# A plea from Crunchy Frog to all Dopers

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-plea-from-crunchy-frog-to-all-dopers/52071>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [January 28, 2001, 2:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-plea-from-crunchy-frog-to-all-dopers/52071 "2001-01-28T02:04:55Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Tripler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tripler/32/21807_2.png) [@Tripler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tripler)\
**Post date:** [January 28, 2001, 3:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-plea-from-crunchy-frog-to-all-dopers/52071/21 "2001-01-28T03:33:08Z")

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Okay, I want you all to sit down for this one:

I will not post who wins, because I just don’t care. Even though my hometown team is playing **I am not watching the Super Bowl**. I just don’t care.

Therefore, I’ll note who wins from the news highlights, but I ain’t gonna watch the freggin’ game.

Tripler  
I’m such a Communist. . .

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**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\
**Post date:** [January 28, 2001, 3:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-plea-from-crunchy-frog-to-all-dopers/52071/22 "2001-01-28T03:41:46Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Nacho4Sara \*  
> \*\*12-3, my man. Ravens take it home! \*\*

You have THAT little faith in their defense?

Feh. 12-3 my ass. How about 21-3?

[sub]Note to all: that looks really screwy, but if you think about it it really does work[/sub]

And CF, I hate you too:)

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**Author:** ![Finagle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/b19c9b/32.png) [@Finagle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Finagle)\
**Post date:** [January 28, 2001, 3:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-plea-from-crunchy-frog-to-all-dopers/52071/23 "2001-01-28T03:42:24Z")

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If someone does post the winner in a title, someone should do Crunchy a favor and post another thread with a title saying the other team won. (I’d do it, but I have no idea who’s playing and I expect I’ll have even less idea who won.)

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**Author:** ![Scotticher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9c0ed/32.png) [@Scotticher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scotticher)\
**Post date:** [January 28, 2001, 4:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-plea-from-crunchy-frog-to-all-dopers/52071/24 "2001-01-28T04:03:12Z")

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Ron, dear, I care so much for you, that I will actually make the supreme sacrifice of not even WATCHING the game, just for you.

No, no, don’t plead with me to give up my happiness for yours. I will be fine, and maybe I will get some laundry done.

Scotti

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**Author:** ![Lord\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ecccb3/32.png) [@Lord\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lord_Jim)\
**Post date:** [January 28, 2001, 4:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-plea-from-crunchy-frog-to-all-dopers/52071/25 "2001-01-28T04:16:56Z")

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Hey, Crunch, I could get into watching Farmer Ted and his re-sodding. My lawn could use a few tips. Probably very interesting.

> [@](#):
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> How do you know you weren’t #1? 😉

Is that for real? I might actually be #1? I’ve never been #1 before. I think you’re kidding me.

Still trying for #3  
Jim

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**Author:** ![Crunchy\_Frog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ebca7d/32.png) [@Crunchy\_Frog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crunchy_Frog)\
**Post date:** [January 28, 2001, 4:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-plea-from-crunchy-frog-to-all-dopers/52071/26 "2001-01-28T04:25:58Z")

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> \*Originally posted by iampunha \*  
> \*\*And CF, I hate you too:) \*\*

Nope, you’re not the guy. Sorry to disappoint you.

**Scotticher** thank you for that amazing sacrifice. You are a saint.

**Nacho4Sara** - I don’t want to pick which team I’m rooting for since every playoff game this year the team I rooted for lost. (Except the Viking-Giants game, I didn’t give a shit about who won, since I don’t like either of those teams) 😉

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**Author:** ![Tristan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tristan/32/18058_2.png) [@Tristan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tristan)\
**Post date:** [January 28, 2001, 4:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-plea-from-crunchy-frog-to-all-dopers/52071/27 "2001-01-28T04:28:12Z")

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Actually, all we normally watch is CNN too… but the weekend manager is a football geek, so he’s pulling some strings and getting this done.

If the site manager found out, we’d all be in trouble… except the weekend guy, 'cause he’s been here to long and has too much pull.

_sigh_

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**Author:** ![bdgr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/a87d85/32.png) [@bdgr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bdgr)\
**Post date:** [January 28, 2001, 4:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-plea-from-crunchy-frog-to-all-dopers/52071/28 "2001-01-28T04:35:55Z")

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Can we post who wins the publishers clearing house giveaway? I mean, thats the really big news tomorrow. I got an email from them assuring me it might be me.

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**Author:** ![Crunchy\_Frog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ebca7d/32.png) [@Crunchy\_Frog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crunchy_Frog)\
**Post date:** [January 28, 2001, 4:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-plea-from-crunchy-frog-to-all-dopers/52071/29 "2001-01-28T04:40:12Z")

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> \*Originally posted by bdgr \*  
> \*\*Can we post who wins the publishers clearing house giveaway? I mean, thats the really big news tomorrow. I got an email from them assuring me it might be me. \*\*

Jesus **bdgr** , just take ALL the excitement out of Superbowl Sunday for me, why don’t ya?! I suppose you’re also going to talk about which commericals were the best too.

