taciturn at family gatherings. Q ---
**Author:** ![Malthus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/85f322/32.png) [@Malthus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malthus)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2010, 11:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-pigs-clitoris-is-inside-the-vagina/563935/24 "2010-12-13T23:53:27Z")
> [@Freddy\_the\_Pig](#): > > I can’t speak for the sow, but it kicks ass for the boar. It makes masturbation a bitch, though, especially since we don’t have opposable thumbs. Not a problem. Just get Rebecca Loos in on that action: > **[Farmyard furore as Five lets Rebecca Loos on porker](https://www.theguardian.com/media/2004/oct/06/realitytv.broadcasting)** > > 12.15pm: Five is heading for a new storm over dumbed down reality TV shows after screening its most controversial broadcast yet in which David Beckham's alleged lover was shown masturbating a pig. By John Plunkett. ---
**Author:** ![Regallag\_The\_Axe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/regallag_the_axe/32/445_2.png) [@Regallag\_The\_Axe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Regallag_The_Axe)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2010, 1:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-pigs-clitoris-is-inside-the-vagina/563935/25 "2010-12-14T01:24:21Z")
> [@Scumpup](#): > > There’s a joke about “the best way to eat pork” in there somewhere, but I’ll be goddamned if I can articulate it. I never thought I’d say this, but… I really don’t want to hear that joke. ---
**Author:** ![pseudotriton\_ruber\_ruber](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/a9a28c/32.png) [@pseudotriton\_ruber\_ruber](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pseudotriton_ruber_ruber)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2010, 1:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-pigs-clitoris-is-inside-the-vagina/563935/26 "2010-12-14T01:51:09Z")
> [@Pullet](#): > > Do you have a cite? IIRC from 1st year comparative anatomy, the clitoris of a pig is not inside its vagina. It is inside the antrum, the common opening for both the urethra and the vagina, which then leads out to the vulva. > I can’t find my anatomy books, though, and the diagrams google is giving me are rather simplistic to clarify such a nuanced point. IOW, in a pig’s ass, it is. ---
**Author:** ![Quasimodem](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/e274bd/32.png) [@Quasimodem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quasimodem)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2010, 3:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-pigs-clitoris-is-inside-the-vagina/563935/27 "2010-12-14T03:49:42Z")
> [@Malthus](#): > > Not a problem. Just get Rebecca Loos in on that action: > > [Farmyard furore as Five lets Rebecca Loos on porker | Media | The Guardian](http://www.guardian.co.uk/media/2004/oct/06/realitytv.broadcasting) Holy crap! Look at those balls!:eek: Or don’t. Q ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2010, 3:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-pigs-clitoris-is-inside-the-vagina/563935/28 "2010-12-14T03:55:16Z")
At least it’s not in her throat. You’d NEVER get any piglets that way! ---
**Author:** ![billfish678](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7bcc69/32.png) [@billfish678](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/billfish678)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2010, 10:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-pigs-clitoris-is-inside-the-vagina/563935/29 "2010-12-14T10:15:34Z")
> [@WhyNot](#): > > Yeah, it’s not in the vagina. It’s roughly analagous to where it is on humans, if our labia were a bit longer and formed an antrum of our vulvas. To say a pig’s clitoris is in her vagina is using the layspeak version of “vagina”, meaning everything south of the mons and north of the anus: then humans’ clits are in the vagina, too! > > . Volcanoes of Mars, Jerry Seinfelds ex girlfriend. Man, I am getting confused here. ---
**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2010, 8:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-pigs-clitoris-is-inside-the-vagina/563935/30 "2010-12-14T20:49:11Z")
> [@hotflungwok](#): > > I thought I remember reading somewhere that female pigs have higher successful fertilization rates if they are sexually stimulated during the act. Female humans, too. I suspect that is the case with most mammals. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-pigs-clitoris-is-inside-the-vagina/563935.md?page=1)