# A post-Superbowl Florida Dopefest with a horny sailor? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [December 11, 2000, 1:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-post-superbowl-florida-dopefest-with-a-horny-sailor/45005 "2000-12-11T13:42:49Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![ChiefScott](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/58f4c7/32.png) [@ChiefScott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChiefScott)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2000, 1:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-post-superbowl-florida-dopefest-with-a-horny-sailor/45005/1 "2000-12-11T13:42:49Z")
The nuclear-powered aircraft carrier _USS Dwight D. Eisenhower (CVN-69)_ will arrive if Fort Lauderdale for a four-day port visit January 29. My humble-self shall be aboard. I’m not to familiar ith the area (as I made a port call there only once when I was 19 and saw the inside of various clubs and strip joints). Is anyone up for a Dopefest following the **Montfort/Anniz** denouement? ---
**Author:** ![ChiefScott](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/58f4c7/32.png) [@ChiefScott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChiefScott)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2000, 1:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-post-superbowl-florida-dopefest-with-a-horny-sailor/45005/2 "2000-12-11T13:47:13Z")
I meant, of course, **in** Fort Lauderdale. ---
**Author:** ![Montfort](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d6d6ee/32.png) [@Montfort](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Montfort)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2000, 3:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-post-superbowl-florida-dopefest-with-a-horny-sailor/45005/3 "2000-12-11T15:25:49Z")
I won’t be there, but do take a trip along Rt 1 in Lauderdale if you’re looking to relieve those horny sailor urges. Just a friendly _bump_ for my favourite sailor… ---
**Author:** ![Spiritus\_Mundi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c68b51/32.png) [@Spiritus\_Mundi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiritus_Mundi)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2000, 4:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-post-superbowl-florida-dopefest-with-a-horny-sailor/45005/4 "2000-12-11T16:07:40Z")
Well, so far my batting average is a perfect .000 for these things, but if I aim for both yours and Montfort’s I might get lucky and hit one of them by accident. [sub]Even if I would have to put up with a humiliating reminder of this year’s debacle on the gridiron.[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![ChiefScott](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/58f4c7/32.png) [@ChiefScott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChiefScott)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2000, 10:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-post-superbowl-florida-dopefest-with-a-horny-sailor/45005/5 "2000-12-12T22:53:33Z")
Bump. ---
**Author:** ![SanibelMan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e4f/32.png) [@SanibelMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SanibelMan)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2000, 11:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-post-superbowl-florida-dopefest-with-a-horny-sailor/45005/6 "2000-12-12T23:02:51Z")
Unfortunately, you’ll be in port smack dab in the middle of a school week, and Fort Lauderdale’s a 2 hour drive for me, so I’m afraid I’ll be a no-show at this one. ---
**Author:** ![Cyndar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/5f8ce5/32.png) [@Cyndar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cyndar)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2000, 11:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-post-superbowl-florida-dopefest-with-a-horny-sailor/45005/7 "2000-12-12T23:11:25Z")
Yep, school for me too. Sorry Chief! Michi ---
**Author:** ![tubagirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/b77776/32.png) [@tubagirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tubagirl)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2000, 11:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-post-superbowl-florida-dopefest-with-a-horny-sailor/45005/8 "2000-12-12T23:19:29Z")
Well I’m sure I could make it down. YOu sure you want to bring this upon yourself chiefy??? You could at least ask my husband why he is with someone like me… Lots of entertainment for the whole family!!! I think it would be fun. I’ve never done a dopefest… ---
**Author:** ![Bear\_Nenno](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bear_nenno/32/3358_2.png) [@Bear\_Nenno](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bear_Nenno)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2000, 12:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-post-superbowl-florida-dopefest-with-a-horny-sailor/45005/9 "2000-12-13T00:15:21Z")
I’m there **Chief**!!! I will be coming from Tampa, so I am not familiar with Ft. Lauderdale. I’m sure we could find the clubs easily though 🙂 Will you be able to give tours, or will it be another one of those diplomatic things where no one is allowed on? ---
**Author:** ![ChiefScott](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/58f4c7/32.png) [@ChiefScott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChiefScott)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2000, 12:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-post-superbowl-florida-dopefest-with-a-horny-sailor/45005/10 "2000-12-13T00:50:38Z")
Tours may be possible, as I _am_ the public affairs chief. ---