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**Author:** ![bdgr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/a87d85/32.png) [@bdgr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bdgr)\
**Post date:** [January 28, 2001, 4:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-plea-from-crunchy-frog-to-all-dopers/52071/30 "2001-01-28T04:44:27Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Crunchy Frog \*  
> \*\*
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> > [@](#):
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> > \*Originally posted by bdgr \*  
> > \*\*Can we post who wins the publishers clearing house giveaway? I mean, thats the really big news tomorrow. I got an email from them assuring me it might be me. \*\*
> 
> Jesus **bdgr** , just take ALL the excitement out of Superbowl Sunday for me, why don’t ya?! I suppose you’re also going to talk about which commericals were the best too. \*\*

Ok, I won’t post about the winner of that either… unless of course I win…

You mean they have commercials during the superbowl? Last one I watched, Staubach was playing in, so I don’t really remember much about it. I hear he isn’t playing in this one, though.

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**Author:** ![TroubleAgain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/e480ec/32.png) [@TroubleAgain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TroubleAgain)\
**Post date:** [January 28, 2001, 4:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-plea-from-crunchy-frog-to-all-dopers/52071/31 "2001-01-28T04:46:20Z")

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Crunchy, I feel for you. The only reason we are going to be able to see the game tomorrow night is because of a very kind co-worker. We have DirecTV here, but someone in our extremely inefficient accounting dept. didn’t renew the annual contract. So one of our day-shift buddies brought his satellite box thingy in so that we can watch the game. What a sweet thing to do!

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**Author:** ![wyldelf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/4491bb/32.png) [@wyldelf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wyldelf)\
**Post date:** [January 28, 2001, 4:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-plea-from-crunchy-frog-to-all-dopers/52071/32 "2001-01-28T04:46:50Z")

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Superbowl

_innocent look_  
What’s that?

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**Author:** ![bdgr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/a87d85/32.png) [@bdgr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bdgr)\
**Post date:** [January 28, 2001, 4:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-plea-from-crunchy-frog-to-all-dopers/52071/33 "2001-01-28T04:52:38Z")

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> \*Originally posted by wyldelf \*  
> \*\*Superbowl
> 
> _innocent look_  
> What’s that?  
> \*\*

Its where the announce the Publishers Clearing House winner.

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**Author:** ![Tristan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tristan/32/18058_2.png) [@Tristan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tristan)\
**Post date:** [January 28, 2001, 5:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-plea-from-crunchy-frog-to-all-dopers/52071/34 "2001-01-28T05:29:58Z")

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And all the commercials… don’t forget the commercials!

My company (the corporate drones that I work for!) will be airing a new commercial… from the people that brought you the lame ass Cat herding commercial, keep an eye out for something to do with squirrels…

It should be a blast… _yawn_

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**Author:** ![Una\_Persson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/una_persson/32/346_2.png) [@Una\_Persson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Una_Persson)\
**Post date:** [January 28, 2001, 5:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-plea-from-crunchy-frog-to-all-dopers/52071/35 "2001-01-28T05:38:54Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Finagle \*  
> \*\*  
> If someone does post the winner in a title, someone should do Crunchy a favor and post another thread with a title saying the other team won. (I’d do it, but I have no idea who’s playing and I expect I’ll have even less idea who won.) \*\*

I think this is a good idea, actually. Imagine - 25 threads of different winners, different scores…then the Mods will just delete **all** of them, which will serve the same purpose…hmmm…works pretty well both ways. I like your style!

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**Author:** ![Freudian\_Slit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/5daacb/32.png) [@Freudian\_Slit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freudian_Slit)\
**Post date:** [January 28, 2001, 5:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-plea-from-crunchy-frog-to-all-dopers/52071/36 "2001-01-28T05:55:04Z")

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What Crunchy, you’re not going to respond to what I said? I’m not good enough for you? ::bawls::

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**Author:** ![Crunchy\_Frog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ebca7d/32.png) [@Crunchy\_Frog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crunchy_Frog)\
**Post date:** [January 28, 2001, 6:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-plea-from-crunchy-frog-to-all-dopers/52071/37 "2001-01-28T06:00:49Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Zoggie \*  
> \*\*What Crunchy, you’re not going to respond to what I said? I’m not good enough for you? ::bawls:: \*\*

Check the times, **Zoggie** , that was a simulpost there. I didn’t see what you said till just now. Besides you answered your own question. Just a couple more years cutie and I’ll be all over you like snow in the arctic.

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**Author:** ![oldscratch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed655f/32.png) [@oldscratch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/oldscratch)\
**Post date:** [January 28, 2001, 6:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-plea-from-crunchy-frog-to-all-dopers/52071/38 "2001-01-28T06:11:35Z")

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I already got the scores from our Australian friends.  
The giants won.

Sorry.

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**Author:** ![DRY](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a87d85/32.png) [@DRY](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DRY)\
**Post date:** [January 28, 2001, 6:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-plea-from-crunchy-frog-to-all-dopers/52071/39 "2001-01-28T06:14:39Z")

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_ **I solemnly promise not to post the winner of the Super Bowl in the subject title of any thread.** _

[sub]I make no promises not to post the final score in the Crunchy Frog “welcome the newbie” thread, a newly created “Crunchy Frog appreciation thread”, or any thread dealing with flirting or sex (ie, one that I know Ron will open)

Kidding![/sub]

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**Author:** ![Montfort](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d6d6ee/32.png) [@Montfort](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Montfort)\
**Post date:** [January 28, 2001, 6:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-plea-from-crunchy-frog-to-all-dopers/52071/40 "2001-01-28T06:17:24Z")

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Just do what I’m doing, **Froggy** :

**THE EAGLES WIN THE SUPER BOWL! THE EAGLES WIN!!!**

:sigh: A man can dream…

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