# A pill CANNOT enlarge your penis!! **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [January 24, 2007, 5:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-pill-cannot-enlarge-your-penis/389273 "2007-01-24T17:43:04Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![El\_Cid\_Viscoso](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/41988e/32.png) [@El\_Cid\_Viscoso](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Cid_Viscoso)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2007, 9:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-pill-cannot-enlarge-your-penis/389273/61 "2007-01-25T21:41:21Z")
You know, a diet pill can enlarge your penis. Or rather, reduce the volume of the rolls obscuring it. Is that a semantic thing? ---
**Author:** ![ArrMatey](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/arrmatey/32/3522_2.png) [@ArrMatey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ArrMatey)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2007, 10:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-pill-cannot-enlarge-your-penis/389273/62 "2007-01-25T22:17:58Z")
[QUOTE=Steve MB] Well, if you manage to jam a sufficiently large pill into your urethra, it would. Mind you, I’m not saying there wouldn’t be side effects… [/QUOTE] _whimpers and passes out in the corner_ ---
**Author:** ![According\_to\_Pliny](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8e7dd6/32.png) [@According\_to\_Pliny](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/According_to_Pliny)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2007, 1:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-pill-cannot-enlarge-your-penis/389273/63 "2007-01-26T01:51:40Z")
[QUOTE=Lynn Bodoni] He said that he’d recently gotten spam for discount hysterectomies. [/QUOTE] Can they send one by express mail to my ex? She’s having troubles again. ---
**Author:** ![Grrr](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/grrr/32/146_2.png) [@Grrr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Grrr)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2007, 8:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-pill-cannot-enlarge-your-penis/389273/64 "2007-01-26T08:09:24Z")
Huh, I got a hand written letter once (US postal mail) addressed to me. Inside the letter was a hand written note that said: _“Hey bro, I was reading the paper the other day and immediately thought of you when I read it. Thought you might be interested.”_ In it was a fake torn out newspaper article praising what wonders this particular penis enlargement pill does. My only thought was: None of my guy friends have ever seen my penis! Even if they did and sent me a letter like that, I think my head would explode!! The things these marketing guys think of is amazing. ---
**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2007, 3:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-pill-cannot-enlarge-your-penis/389273/65 "2007-01-26T15:29:24Z")
[QUOTE=SHAKES] …My only thought was: None of my guy friends have ever seen my penis! Even if they did and sent me a letter like that, I think my head would explode!!.. [/QUOTE] They all fucked your girlfriend. Second hand info (so to speak). ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2007, 4:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-pill-cannot-enlarge-your-penis/389273/66 "2007-01-26T16:32:40Z")
[QUOTE=NurseCarmen] A pill CANNOT enlarge your penis!! [/QUOTE] Actually, that’s okay. What I want is a pill that’ll make everyone else’s smaller. ---
**Author:** ![NurseCarmen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/5daacb/32.png) [@NurseCarmen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NurseCarmen)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2007, 5:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-pill-cannot-enlarge-your-penis/389273/67 "2007-01-26T17:57:01Z")
[QUOTE=lieu] Actually, that’s okay. What I want is a pill that’ll make everyone else’s smaller. [/QUOTE] A cold pill? ---
**Author:** ![Lust4Life](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ecc23a/32.png) [@Lust4Life](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lust4Life)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2007, 7:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-pill-cannot-enlarge-your-penis/389273/68 "2007-01-28T19:57:51Z")
In fact put a pill in your shoe and it makes you limp. ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_fight\_the\_hypothetical](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/59ef9b/32.png) [@Don\_t\_fight\_the\_hypothetical](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_fight_the_hypothetical)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2007, 12:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-pill-cannot-enlarge-your-penis/389273/69 "2007-01-29T00:27:36Z")
[QUOTE=elucidator] They all fucked your girlfriend. [/QUOTE] Ok, _that’s_ funny. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2007, 2:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-pill-cannot-enlarge-your-penis/389273/70 "2007-01-29T02:44:23Z")
69 replies and nobody’s dropped the name of Bob and his favorite product **Enzyte**? ---
