# A Pit thread for monstro

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-pit-thread-for-monstro/854442>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [May 25, 2020, 1:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-pit-thread-for-monstro/854442 "2020-05-25T13:42:37Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 12\
**Page:** 2

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**Author:** ![The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_stainless_steel_rat/32/5727_2.png) [@The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Stainless_Steel_Rat)\
**Post date:** [May 26, 2020, 12:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-pit-thread-for-monstro/854442/21 "2020-05-26T00:40:56Z")

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> [@ratatoskK](#):
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> Is this just two guys looking for a fight?

Well, since monstro is, IIRC, a woman, you’re not quite right…

However, it does seem to me to be two posters who are violently in general agreement…

Press on.

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**Author:** ![BigT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bigt/32/12044_2.png) [@BigT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BigT)\
**Post date:** [May 26, 2020, 1:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-pit-thread-for-monstro/854442/22 "2020-05-26T01:30:27Z")

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> [@Riemann](#):
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> Fuck people who claim that _their_ religion is not really about the dangerous superstitious nonsense that religions often teach, _their_ religion is all about spirituality and community; yet somehow they can find no acceptable way to celebrate their beliefs other than to recklessly endanger the health of their entire communities.

And I find myself in general agreement, despite actually being a Christian.

If your church is about community, well, we all know you can have those online. We’re talking in one right now. And you can even get more personal with video calls, so you get body language. The only thing you can’t do is touch, but we can’d do that anyways due to social distancing.

And if your church is about spirituality, why is your spirituality so limited? Why do you think a supernatural being is confined to the four walls of a buliding? I know that the Christian God is omnipresent. I know that the same tools that allow us to be together virtually allow us to pray together, worship together, etc. I know that you can get your sermon or Bible reading online.

So, yeah, I can’t really respect those saying that somehow they need to be able to meet together for their religion. I argue they are just using religion as an excuse for their own wants–at best.

No, not even if you try to quote scripture at me. I know those scriptures, too. No one is saying we permanently forsake assembling together, and two or three can be gathered together virtually–online, on the phone, etc. If not, then every person who gets too sick to go to church has been sinning.

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**Author:** ![asahi](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asahi/32/8693_2.png) [@asahi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/asahi)\
**Post date:** [May 26, 2020, 2:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-pit-thread-for-monstro/854442/23 "2020-05-26T02:37:03Z")

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> [@RTFirefly](#):
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> It still blows my mind that anyone familiar with Christian community could in any way confuse being part of a televangelist’s audience with being part of a faith community. This is my issue with you. If you have been confused about this, you can stop being confused now.

Not worth pitting.

Lots of other shit that’s worth a pitting than this.

Got yer back, monstro (no offense to RTF, who is also a good poster, IMO).🆒

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**Author:** ![HelenGawn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a88e4f/32.png) [@HelenGawn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HelenGawn)\
**Post date:** [May 26, 2020, 3:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-pit-thread-for-monstro/854442/24 "2020-05-26T03:00:45Z")

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> [@CairoCarol](#):
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> IMHO that thread took a wrong turn right about here:
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> First, that’s a crappy analogy. The comparison that better reflects reality is, “What if an in-person church experience were replaced by a message board like the SDMB?” The answer is that it wouldn’t be exactly the same, but it could certainly be an enormously helpful, meaningful substitute if circumstances warranted it.
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> AFAICT, **monstro** agrees with that proposition. I’m honestly not sure what **RTFirefly** believes. It’s kind of a weird argument they’re having.

A congregational message board sounds like an excellent idea. I wonder if any churches have tried it.

Sorry, back to your Baffling Battle.

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**Author:** ![Esprise\_Me](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/esprise_me/32/2947_2.png) [@Esprise\_Me](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Esprise_Me)\
**Post date:** [May 26, 2020, 3:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-pit-thread-for-monstro/854442/25 "2020-05-26T03:01:34Z")

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I feel like these kinds of discussions could use an acknowledgment that social distancing is really hard for a lot of us. It’s a necessary evil at this time, of course, and anger toward people endangering others is sometimes appropriate, or at least understandable. But quite honestly, the available substitutes for in-person communication kind of feel like the emotional equivalent of drinking water to try to fool your stomach into thinking you’re not hungry. Maybe some people are perfectly content with the current state of affairs; more power to them. But can we be a little less flippant, a little less dismissive of those who are mourning the loss of something that was meaningful to them?

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**Author:** ![kambuckta](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/53a042/32.png) [@kambuckta](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kambuckta)\
**Post date:** [May 26, 2020, 10:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-pit-thread-for-monstro/854442/26 "2020-05-26T10:08:15Z")

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This is a pitting? Fuck’s sake.

😉

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**Author:** ![Grrr](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/grrr/32/146_2.png) [@Grrr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Grrr)\
**Post date:** [May 26, 2020, 10:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-pit-thread-for-monstro/854442/27 "2020-05-26T10:17:25Z")

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Lol Pitting **Monstro**?

What’s the OP gonna do for an encore? Pit \*\*Beck[/]?

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**Author:** ![kambuckta](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/53a042/32.png) [@kambuckta](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kambuckta)\
**Post date:** [May 26, 2020, 10:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-pit-thread-for-monstro/854442/28 "2020-05-26T10:54:02Z")

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> [@Grrr](#):
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> Lol Pitting **Monstro**?
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> What’s the OP gonna do for an encore? Pit \*\*Beck[/]?

😃

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**Author:** ![CarnalK](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnalk/32/486_2.png) [@CarnalK](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CarnalK)\
**Post date:** [May 26, 2020, 3:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-pit-thread-for-monstro/854442/29 "2020-05-26T15:16:22Z")

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In case anyone is confused, RTFirefly frequently misunderstands or fails to understand things so he can be all indignant and righteous. Guess he derives some pleasure from it. That’s what’s happening here.

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**Author:** ![QuickSilver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quicksilver/32/7832_2.png) [@QuickSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/QuickSilver)\
**Post date:** [May 26, 2020, 3:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-pit-thread-for-monstro/854442/30 "2020-05-26T15:30:33Z")

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> [@CarnalK](#):
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> In case anyone is confused, RTFirefly frequently misunderstands or fails to understand things so he can be all indignant and righteous. Guess he derives some pleasure from it. That’s what’s happening here.

Pedantry isn’t just some borough in the middle of England, you know.

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**Author:** ![CarnalK](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnalk/32/486_2.png) [@CarnalK](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CarnalK)\
**Post date:** [May 26, 2020, 3:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-pit-thread-for-monstro/854442/31 "2020-05-26T15:57:34Z")

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I made no mention of pedantry. Try again. . \<— that’s you RTF. That’s how you talk.

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**Author:** ![Bill\_Door](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/50afbb/32.png) [@Bill\_Door](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bill_Door)\
**Post date:** [May 26, 2020, 4:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-pit-thread-for-monstro/854442/32 "2020-05-26T16:14:48Z")

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> [@RTFirefly](#):
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> (snip)It still blows my mind that anyone familiar with Christian community could in any way confuse being part of a televangelist’s audience with being part of a faith community. This is my issue with you. If you have been confused about this, you can stop being confused now.

I get it. What you’re saying is that they open their eggs from the small end, while you open your eggs from the large end. You’ve certainly set me straight. I can see why you think there’s significant differences between you and them, I just don’t know why you think anyone else would.

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