# A Poll for the MEN only, please

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-poll-for-the-men-only-please/245794>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [May 18, 2004, 4:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-poll-for-the-men-only-please/245794 "2004-05-18T16:20:19Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![The\_Llama](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a698b9/32.png) [@The\_Llama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Llama)\
**Post date:** [May 20, 2004, 2:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-poll-for-the-men-only-please/245794/61 "2004-05-20T02:37:31Z")

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Red is my favorite

And My vote is that this thread has nothing to do with color, it has to do with finding out who the men are.

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**Author:** ![pulykamell](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pulykamell/32/3166_2.png) [@pulykamell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pulykamell)\
**Post date:** [May 20, 2004, 3:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-poll-for-the-men-only-please/245794/62 "2004-05-20T03:32:53Z")

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> [@Tayr0](#):
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> in the interest of market research. 😉
> 
> Of the following colors, which do you find the most appealing? (no, it’s not a personality test)
> 
> 1. Red
> 2. Yellow
> 3. Blue
> 4. Green
> 5. Purple
> 6. Brown
> 
> Thanks in advance!

Dark/navy blue, followed by obnoxiously bright Ferrari red.

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**Author:** ![Arch\_Trout](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9f8e36/32.png) [@Arch\_Trout](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arch_Trout)\
**Post date:** [May 20, 2004, 11:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-poll-for-the-men-only-please/245794/63 "2004-05-20T11:49:15Z")

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I like them all apart from yellow and green.  
Hate yellow and only like green if it is Racing Green or similar.

I like all my colours dark.

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**Author:** ![The\_Stranger\_1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/87869e/32.png) [@The\_Stranger\_1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Stranger_1)\
**Post date:** [May 20, 2004, 1:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-poll-for-the-men-only-please/245794/64 "2004-05-20T13:58:17Z")

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Hi Tay!

> [@](#):
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> Sternvogel- I’ll approach the question as if it’s "Assuming a new sports team were forming in your town, which would you prefer as the dominant color of players’ uniforms?

Well, if we’re going assume an application for the colors…I’m going to assume the colors will be applied to women’s panties. Then, the relevant question is: “What color panties would I most like to see her wearing, when the panties are the _only_ thing she’s wearing?”

BLUE  
followed closely by  
**BLACK**  
=grin=

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**Author:** ![flickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/7bcc69/32.png) [@flickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/flickster)\
**Post date:** [May 20, 2004, 2:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-poll-for-the-men-only-please/245794/65 "2004-05-20T14:39:51Z")

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Here’s my 1st & 2nd place choices of random applications

Panties - Red, closely followed by Black

Car/Truck - Yellow, then Red

Eyes - Green, then Blue

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**Author:** ![Skelji](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b38774/32.png) [@Skelji](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skelji)\
**Post date:** [May 20, 2004, 4:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-poll-for-the-men-only-please/245794/66 "2004-05-20T16:34:35Z")

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My order would be:  
Blue  
Green  
Purple  
Red  
Yellow  
Brown

I Do Not like the color brown unless it is something made of wood. Or chocolate. But brown still sucks. Take _that_, UPS!

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**Author:** ![Genghis\_Bob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/45deac/32.png) [@Genghis\_Bob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Genghis_Bob)\
**Post date:** [May 20, 2004, 5:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-poll-for-the-men-only-please/245794/67 "2004-05-20T17:57:13Z")

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**Green**. The color of racing. The color of the deep forest. The color of the unidentified food in the back of my refrigerator. . .

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**Author:** ![ShibbOleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@ShibbOleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShibbOleth)\
**Post date:** [May 20, 2004, 6:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-poll-for-the-men-only-please/245794/68 "2004-05-20T18:30:04Z")

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1. Blue
2. Purple
3. Green
4. Red
5. Yellow
6. Brown

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**Author:** ![lowblow](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f0a364/32.png) [@lowblow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lowblow)\
**Post date:** [May 20, 2004, 6:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-poll-for-the-men-only-please/245794/69 "2004-05-20T18:34:20Z")

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First, I can’t believe this thread has 67 replies with no explanation. Secondly I like Orange which I can not believe was not listed. You know that is the color of the sunset don’t ya?

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**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\
**Post date:** [May 20, 2004, 6:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-poll-for-the-men-only-please/245794/70 "2004-05-20T18:51:21Z")

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> [@Tayr0](#):
>
> in the interest of market research. 😉
> 
> Of the following colors, which do you find the most appealing? (no, it’s not a personality test)
> 
> 1. Red
> 2. Yellow
> 3. Blue
> 4. Green
> 5. Purple
> 6. Brown
> 
> Thanks in advance!