**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2007, 2:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-pill-cannot-enlarge-your-penis/389273/71 "2007-01-29T02:55:29Z")
[QUOTE=NurseCarmen] Not a nurse. Not a Carmen. Not living in a Zen Arcade. Male computer geek from Minnesota actually. [/QUOTE] I thought you ( and everyone else) was a dog. ---
**Author:** ![Princhester](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/3e96dc/32.png) [@Princhester](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Princhester)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2007, 3:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-pill-cannot-enlarge-your-penis/389273/72 "2007-01-29T03:16:07Z")
[QUOTE=lieu] Actually, that’s okay. What I want is a pill that’ll make everyone else’s smaller. [/QUOTE] Actually \*\*NurseCarmen \*\* already had this idea. He’s been taking the enlargement pills, and he knows they work. He also knows that if the rest of us find this out, his advantage will be lost… Your little scheme is foiled, **NurseCarmen** , I’m writing away for my pills TODAY! ---
**Author:** ![Tenar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/35a633/32.png) [@Tenar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tenar)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2007, 3:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-pill-cannot-enlarge-your-penis/389273/73 "2007-01-29T03:27:25Z")
[QUOTE=John DiFool] 69 replies and nobody’s dropped the name of Bob and his favorite product **Enzyte**? [/QUOTE] If Enzyte worked, I doubt they would have needed to resort to [credit card fraud](http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/14944410/). ---
**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2007, 4:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-pill-cannot-enlarge-your-penis/389273/74 "2007-01-29T04:05:13Z")
[QUOTE=Princhester] …Your little scheme is foiled, **NurseCarmen** , I’m writing away for my pills TODAY! [/QUOTE] Do not underestimate the treachery and cunning of a Minnesotan. You have been warned, I darenot say more. ---
**Author:** ![fisha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/da6949/32.png) [@fisha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fisha)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2007, 4:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-pill-cannot-enlarge-your-penis/389273/75 "2007-01-29T04:41:38Z")
[QUOTE=elucidator] Do not underestimate the treachery and cunning of a Minnesotan. You have been warned, I darenot say more. [/QUOTE] Damnit, **Luci** , don’t make me fire up the wood chipper. And consider your hotdish privileges suspended until further notice. ---
**Author:** ![lee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lee/32/7455_2.png) [@lee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lee)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2007, 6:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-pill-cannot-enlarge-your-penis/389273/76 "2007-01-29T06:50:34Z")
Certain pills can make ones penis much, much smaller. Is there really no pill that would make a penis bigger? ---
**Author:** ![AskNott](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asknott/32/5790_2.png) [@AskNott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AskNott)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2007, 6:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-pill-cannot-enlarge-your-penis/389273/77 "2007-01-30T18:02:03Z")
[QUOTE=threnodyangelfire] I don’t now about that, but apparently, [Beer does](http://www.news.com.au/story/0,23599,21060623-13762,00.html). [/QUOTE] This is too rich! People from all over the EU are flocking to the town of _Ruse_ to buy a breast-enlarging product. :rolleyes: :smack: ---
**Author:** ![Alan\_Smithee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/2acd7d/32.png) [@Alan\_Smithee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alan_Smithee)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2007, 7:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-pill-cannot-enlarge-your-penis/389273/78 "2007-01-30T19:33:54Z")
Not just a breast-enlarging product, breast-enlarging _beer_! I mean, that’s win-win, right? ---
**Author:** ![rayh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e79b87/32.png) [@rayh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rayh)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2007, 8:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-pill-cannot-enlarge-your-penis/389273/79 "2007-01-30T20:09:31Z")
[QUOTE=Alan Smithee] Not just a breast-enlarging product, breast-enlarging _beer_! I mean, that’s win-win, right? [/QUOTE] Just don’t expect ME to drink it, my breasts are big enough already, thank you. ---
**Author:** ![sturmhauke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e47c2d/32.png) [@sturmhauke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sturmhauke)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2007, 2:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-pill-cannot-enlarge-your-penis/389273/80 "2007-01-31T02:02:19Z")
So if you’re a guy and you accidentally drink breast beer, do you get man boobs? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-pill-cannot-enlarge-your-penis/389273.md?page=3) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-pill-cannot-enlarge-your-penis/389273.md?page=5)