**Author:** ![dragonlady](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/5f8ce5/32.png) [@dragonlady](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dragonlady)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2000, 1:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-post-superbowl-florida-dopefest-with-a-horny-sailor/45005/11 "2000-12-13T01:23:24Z")
Sure…that’s what you said LAST time! ---
**Author:** ![nashiitashii](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/7c8e57/32.png) [@nashiitashii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nashiitashii)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2000, 3:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-post-superbowl-florida-dopefest-with-a-horny-sailor/45005/12 "2000-12-13T03:28:24Z")
Riiiight, I think me and my friends are probably the closest to living in Ft. Lauderdale, and we’re kind of not old enough to go to strip clubs, although I’d find it a fun way to waste time. Uhm, I think you’ve got a no on behalf of all the horny teenagers down here because it’s school stuff and we’re having exams sometime soon after that. But, you never know. We might be able to make it. Then again, do you really wanna be around a bunch of hyper teenagers? ---
**Author:** ![Spiritus\_Mundi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c68b51/32.png) [@Spiritus\_Mundi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiritus_Mundi)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2000, 5:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-post-superbowl-florida-dopefest-with-a-horny-sailor/45005/13 "2000-12-13T05:02:52Z")
I’m about 45 minutes north of Ft L, but if any of those travelling further need crash space and don’t mind messy houses and large dogs I have a cluttered guest room and an even more cluttered cottage out back. ---
**Author:** ![ChiefScott](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/58f4c7/32.png) [@ChiefScott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChiefScott)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2000, 11:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-post-superbowl-florida-dopefest-with-a-horny-sailor/45005/14 "2000-12-13T11:47:24Z")
Bump, afore everyone get to work… ---
**Author:** ![Bear\_Nenno](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bear_nenno/32/3358_2.png) [@Bear\_Nenno](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bear_Nenno)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2000, 10:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-post-superbowl-florida-dopefest-with-a-horny-sailor/45005/15 "2000-12-15T10:14:48Z")
**Chief** , you got a place to stay in Ft. Lauderdale? I am going to reserve the Hilten OceanFront. Very nice hotel out there. For $300 a night, it should be better than your quarters… don’t worry, I am not paying that price. I got hook-ups. You won’t have to chip in, so don’t worry about that either. So if you want to stay there, you are welcome to. Me and a couple friends will be coming out there and staying one or two nights… Bad News: My friends are guys Good News: All the chicks we meet in Ft. L will be coming up to the room too!!! …waduyasay? ---
**Author:** ![Bear\_Nenno](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bear_nenno/32/3358_2.png) [@Bear\_Nenno](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bear_Nenno)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2000, 10:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-post-superbowl-florida-dopefest-with-a-horny-sailor/45005/16 "2000-12-30T10:33:20Z")
::bump:: Everything ok on that ship, **Chief**? What did they do, take away your computer? ---
**Author:** ![Spiritus\_Mundi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c68b51/32.png) [@Spiritus\_Mundi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiritus_Mundi)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2001, 5:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-post-superbowl-florida-dopefest-with-a-horny-sailor/45005/17 "2001-01-08T17:59:47Z")
Chief: Is this still happening? ---
**Author:** ![Bear\_Nenno](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bear_nenno/32/3358_2.png) [@Bear\_Nenno](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bear_Nenno)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2001, 4:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-post-superbowl-florida-dopefest-with-a-horny-sailor/45005/18 "2001-01-13T04:09:52Z")
::tapping fingers on desk:: Ummmm, **Chief**? ---
**Author:** ![Spiritus\_Mundi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c68b51/32.png) [@Spiritus\_Mundi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiritus_Mundi)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2001, 5:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-post-superbowl-florida-dopefest-with-a-horny-sailor/45005/19 "2001-01-15T17:44:44Z")
Time to officially stick a fork in this baby? ---
**Author:** ![Bear\_Nenno](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bear_nenno/32/3358_2.png) [@Bear\_Nenno](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bear_Nenno)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2001, 7:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-post-superbowl-florida-dopefest-with-a-horny-sailor/45005/20 "2001-01-15T19:34:53Z")
I emailed him the other day. I guess we’ll see… [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-post-superbowl-florida-dopefest-with-a-horny-sailor/45005.md?page=2)