1. Red
2. Purple
3. Blue
4. Green
5. Brown
6. Yellow  
Do I get a makeover?

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**Author:** ![vl\_mungo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/bc8723/32.png) [@vl\_mungo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vl_mungo)\
**Post date:** [May 20, 2004, 10:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-poll-for-the-men-only-please/245794/71 "2004-05-20T22:53:40Z")

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1. Green
2. Bluev
3. Red
4. Purple
5. Yellow
6. Brown

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**Author:** ![Tayr0](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/71c47a/32.png) [@Tayr0](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tayr0)\
**Post date:** [May 21, 2004, 1:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-poll-for-the-men-only-please/245794/72 "2004-05-21T01:49:50Z")

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😃

Holy Mackinaw!

That’s a lot of replies, guys (and bearded lady).

First of all, thanks for stepping up.

Second of all…what a _great_ demonstration of how the simplest of questions can become incredibly convoluted. (no that wasn’t the point, just a moderately amusing side-effect). 😉

I kept the question general, because I was looking for a GENERAL answer.

Say there was a sheet of paper in front of you…would you rather it be this color, or that?

So…let me ask you this:

Given **your choice** , what colour combination do you find most appealing.

2 colors only, please…for the purpose of this thread, assume it’s a book cover.

(Sorry Stranger…no panties this go round) 😛

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**Author:** ![The\_Stranger\_1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/87869e/32.png) [@The\_Stranger\_1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Stranger_1)\
**Post date:** [May 21, 2004, 2:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-poll-for-the-men-only-please/245794/73 "2004-05-21T02:23:31Z")

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dang…

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**Author:** ![Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d26b3c/32.png) [@Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Blue_Sky)\
**Post date:** [May 21, 2004, 2:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-poll-for-the-men-only-please/245794/74 "2004-05-21T02:25:54Z")

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> [@Skelji](#):
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> I Do Not like the color brown unless it is something made of wood. Or chocolate. But brown still sucks. Take _that_, UPS!

“What’s brown and sounds like a bell?”  
“Dung!”

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**Author:** ![SSgtBaloo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ac91a4/32.png) [@SSgtBaloo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SSgtBaloo)\
**Post date:** [May 21, 2004, 2:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-poll-for-the-men-only-please/245794/75 "2004-05-21T02:38:59Z")

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Ultraviolet and infrared, in that order.

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**Author:** ![Tusculan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ecd19e/32.png) [@Tusculan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tusculan)\
**Post date:** [May 21, 2004, 7:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-poll-for-the-men-only-please/245794/76 "2004-05-21T07:53:57Z")

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Oh, now we have to do two colors. And next it’ll be three, won’t it?

Anyhow, for a book cover I pick yellow and purple. Gaudy, yes, but I like it.

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**Author:** ![heresiarch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/278dde/32.png) [@heresiarch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/heresiarch)\
**Post date:** [May 21, 2004, 10:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-poll-for-the-men-only-please/245794/77 "2004-05-21T10:58:30Z")

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Red.

But it would depend on whether we’re talking about a sports car or a sports coat.

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**Author:** ![heresiarch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/278dde/32.png) [@heresiarch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/heresiarch)\
**Post date:** [May 21, 2004, 11:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-poll-for-the-men-only-please/245794/78 "2004-05-21T11:01:41Z")

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Oops. I didn’t read the second page and didn’t see your second post.

I’m gonna say **Red and Brown** for a book cover. But it really depends on the shades and design.

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**Author:** ![Pablito](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ed655f/32.png) [@Pablito](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pablito)\
**Post date:** [May 21, 2004, 1:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-poll-for-the-men-only-please/245794/79 "2004-05-21T13:41:14Z")

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This question was interesting when I was picturing my favorite color of clothes on a woman (answer: red). But picking two colors for a book? Pass. Sorry, but I just can’t manage to make myself have a preference about that.  
A ‘pornographic book’, you say? Oh, well, then my colors of choice for the cover would be . . . . . Nope, sorry, still nothing. Maybe I’ve been immunized to clever marketing strategems? I can help more if we get back to women’s panties though.

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**Author:** ![Philster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/13edae/32.png) [@Philster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Philster)\
**Post date:** [May 21, 2004, 3:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-poll-for-the-men-only-please/245794/80 "2004-05-21T15:43:09Z")

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Blue, Green, Red, Yellow, Purple, Brown.

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