# A poll about female genitalia **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [August 1, 2013, 5:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-poll-about-female-genitalia/665098 "2013-08-01T17:39:45Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Mangetout](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mangetout/32/19_2.png) [@Mangetout](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mangetout)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2013, 5:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-poll-about-female-genitalia/665098/1 "2013-08-01T17:39:45Z")
Inspired by [this thread](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=698083) This is a poll for anyone of any gender and sexual orientation that includes being attracted to female partners (mainly to keep the poll options manageable - if anyone would like to create a companion thread for anyone else, that would be good). The two questions to consider here are: Do you enjoy performing oral sex with a female partner (that is, giving - i.e. cunnilingus)? Do you find the female genitalia appealing (especially visually)? The poll options will inevitably be too granular, pick the one you feel is closest to true for you. And noted that there is tremendous variety in the appearance of the female pudendum - if you like some and are terrified by others, you’ll just have to work out where you stand, on average. ---
**Author:** ![Leaffan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leaffan/32/299_2.png) [@Leaffan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leaffan)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2013, 5:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-poll-about-female-genitalia/665098/2 "2013-08-01T17:59:34Z")
I like performing oral sex and I like the look of female genitals. I didn’t even have to read the other options. What’s not to like? ---
**Author:** ![StusBlues](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/dc4da7/32.png) [@StusBlues](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/StusBlues)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2013, 6:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-poll-about-female-genitalia/665098/3 "2013-08-01T18:08:08Z")
> [@](#): > > I LIKE performing oral sex and I LIKE the look of female genitals \*1,000 ---
**Author:** ![Grrr](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/grrr/32/146_2.png) [@Grrr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Grrr)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2013, 6:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-poll-about-female-genitalia/665098/4 "2013-08-01T18:24:47Z")
I’ve always been a fan of Georgia O’keeffe. ---
**Author:** ![madsircool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/madsircool/32/3432_2.png) [@madsircool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/madsircool)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2013, 6:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-poll-about-female-genitalia/665098/5 "2013-08-01T18:26:22Z")
Option #1 Except Chyna’s…:o 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![corkboard](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e9bcb4/32.png) [@corkboard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/corkboard)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2013, 6:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-poll-about-female-genitalia/665098/6 "2013-08-01T18:27:35Z")
I’ve been up close and personal with some female genitalia that was decidedly unappealing aesthetically, but like a good soldier I closed my eyes and just got to the task at hand, which I still enjoyed. But as a rule I’m in favor both of performing it, and the appearance of them. ---
**Author:** ![Dr\_Doom](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/0ea827/32.png) [@Dr\_Doom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr_Doom)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2013, 6:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-poll-about-female-genitalia/665098/7 "2013-08-01T18:30:23Z")
There’s always an ugly-looking variety of anything beautiful. I voted the first option, after finding their wasn’t an option more amourously described. ---
**Author:** ![Shark\_Sandwich](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f04885/32.png) [@Shark\_Sandwich](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shark_Sandwich)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2013, 6:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-poll-about-female-genitalia/665098/8 "2013-08-01T18:39:58Z")
As the great philosopher Gary Busey so eloquently stated in the thought provoking academy-award winning\* film, _D.C. Cab_: “Myrna, you know the only thing wrong with oral sex? The VIEW.” ---
**Author:** ![yellowjacketcoder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/4bbf92/32.png) [@yellowjacketcoder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/yellowjacketcoder)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2013, 6:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-poll-about-female-genitalia/665098/9 "2013-08-01T18:45:16Z")
> [@corkboard](#): > > I’ve been up close and personal with some female genitalia that was decidedly unappealing aesthetically, but like a good soldier I closed my eyes and just got to the task at hand, which I still enjoyed. But as a rule I’m in favor both of performing it, and the appearance of them. > [@Dr\_Doom](#): > > There’s always an ugly-looking variety of anything beautiful. I voted LIKE/NEUTRAL, but my reasoning is similar to the above. I pretty much always enjoy performing for an appreciative lady, but some ladies are more appealing than others. It’s like boobs. I’ll probably enjoy playing with them, but there are some ugly ones out there. ---
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2013, 6:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-poll-about-female-genitalia/665098/10 "2013-08-01T18:47:03Z")
IMHO, female genitalia range in appearance from Flower Blossom to Ragged Gash. I suppose technically I should have voted neutral on appearance but I decided to Like. ---
**Author:** ![aNewLeaf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ac91a4/32.png) [@aNewLeaf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aNewLeaf)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2013, 6:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-poll-about-female-genitalia/665098/11 "2013-08-01T18:49:29Z")
> [@Dr\_Doom](#): > > There’s always an ugly-looking variety of anything beautiful. I’ve never seen “unattractive” female genitalia in person. Some are prettier than others. Mens’ gear averages less appealing, but still I’ve never had to look away in horror from a saggy foreskin. ---
**Author:** ![EmilyG](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/emilyg/32/364_2.png) [@EmilyG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EmilyG)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2013, 6:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-poll-about-female-genitalia/665098/12 "2013-08-01T18:50:58Z")
I voted “other”. I’ve never performed oral sex, nor had a desire to, though I’ve never been in a sexual relationship. As for female genitals, I think they’re okay-looking, I suppose. ---
**Author:** ![bup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/6bbea6/32.png) [@bup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bup)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2013, 7:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-poll-about-female-genitalia/665098/13 "2013-08-01T19:29:12Z")
I voted two thumbs up, but I know what \*\*BrainGlutton \*\*meant in that other thread. Animals that aren’t human but have a sense of aesthetics would say genitalia are more icky than any other human parts. ---
**Author:** ![Loach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/loach/32/350_2.png) [@Loach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Loach)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2013, 7:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-poll-about-female-genitalia/665098/14 "2013-08-01T19:30:38Z")
#1. They are like snowflakes. No two are the same and beautiful in there own special way. Ok maybe I’m exaggerating a little. There are some ugly ones. But not enough to bother me. ---
**Author:** ![Napier](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/ce73a5/32.png) [@Napier](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Napier)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2013, 2:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-poll-about-female-genitalia/665098/15 "2013-08-02T02:22:49Z")
Believe me, my young friend, there is NOTHING–absolute nothing–half so much worth doing as simply messing about in bottoms. ---
**Author:** ![Senegoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/senegoid/32/6606_2.png) [@Senegoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Senegoid)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2013, 3:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-poll-about-female-genitalia/665098/16 "2013-08-02T03:11:35Z")
OP: Best post / user name combo evah! ---
**Author:** ![johnpost](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/f17d59/32.png) [@johnpost](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/johnpost)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2013, 3:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-poll-about-female-genitalia/665098/17 "2013-08-02T03:19:39Z")
won’t somebody please think of the vaginas. ---
**Author:** ![Qadgop\_the\_Mercotan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/qadgop_the_mercotan/32/83_2.png) [@Qadgop\_the\_Mercotan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Qadgop_the_Mercotan)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2013, 3:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-poll-about-female-genitalia/665098/18 "2013-08-02T03:25:17Z")
> [@Senegoid](#): > > OP: Best post / user name combo evah! Man, get out! It appears I voted with the majority. ---
**Author:** ![aNewLeaf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ac91a4/32.png) [@aNewLeaf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aNewLeaf)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2013, 3:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-poll-about-female-genitalia/665098/19 "2013-08-02T15:40:15Z")
> [@johnpost](#): > > won’t somebody please think of the vaginas. I’m on it. ---
**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2013, 3:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-poll-about-female-genitalia/665098/20 "2013-08-02T15:47:04Z")
Another two thumbs up. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-poll-about-female-genitalia/665098.md?page=2)