Why are you so bloody afraid of the Snark Board? It’s damned boring. Your idiotic policies and Stalinesque paranoid behaviour about it make it more interesting than it would ever be on its own.
Your entire behaviour - you collectively - is quite stupid.
As I have said before: it’s like the US’s policy on marijuana. There is no real reason for it beyond upholding history, but they find themselves in a position where they are unable to reverse themselves without looking stupid. Looking stupid is worse (apparently) than being consistent, even when that consistency is wrong.