# A plastic glass, an online paper, and other material contradictions

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**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [April 14, 2022, 7:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-plastic-glass-an-online-paper-and-other-material-contradictions/962836 "2022-04-14T19:52:17Z")\
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**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\
**Post date:** [April 14, 2022, 9:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-plastic-glass-an-online-paper-and-other-material-contradictions/962836/21 "2022-04-14T21:06:59Z")

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> [@Chronos](#):
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> “Glasses” has two different meanings, and both of them are now often made of plastic.

Thank your deity of choice – my military-issued glass lenses were so heavy that I got blisters on the bridge of my nose!

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**Author:** ![Grrr](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/grrr/32/146_2.png) [@Grrr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Grrr)\
**Post date:** [April 14, 2022, 9:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-plastic-glass-an-online-paper-and-other-material-contradictions/962836/22 "2022-04-14T21:13:27Z")

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The letter “W”. It’s NOT double-U, it’s double-V.

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**Author:** ![TriPolar](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tripolar/32/3008_2.png) [@TriPolar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TriPolar)\
**Post date:** [April 14, 2022, 9:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-plastic-glass-an-online-paper-and-other-material-contradictions/962836/23 "2022-04-14T21:14:09Z")

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> [@Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](#):
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> You’d never say, “Can you hand me a tin foil? And also a lead?”

Can you hand me that roll of tin foil? Can you hand me a box of pencil leads for my mechanical pencil?

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**Author:** ![Exapno\_Mapcase](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/exapno_mapcase/32/1051_2.png) [@Exapno\_Mapcase](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Exapno_Mapcase)\
**Post date:** [April 14, 2022, 9:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-plastic-glass-an-online-paper-and-other-material-contradictions/962836/24 "2022-04-14T21:14:49Z")

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Baby powder?

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**Author:** ![Grrr](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/grrr/32/146_2.png) [@Grrr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Grrr)\
**Post date:** [April 14, 2022, 9:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-plastic-glass-an-online-paper-and-other-material-contradictions/962836/25 "2022-04-14T21:16:57Z")

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Measuring square should be measuring triangle.

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**Author:** ![k9bfriender](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/k9bfriender/32/3283_2.png) [@k9bfriender](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/k9bfriender)\
**Post date:** [April 14, 2022, 9:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-plastic-glass-an-online-paper-and-other-material-contradictions/962836/26 "2022-04-14T21:19:33Z")

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A telescoping antenna is not made out of telescopes.

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**Author:** ![mbh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a6a055/32.png) [@mbh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mbh)\
**Post date:** [April 14, 2022, 9:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-plastic-glass-an-online-paper-and-other-material-contradictions/962836/27 "2022-04-14T21:21:14Z")

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When you “tickle the ivories”, the piano keys are probably plastic.

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**Author:** ![Dr.Strangelove](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr.strangelove/32/6613_2.png) [@Dr.Strangelove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Strangelove)\
**Post date:** [April 14, 2022, 9:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-plastic-glass-an-online-paper-and-other-material-contradictions/962836/28 "2022-04-14T21:25:43Z")

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Film and tape. Declining in use, but not unheard of to say you have a film or tape of something when you may only have a digital copy. Also used as verbs.

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**Author:** ![mbh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a6a055/32.png) [@mbh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mbh)\
**Post date:** [April 14, 2022, 9:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-plastic-glass-an-online-paper-and-other-material-contradictions/962836/29 "2022-04-14T21:35:12Z")

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Sailors’ oilskins were never made of skin, and today are rarely waterproofed with oil. (Although plastic is made **from** oil, so you could quibble about that.)

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**Author:** ![Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/left_hand_of_dorkness/32/7156_2.png) [@Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Left_Hand_of_Dorkness)\
**Post date:** [April 14, 2022, 9:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-plastic-glass-an-online-paper-and-other-material-contradictions/962836/30 "2022-04-14T21:36:19Z")

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> [@TriPolar](#):
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> Can you hand me that roll of tin foil? Can you hand me a box of pencil leads for my mechanical pencil?

Yes, but the object is “roll” and “box,” not “tin foil” or “lead.” **Miller** makes a case that “a lead” is a thing, and I maybe buy that; but “a tin foil” ain’t.

> [@Grrr](#):
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> Measuring square should be measuring triangle.

A square is not a material.

> [@Grrr](#):
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> The letter “W”. It’s NOT double-U, it’s double-V.

A U is not a material.

> [@Chronos](#):
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> The fine silver you set out on the dining-room table is probably stainless steel.

A silver is not an object.

> [@Exapno\_Mapcase](#):
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> Baby powder?

Ha ha! A powder is not an object.

> [@Dr.Strangelove](#):
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> . Declining in use, but not unheard of to say you have a film or tape of something when you may only have a digital copy.

Ooh, nice! “I saw a film” works really well.

> [@mbh](#):
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> Sailors’ oilskins were never made of skin, and today are rarely waterproofed with oil. (Although plastic is made **from** oil, so you could quibble about that.)

