The OP’s speculation about cremation making a dent in the granite industry is mistaken. Don’t forget, the baby-boom generation is moving through the population, like a rat through a snake. We are now retiring and :eek: dying. The death industry will be a hot sector for the next 20 years, at least. Even though more of us are choosing cremation, there is still increased demand for caskets and headstones
Woo hoo! Laughing countertops! 
I wish I’d gone for granite tops.