# A plea from Crunchy Frog to all Dopers **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 28, 2001, 2:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-plea-from-crunchy-frog-to-all-dopers/52071 "2001-01-28T02:04:55Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Crunchy\_Frog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ebca7d/32.png) [@Crunchy\_Frog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crunchy_Frog)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2001, 2:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-plea-from-crunchy-frog-to-all-dopers/52071/1 "2001-01-28T02:04:55Z")
Hello friends. You know I love you all, right? Except that one guy. I hate that guy. Fuck him. But I love the rest of you! Now I don’t ask much – at least I haven’t in the past 48 hours or so. But I have a very important favor to ask everyone here: PLEASE DO NOT POST WHO WINS THE SUPERBOWL TOMORROW IN THE SUBJECT LINE! I work 4-midnight and I’ll be working tomorrow when the SuperBowl is played and so I have to tape it. I would like to not know the outcome of the game when I watch it, so PLEASE if you discuss the game, don’t post the winning team’s name in the subject line. ::on knees:: _Please please please **PLEASE** _ don’t spoil the game for me. Thank you and don’t forget I love you all\*. \*Except that guy. ---
**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2001, 2:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-plea-from-crunchy-frog-to-all-dopers/52071/2 "2001-01-28T02:08:37Z")
Weeelllll… I never could refuse a man on his knees. 🙂 I promise not to post _anything_ about the Super Bowl. ---
**Author:** ![Crunchy\_Frog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ebca7d/32.png) [@Crunchy\_Frog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crunchy_Frog)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2001, 2:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-plea-from-crunchy-frog-to-all-dopers/52071/3 "2001-01-28T02:14:24Z")
**Arden Ranger** - you know, as long as I’m down here, and we seem to be alone… 😉 Superbowl to flirting in one post. I think that’s a new record for one of my own threads. I usually stay on topic for at least 3 posts. ---
**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2001, 2:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-plea-from-crunchy-frog-to-all-dopers/52071/4 "2001-01-28T02:20:13Z")
Go me! Seeing as you’re down there… 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Nymysys](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/f6c823/32.png) [@Nymysys](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nymysys)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2001, 2:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-plea-from-crunchy-frog-to-all-dopers/52071/5 "2001-01-28T02:20:20Z")
Guess you set a new record, eh? And where’s my damn wooing? ---
**Author:** ![Tristan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tristan/32/18058_2.png) [@Tristan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tristan)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2001, 2:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-plea-from-crunchy-frog-to-all-dopers/52071/6 "2001-01-28T02:23:16Z")
Just to rub it in, the weekend manager is arranging for the Super Bowl to be tubed in and ran on all 4 big screen TV’s here in the control room… hehehehehhe ---
**Author:** ![Crunchy\_Frog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ebca7d/32.png) [@Crunchy\_Frog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crunchy_Frog)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2001, 2:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-plea-from-crunchy-frog-to-all-dopers/52071/7 "2001-01-28T02:23:25Z")
I got your damn wooing. Should I start another thread, or seeing as that thread will only draw a very slim percentage of posters who are interested, should I just send you emails? ---
**Author:** ![Nymysys](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/f6c823/32.png) [@Nymysys](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nymysys)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2001, 2:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-plea-from-crunchy-frog-to-all-dopers/52071/8 "2001-01-28T02:26:51Z")
Hrm…decisions, decisions. Shall I go for the ego feed, or the nasty sex-talk? Difficult choice. Guess I’ll leave it up to you, Froggy. ---
**Author:** ![Crunchy\_Frog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ebca7d/32.png) [@Crunchy\_Frog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crunchy_Frog)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2001, 2:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-plea-from-crunchy-frog-to-all-dopers/52071/9 "2001-01-28T02:26:55Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Tristan \* > \*\*Just to rub it in, the weekend manager is arranging for the Super Bowl to be tubed in and ran on all 4 big screen TV’s here in the control room… > > hehehehehhe \*\* Let me rephrase something from the OP: “You know I love you all, right? Except those **two** guys. I hate those **two** guys. Fuck **them**. But I love the rest of you!” I work for AT&T, we’re allowed to watch CNN and that’s it. I’ll be working with my back to the TVs and sound speakers off all night. Do it’s going to be a long boring night. Any volunteers to email me or call me (toll free number) so I don’t get the urge to look up who won the game during work hours? ---
**Author:** ![Crunchy\_Frog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ebca7d/32.png) [@Crunchy\_Frog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crunchy_Frog)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2001, 2:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-plea-from-crunchy-frog-to-all-dopers/52071/10 "2001-01-28T02:28:21Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Nymysys \* > \*\*Hrm…decisions, decisions. Shall I go for the ego feed, or the nasty sex-talk? Difficult choice. Guess I’ll leave it up to you, Froggy. \*\* Or we could let the anticipation build and I’ll woo the hell out of you during the Springfield Dopefest. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Nymysys](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/f6c823/32.png) [@Nymysys](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nymysys)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2001, 2:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-plea-from-crunchy-frog-to-all-dopers/52071/11 "2001-01-28T02:31:49Z")
Nononononono. I need wooing. I need it NOW! ---