Then the object was never named for the material.

I guess this is a harder concept than I thought!

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**Author:** ![JohnGalt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johngalt/32/184_2.png) [@JohnGalt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnGalt)\
**Post date:** [April 14, 2022, 9:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-plastic-glass-an-online-paper-and-other-material-contradictions/962836/31 "2022-04-14T21:40:26Z")

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At the large computer company I used to work at, before the use of PowerPoint and projectors, the transparency sheets used on overhead projectors were called “foils”. I never heard a good explanation why that was so.

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**Author:** ![Dr.Strangelove](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr.strangelove/32/6613_2.png) [@Dr.Strangelove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Strangelove)\
**Post date:** [April 14, 2022, 9:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-plastic-glass-an-online-paper-and-other-material-contradictions/962836/32 "2022-04-14T21:46:45Z")

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> [@Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](#):
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> Ooh, nice! “I saw a film” works really well.

I thought you were going to nitpick that the words don’t exactly refer to the material, but rather the structure of the material (i.e., a film of celluloid plastic). However, I was going to counter-nitpick that the same is true of glass, which refers to any amorphous solid and not a specific molecular composition.

I think people still use “mixtape” occasionally, even if it’s just a playlist on a streaming service.

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**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\
**Post date:** [April 14, 2022, 9:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-plastic-glass-an-online-paper-and-other-material-contradictions/962836/33 "2022-04-14T21:49:22Z")

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> [@Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](#):
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> A silver is not an object.

How about silverware?

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**Post date:** [April 14, 2022, 9:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-plastic-glass-an-online-paper-and-other-material-contradictions/962836/34 "2022-04-14T21:56:55Z")

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> [@JohnGalt](#):
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> before the use of PowerPoint and projectors…

Not quite “material”, but I’m surprised people still refer to a single image from a PowerPoint presentation as a “slide”.

I did a lot of presentations, and it’s probably been thirty-five years since I loaded slides in a carousel (upside down, of course!) before I gave a talk.

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**Author:** ![Richard\_Pearse](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/richard_pearse/32/13144_2.png) [@Richard\_Pearse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Richard_Pearse)\
**Post date:** [April 14, 2022, 9:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-plastic-glass-an-online-paper-and-other-material-contradictions/962836/35 "2022-04-14T21:59:56Z")

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It’s called a square because it has a square corner, ie a right angle. So it’s not a misnomer at all.

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**Author:** ![Pardel-Lux](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pardel-lux/32/20182_2.png) [@Pardel-Lux](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pardel-Lux)\
**Post date:** [April 14, 2022, 10:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-plastic-glass-an-online-paper-and-other-material-contradictions/962836/36 "2022-04-14T22:00:35Z")

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> [@JohnGalt](#):
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> I never heard a good explanation why that was so.

I would venture that it is a literal mistranslation from German, were [Folie](https://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Folie) refers to a sheet, like in paper sheet or plastic sheet (bingo!), steming from Latin _[folium](https://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Folium)_. Compare too [transparency or viewfoil](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Transparency_(projection)) with [Overheadfolie](https://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Overheadfolie).  
It is interesting that the [English Wikipedia](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Overhead_projector#History) does not mention that the modern overhead projector was developed by Carl Zeiss in Germany, as the [German Wikipedia](https://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Overheadprojektor#Geschichte) claims.

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**Author:** ![Grrr](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/grrr/32/146_2.png) [@Grrr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Grrr)\
**Post date:** [April 14, 2022, 10:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-plastic-glass-an-online-paper-and-other-material-contradictions/962836/37 "2022-04-14T22:12:52Z")

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> [@Richard\_Pearse](#):
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> It’s called a square because it has a square corner, ie a right angle. So it’s not a misnomer at all.

> [@Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](#):
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> A U is not a material.

I see my humor is wasted on you guys. 🙂

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**Author:** ![Richard\_Pearse](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/richard_pearse/32/13144_2.png) [@Richard\_Pearse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Richard_Pearse)\
**Post date:** [April 14, 2022, 10:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-plastic-glass-an-online-paper-and-other-material-contradictions/962836/38 "2022-04-14T22:15:23Z")

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We are the forever humourless.

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**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\
**Post date:** [April 14, 2022, 10:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-plastic-glass-an-online-paper-and-other-material-contradictions/962836/39 "2022-04-14T22:36:22Z")

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We used to think that one’s temperament was a product of the proportion of various fluids in one’s body, but no we know that your humor is unrelated to your humors.

(I know, not an object…)

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**Author:** ![Exapno\_Mapcase](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/exapno_mapcase/32/1051_2.png) [@Exapno\_Mapcase](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Exapno_Mapcase)\
**Post date:** [April 15, 2022, 1:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-plastic-glass-an-online-paper-and-other-material-contradictions/962836/40 "2022-04-15T01:09:33Z")

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> [@Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](#):
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> A powder is not an object.

What is it? A concept?

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