# A post-Christmas MMP

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**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Tags:** mmp\
**Created:** [December 25, 2016, 9:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-post-christmas-mmp/775616 "2016-12-25T21:25:20Z")\
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**Author:** ![dogbutler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dogbutler/32/428_2.png) [@dogbutler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dogbutler)\
**Post date:** [December 25, 2016, 11:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-post-christmas-mmp/775616/9 "2016-12-25T23:57:03Z")

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I fired up the lights on the Hockey Tree. Christmas dinner will be herbed chicken with stuffing, sauteed green beans with mushrooms and shallots, and canned cranberry sauce. Tonight’s appetizer is a [Celebrator](https://untappd.com/b/brauerei-aying-celebrator-2016/1687454). As for what I do the day after, I clean up after the Apocalypse.

> [@carnivorousplant](#):
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> Are you whoosing us?  
> I thought it concerned the Manly Art of Self Defence.

No, Boxing Day is the day when Canadians punch each other in the head, then say “Sorry.”

> [@EmilyG](#):
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> I visited my dad in the hospital today. He didn’t seem to be doing as badly as yesterday’s description of him, so I guess that’s good.

Yay!

> [@The Road Trip MMP](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-road-trip-mmp/775116/185):
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> _encourages pets in their bad behavior_

:dubious:  
You really want to stir up Gordie?

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