# a poem i wrote, please critique, analyze for homoerotic overtones, enjoy.

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**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [May 31, 2003, 10:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-poem-i-wrote-please-critique-analyze-for-homoerotic-overtones-enjoy/178754 "2003-05-31T10:29:41Z")\
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**Author:** ![StupidSmartAgain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/58956e/32.png) [@StupidSmartAgain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/StupidSmartAgain)\
**Post date:** [May 31, 2003, 10:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-poem-i-wrote-please-critique-analyze-for-homoerotic-overtones-enjoy/178754/1 "2003-05-31T10:29:41Z")

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i have a poem:

i love the mods yes i do  
i love the mods even when i wear only one shoe  
i love the mods while eating green eggs n ham too  
i love the mods till the end  
to you mods this heart felt poem i send  
if anybody would try to take the mods place  
i’d kick that person straight in the face  
i would walk 1000 miles and win a race  
because i love the mods yes i do  
M the letter is extra special to me  
because when i type mod it’s the first i see

ah love the mods yes do  
i love the mods while wearing blue hair  
i love the mods while defeating the space pirates in sector 7  
i love the mods while walking to the seven eleven  
i love the cods cause they rhyme with mod and therefore rock  
the mods attacks are 78+12d with a 34% chance to block  
the mods are very special to me on monday cause it’s one letter away from being moday  
i love the mods yesterday, tommorow and today  
i will dispel any rumors against the mods becasue thats heresy

the mods are awesome in every way  
these mods were made for you and me  
and space planet zebeth but thats a different story  
of a lovely lady who had 4 daugthers who were gilla beasts  
oh yeah back to the mods  
the mods are rockety rock to the rockless ears  
the mods squelch any fears  
when the mods shoot demons with holy light it sears  
the mods are a blockety of rockety blockety to the bored people with no access to space rockets  
the mods also reattach arm sockets  
and they have awesome names llike coldfire  
a name that could bring back all the dead without tire

the mods rock while playing music  
the rocks while modding the laws of physics  
they will be my friend  
until the very end  
my friend to the very end of time  
even then making a pie flavuored lime  
that tastes so good it will be outlawed and turned into a crime  
and then all the uk dopefiends will yell “BLIME!”  
cos that makses kick ass sense and rhymes.

in the end no matter how hard i tried  
the mods still tasted fine even when batter fried  
what will eventually be good tempura

i hope you enjoyed my prime rhymes that are hopping with key lime.

🙂

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**Author:** ![Washte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/dc4da7/32.png) [@Washte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Washte)\
**Post date:** [May 31, 2003, 10:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-poem-i-wrote-please-critique-analyze-for-homoerotic-overtones-enjoy/178754/2 "2003-05-31T10:58:00Z")

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_Most_ interesting…

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**Author:** ![StupidSmartAgain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/58956e/32.png) [@StupidSmartAgain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/StupidSmartAgain)\
**Post date:** [May 31, 2003, 11:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-poem-i-wrote-please-critique-analyze-for-homoerotic-overtones-enjoy/178754/3 "2003-05-31T11:31:45Z")

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And…?

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**Author:** ![LolaCocaCola](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7cd45c/32.png) [@LolaCocaCola](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LolaCocaCola)\
**Post date:** [May 31, 2003, 12:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-poem-i-wrote-please-critique-analyze-for-homoerotic-overtones-enjoy/178754/4 "2003-05-31T12:05:01Z")

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You have a little poo on yer nose.