# A poem!  Fer alla mah frenzz!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-poem-fer-alla-mah-frenzz/719583>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [May 8, 2015, 10:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-poem-fer-alla-mah-frenzz/719583 "2015-05-08T22:23:39Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 5\
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**Author:** ![Inigo\_Montoya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inigo_montoya/32/124_2.png) [@Inigo\_Montoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inigo_Montoya)\
**Post date:** [May 8, 2015, 10:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-poem-fer-alla-mah-frenzz/719583/1 "2015-05-08T22:23:39Z")

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Whack-a-doodle ding-dong  
Dibble, dribble, plonk.

Smacka-lacka sniffle rocket  
In a purple sock.

Catch a screaming meemie cookie  
slather it with lard.

Scribble jimmy neener nonner  
drink another yard.

Have a nice weekend, y’all.

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**Author:** ![Hopeful\_Crow](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/da6949/32.png) [@Hopeful\_Crow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hopeful_Crow)\
**Post date:** [May 8, 2015, 11:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-poem-fer-alla-mah-frenzz/719583/2 "2015-05-08T23:35:44Z")

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Wow! That is really, really, _really_ mundane!

😃

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**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\
**Post date:** [May 9, 2015, 1:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-poem-fer-alla-mah-frenzz/719583/3 "2015-05-09T01:43:06Z")

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Thank you. I will.

Same to you. 😃

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**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\
**Post date:** [May 9, 2015, 1:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-poem-fer-alla-mah-frenzz/719583/4 "2015-05-09T01:59:31Z")

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That last line really inspired me.

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**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\
**Post date:** [May 9, 2015, 1:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-poem-fer-alla-mah-frenzz/719583/5 "2015-05-09T13:25:05Z")

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Two points deducted for failure to include “notary sojac”.