# A Pilot Is Grounded. A Lawyer Is Disbarred. A Doctor Is:

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**Category:** Factual Questions\
**Created:** [February 6, 2015, 5:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-pilot-is-grounded-a-lawyer-is-disbarred-a-doctor-is/711987 "2015-02-06T17:55:31Z")\
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**Post date:** [February 9, 2015, 10:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-pilot-is-grounded-a-lawyer-is-disbarred-a-doctor-is/711987/121 "2015-02-09T22:37:04Z")

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> [@robert\_columbia](#):
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Some kid wrote,  
“Photosynthesis is a way plants have of taking pictures of synthesises. Then they eat them.”

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