**Author:** ![Lord\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ecccb3/32.png) [@Lord\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lord_Jim)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2001, 2:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-plea-from-crunchy-frog-to-all-dopers/52071/12 "2001-01-28T02:34:08Z")
Don’t post anything about the SuperBowl because some Frog is working? Get real, man. Jim ---
**Author:** ![Zenster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/cdc98d/32.png) [@Zenster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zenster)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2001, 2:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-plea-from-crunchy-frog-to-all-dopers/52071/13 "2001-01-28T02:39:17Z")
So what’s gonna happen if I post it in the thread title? Like I’m gonna get _toad_ away or something… sheesh! ---
**Author:** ![Crunchy\_Frog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ebca7d/32.png) [@Crunchy\_Frog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crunchy_Frog)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2001, 2:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-plea-from-crunchy-frog-to-all-dopers/52071/14 "2001-01-28T02:40:51Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by JimB \* > \*\*Don’t post anything about the SuperBowl because some Frog is working? Get real, man. > \*\* That’s not what I’m asking. I’m just asking that the winner isn’t named in the subject line, so I don’t see it while just browing through the different forums. If I open a football related thread or something and see it, it’s my own damn fault. I’d just prefer not to stop by MPSIMS at 11:00 or whatever, an hour before I get to go home, and see the thread title at the top of the screen **Ravens are the Champs** or **Giants WIN!!!** Is that so much to ask? ---
**Author:** ![Monster104](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c6cbf5/32.png) [@Monster104](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monster104)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2001, 2:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-plea-from-crunchy-frog-to-all-dopers/52071/15 "2001-01-28T02:42:55Z")
Who’s the guy? It’s not me is it? I hope it’s not me…it would feel as if I was stabbed in the back by a fellow Python fan if it was me? Is it me? I bet it’s me…it’s always me. I can’t take the suspense! Is it me?!? It’s not me, is it. Good. ---
**Author:** ![Silly\_Rabbit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e47774/32.png) [@Silly\_Rabbit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silly_Rabbit)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2001, 2:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-plea-from-crunchy-frog-to-all-dopers/52071/16 "2001-01-28T02:52:55Z")
No, **Monster104** , it’s me. He tricked you all into thinking it was a “he”. Ever since that divorce… ---
**Author:** ![Lord\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ecccb3/32.png) [@Lord\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lord_Jim)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2001, 3:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-plea-from-crunchy-frog-to-all-dopers/52071/17 "2001-01-28T03:00:23Z")
Just giving you a hard time, Froggy. Trying to be #3, is that too much to ask? Actually, I have a suggestion. If it’s _ **REALLY** _ important to **NOT** know the outcome of the game, maybe you should just not read the board Sunday night. Never mind, bad idea. Still trying for #3. Jim ---
**Author:** ![Freudian\_Slit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/5daacb/32.png) [@Freudian\_Slit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freudian_Slit)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2001, 3:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-plea-from-crunchy-frog-to-all-dopers/52071/18 "2001-01-28T03:04:57Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Crunchy Frog \* > **::on knees::** As long as you’re down there…how 'bout servicing me sexually? Oh, right. Corruption of a minor. Sigh. :o Don’t worry, Crunchy, I wouldn’t tell you. I probably won’t even know. I’m out of it. I don’t watch football or the Superbowl, except maybe for the commercials. And I would do you this favor, even if I did. Rest safely. 🙂 The idea of someone taping the Superbowl. Ah, the day and age in which we live… ---
**Author:** ![Crunchy\_Frog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ebca7d/32.png) [@Crunchy\_Frog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crunchy_Frog)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2001, 3:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-plea-from-crunchy-frog-to-all-dopers/52071/19 "2001-01-28T03:05:58Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by JimB \* > **…maybe you should just not read the board Sunday night. Never mind, bad idea.** Any idea how dull my job is from 4-midnight on a Sunday? Imagine twice a month, your job is to watch TV. Not a bad job, but the only channel you get is the _Great Lawns of America_ network and they’re having a marathon showing of the time Farmer Ted re-sod his lawn with soysia. Now imagine something 10 times more boring than that and you’ve almost got it. > [@](#): > > **Still trying for #3.** How do you know you weren’t #1? 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Nacho4Sara](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Nacho4Sara](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nacho4Sara)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2001, 3:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-plea-from-crunchy-frog-to-all-dopers/52071/20 "2001-01-28T03:24:43Z")
Okay, Crunchy, but I’m telling ya, it’s the Ravens all the way. There’s no question about it; Baltimore kicks ass, and the Ravens will undoubtedly benefit from our high level of kick-ass-edness. 12-3, my man. Ravens take it home! [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-plea-from-crunchy-frog-to-all-dopers/52071.md?page=2)